Chapter 2: Parodies Of Chapters 9-12

Jacie and Rae had made it to the Fuckin' Witches Halloween store.

Rae talked to her boyfriend, Grady Loonis.

"Jacie needs a costume for Halloween." said Rae.

"Okay." said Grady.

Jacie was walking by the Halloween masks.

Each place had labels of what masks went where and three mask places were completely empty. There were a green pumpkin, an orange witch and a purple skull. By the looks of it on the label, they were made by a company called Golden Leaf.

"Grady, didn't you say you guys had to take masks off the shelf?" asked Rae.

"Yeah." said Grady.

"Why?" asked Rae.

"Some psycho bastard named Curtis Kovall created them expected to try to sell them and letting innocent people die in 1998. We just now found this out three days ago." said Grady.

"You know that has nothing to do with Michael Meyers?" asked Rae.

"Who said it does?" asked Grady.

"No one." said Rae.

Jacie looked for costumes and found an orange and silver clown costume.

"Rae, I've found the perfect costume!" said Jacie.

A mask that said "Fuckin' Witches" on the forehead was taken off the shelf and put on by Michael Meyers.

A TV screen in the Halloween aisle turned on by itself and read "Son of a bitch!".

"Rae, come over here!" said Jacie. "This machine just called me a son of a bitch!"

Rae came over.

"You probably just saw a mask and it scared you." said Rae.

"What?" asked Jacie.

"I dunno." said Rae. "I'm just supposed to say that line."

Night.

Jacie raked off a plate onto another.

"Okay Jacie, we'll be back." said Mrs. Corti. "Where's Rae?"

"Right here." said Rae.

"We'll at Witches Fuckin' Suck Diner." said Mrs. Corti.

"I want you two to have fun tonight." said Mr. Corti. "Make sure Jacie's in bed before 9:40."

"Alright." said Rae.

"Bye." said Jacie.

"See ya!" said Mr. Corti.

"Good luck!" said Rae.

"Good luck?" asked Jacie.

"Well." said Rae.

Jacie smiled as Rae shut the door.

"Go get your costume." said Rae.

Rae walked into the kitchen and saw two people with a clown mask, blue shirt that says 'I LOVE MICHAEL', blue jeans and black boots on. There was a girl and a boy. The girl had a guitar around her neck and the boy had a microphone in his hand.

The girl put her arms on the guitar and the boy held the microphone up to his face.

Boy sings: "If I cut you, you will bleed so that I will be excited I just want to kill you...Die, it will please me. Every single day. It would please me to see you on the ground. Die, just die! I'll stab you with a knife and leave it there all night, alright! Just die! Just die!"

The boy got out a knife and Rachael escaped from it.

Rae called Grady's house.

"Hey, is Grady there? He's not? Okay. Tell him to drop by."

A Golden Leaf commercial came on and played its theme in metal.

"Fuckin' fuckin' Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, fuckin' fuckin' Halloween, Golden Leaf!"

"Fuck you too, Curtis Kovall!" said Rae, turning off the TV. "Damn witches! Come on, Jacie! Let's go get candy!"

Upstairs, Jacie had just put on her mask.

"Come on, Jacie!" said Rae.

"Come on, Rae!" said Jacie, coming out the door. "I thought you said you were ready!"

"I'm ready! I'm ready!" said Rae, coming out the door.

The two walked down the stairs and walked onto the road and saw someone in a hockey mask on.

"Would you take that stupid Mason mask off!" said Rae.

"Relax." said the guy. "I got you the new blood. Hold out your hand."

Rae held out her hand.

The hockey masked guy put a black tube in her hand that read "The New Blood". Rae hit him in the face with her powers and walked off.

"Ow!" shouted the hockey masked guy. "Mason lives! I'll always know what you did last summer!"

"Fuck you!" shouted Rae.

Michael Meyers walked upstairs and flipped through pictures. There were pictures of Michael and Nory hugging and smiling. Then, there were pictures of Jacie and pictures of Nory and Jacie.