Who's the Daddy?

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Chapter 2: WINNER!

I'M THE WINNER!

Ironic right?!

I'm so stupid and didn't realise the package that was going to come this stupid bet. Even Luxord warned me! But I guess then I thought Nobodies couldn't even conceive. How wrong was I? It would appear VERY wrong!

It was a fun bet and all. Plus it became even more enjoyable, how Luxord banned himself from Port Royal. However; from looking at the different outcomes between Luxord and myself. I think I had it a lot worse than he did. Considering...Oh I don't know; I HAVE A LITTLE DEMON GROWING INSIDE OF ME!

Unless he's the Dad... Oh well!

I mean I have to look on the positive side though. It's not all bad, but that comes later. For now it's not about this baby, or god knows who the dad is. It's about the aftermath of my wonderful enjoyable bet that got me knocked up!

It had got to the 14 hour marker and Larxene had finally finished! She sighed to herself as she climbed out of Marluxia's bed and put her coat back on. She just couldn't wait to shove her victory in the Gambler of Fate's face. Oh the joy of his countless winnings, all gone down the drain. Just by one stupid bet that didn't even make any sense. This was a new beginning for the rest of the Organization. As they could, ever so kindly remind Luxord of his failure; and then have the pleasure to endlessly taunt him of about it. Smiling wasn't something that Larxene did often. She only smirked at people's misfortune. But today it was an honest and true smile. One thing she wouldn't want, the other members to witness.

"So thanks Marly that was fun." She glanced at him before taking her leave. He only smirked at her. No comments just silence. This worried Larxene a bit. Didn't he like her? They had been friends ever since she joined the organization and he only glances and smirk's at her! Never mind... Luxord was a little more important at the moment, then worry about what Marluxia thought.

She walked into the main hallway with her head held high, and every step was filled with pride. She had beaten Luxord now it was time for the Brit to listen to the music. Oh and of course to prove that she was someone to be reckoned with.

Unfortunately for her the only nobodies present were Xemnas and Xigbar. Which could mean one of two things: Xigbar was being irritating, and getting away with it. Or Xemnas was about to blow his top off.

"But Xemnas..."

"Yes"

"Can't think of accuse."

The Superior then held the bridge of his nose, to try and calm the headache; they all called Xigbar, down. "Xigbar all I ask is that you do the report right first time so I don't have the trouble of Saix losing his temper, then chasing after you, about a bloody piece of paper"

"Well Xemmy you brought me into this Organization, so it is your own fault. And like you said it's just a bit of paper" He smiled.

Xemnas just glared at the one eyed nobody, with anger. He took a deep breath. He was used to his behaviour, much like the original six were, but today he just wanted to relax. "Ok. Be. Difficult. Then." He said gritting his teeth as Xigbar just laughed at his boss.

"Well mate not my fault."

"NOT YOUR FAULT!"

Larxene started to laugh at the pair as the continuously argued. There wasn't a day when those two would have sort of mini argument. When you say argument, it's just Xigbar smirking wells' Xemnas shouts at him. To be perfectly honest everyone has arguments with the pirate, even Lexaeus and he hardly spoke. Only if Xemnas wasn't so weak then he could rid them all of the bloody pirate. Oh well not all headaches went away.

"Hey Superior, hey Pirate what we arguing about today?" the Nymph smirked as she stop the raised voices in the room. All of a sudden Xigbar turned around and his face lit up with excitement.

He ran up to her, completely ignoring his Superior who had actually wanted to get to the bottom of Xigbar's laziness. It wasn't like he was going to ever do as he was told any way. Xemnas was astonished that he even bothered with him. The amount of stress that II put him through was never ending. Plus it angered him to the core, of whatever was left of his former selves.

"So, so , so... did ya win!" Xigbar said like a child on Christmas day.

Xemnas just faced palmed himself. Now he was positive that he shouldn't bother with that nobody. But all the same he did want to know if Luxord lost.

"Well... does winning count if you complete it in less than... I don't know... 14 and a half hours?" she asked sarcastically. Xigbar then suddenly screamed with delight and hugged Larxene. But he soon regretted his decision, when Larxene electrocuted him, with 200 volts.

Xemnas just happily smiled as Xigbar screamed. That is your punishment for not doing the work Xigbar. He thought happily to himself, as Xigbar let go of Larxene and fell on the floor in front of his Superior, always being melodramatic about everything. But Xemnas was also smiling because he could rub the failure in his 10th members face. Finally he could get him back for that jellybean incident. Stupid! Time! Controlling! Nobody!

"Ahhhh, I think my heart just stop!" Xigbar laughed to himself.

Both Xemnas and Larxene just rolled her eyes. Did he ever stop? "Well that's always good to know Xiggy. Now have any of you seen Luxord? I want to rub said victory in ones face" she smirked as she approached II, who was still lying on the floor.

Xemnas cleared his throat "No XII, I haven't seen him. II have you?"

"I can't feel my face... oh yeah he came back from Halloween town with Xaldin. I think he's in the grey area with III and VI. Or did they both go to their rooms, I don't know"

She didn't even wait to be accused. She left with a puff of darkness and headed straight for the grey area. No way was she going to allow the Brit to avoid her. That was the only way he could win, if he didn't know her for her victory. But then again it was really his own fault for agreeing not to use time. He was so stupid, even if he did use his power, she wouldn't have realised he had. The many reasons why she consider boys to be thick... Or did he want her to win?

As she walked into the grey area she heard another dark corridor to open behind. No doubt that it was Xigbar. The fool always had to get in her business. In fact, he knew very one's business. She scanned the room and noticed at VI was in there as well as her lovely British target sitting quietly drinking a cup of tea. Oh this was going to be enjoyable.

"Hey Brit!" she laughed as she approached him. "Never guess what... you got to stop drinking from now on!"

Luxord slowly looked up at the twelve member; then to his cup of 'tea'. He then quickly downed the substance before Larxene could make another comment. Trust him to put rum in his tea. He throw the cup on the floor in defeat; as the Nymph just smiled evilly at him. Larxene just laughed at the display as him throwing a temper tantrum. Luxord actually tipped the chair that he was sitting on. He was supposed to be the calmest one there. Obviously not...

"Whoa! Calm down Luxy" Xigbar finally spoke from behind Larxene. Who was still happily laughing at the 10th member. "I understand you're a little ticked off; but... you come one now, need to pay up!"

"What do you mean Xig? Cause there was no munny involved in this" Larxene asked.

"Well yeah not between you two." Xigbar then put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a scrappy old piece of paper. It actually looked about year old. Or Xigbar never took it out of his pocket either one. He then tried and failed to put on a British accent. "If the subject, Luxord, ever loses a bet or fades before Xigbar, then Xigbar gets at least half the munny that Luxord owns."

The Gambler's of Fate mouth dropped. There was no way he would never sign a thing like that with Xigbar, or with anyone for that matter. There was no benefit to him at all. No way ever ever... oh unless that was the thing II got him to sign when he was drunk. He did always wonder why he kept saying 'one day timey' whenever Xigbar lost against him. Sneaky no good pirate.

"Well Xigbar... fuck off" he smiled at him before turning to escape.

Larxene notice this and electrocuted him before he could use a dark corridor.

"I still need your word you won't drink for 4 mouths Brit!"

Luxord then stamped his feet and pulled a check book from his pocket. He angrily scribbled down 'half' the munny he owned and placed it, roughly in Xigbar's hands. Before then writing and signing a piece of paper before doing the same to the Savage Nymph. Today was not going his way. He then vanished with rage.

Xigbar just laughed at the scene. "Well looks like you've just killed two birds in one stone there"

"Well it looks like he was banned himself from Port Royal" she muttered glancing at the paper. "So then Xiggy, you gunna stop bitching about me now. Considering I just got you a shed load of munny." She smirked hoping for a little compliment. However as usual, none came.

"AS IF! You ani't worthy yet wichty." He then happily strolled out of there with check in hand. Leaving Larxene to scream with rage. Why couldn't she do anything right. She even got that pirate, kingdom hearts knows, load of munny. And he didn't even thank her. She wasn't about to let that down. As much as she enjoyed hurting people; she thought she had a chance to change stepping into this Organization. But no, if number II didn't even think she was worth anything. Then why should anybody else?

"LUXORD!" Xigbar then roared. "YOU ONLY GAVE 2 FUCKING MUNNY!"

That put a smile on the nymph's face. The sympathy that he should get wasn't going to come from any of the other members; certainly not her. That old man had to be taught a lesson.

She then glanced at the VI member who was just glaring out of the window and staring at Kingdom Hearts. Wasn't that nobody phased by anything. Hers and Luxord fit of rage. Or even Xigbar's potty mouth. What was wrong with him?

"Saix! Can you do me a favour?" she question expecting a response or a nod. She wasn't expecting anything but she knew he was listening. She had seen this enough times when Xigbar or Axel would rabbit on and ask him questions. "Can you ban Luxord from Port Royal so he isn't temped? Yeah, ta" Larxene then walked out the room waiting for another nobody to come along and ask her about her lovely winnings.

12...12

Meanwhile in the kitchen

Xigbar, who was rather pissed off, stormed his way to the kitchen. If Luxord was going to be anywhere that's where he would be. Reasons being that; he could convince Xaldin to open the drinks cabinet. Xigbar found it a little annoying that; Xemnas wouldn't allow him to have the key to said cupboard. But Xaldin, Lexy, Vexen and Saix were allowed. Didn't he trust him? It wasn't like he was going to give any to Zexion or Demyx. Well... there was that day when he left the cupboard open, and Zexion was a little adventuress to say the least. But it was ONE time! It wasn't like he could do that much damage; however you could have classed him as a twelve year old at the time. Vexen, Xaldin and Lexaeus certainly did.

When Xigbar reached the kitchen; Luxy wasn't there. Then he suddenly remembered about his little bet with Larxene. Xigbar then thought it would be a little harsh screaming at him, if he wasn't even allowed to drink. The poor guy. But he soon forgot about it and turned his attention to Xaldin who was currently scribbling something down.

"Hey Xaldy! Whatca doing?" Without getting the response he wanted, Xigbar lifted off of into air. His head was just a little higher then III's so he could get a better look at what the other was doing. The writing was rough and scribbles where present all over the page; even Xigbar could write something better than that. "Hey Xaldin, that better not be a mission report."

The writing stopped. Xaldin then turned to see that II now, had his feet on the ground. "Why, does it interest you, Xigbar?" he questioned.

"It doesn't, and it shouldn't." He smirked as he allowed Xaldin to frantically scribble more words down. He could stop him and warn him of their Superiors mood; which he happened to put him in, or he could wait. Xaldin then throw down a pen and was about to step through a dark corridor.

"Xaldin Wait!" Xigbar raise his voice slight. "By the way Xemmy shouted at me again, I mean when doesn't he, but it was for not having an up together report. So good luck with passing that through." The Freeshooter was then very quick to go up to the ceiling. He didn't want his other eye getting taken out.

"XIGBAR! Why did you let me FINISH IT THEN!" he roared throwing his lance's at the men who was currently hanging upside down. Why did he always do this?

"You do this all the fucking time! It's all most like you want me to get dusked." Xaldin spat again this time not throwing anything as all of his lances were firmly buried in the ceiling.

"Dusked? As if!" he smirked again. Hoping to annoy Xaldin even further.

"Look I don't need this! I'm trying to write out a report that Luxord should be helping me with! So piss off Xigbar." Xaldin gritted his teeth as he saw II's grin getting even wider. This annoyed him because Xigbar clearly new something he didn't. To which Xaldin was more than happy not knowing the information; just in case it was something to do with Xemnas.

"Oh mate you won't find Luxord. But if he is anywhere he is probably sobbing his non existence heart out right now."

The Whirlwind Lancer gave him the death stare. Luxord was the kindest member here, what the hell had Xigbar done?! "What have you done to him?"

Shock then appeared on his face. "WHAT! I ani't done nothing! No it was Larxene she won their stupid bet."

What happened next was something Xigbar didn't expect to see. Xaldin jumped in the air and actually screeched with joy. He knew that Xaldin and Luxord had, had some trouble in the past. But his way of celebrating, it was like he was a completely different nobody.

Xaldin then ran out of the room not caring about his report, nor Xigbar. Just the fact Luxord could finally get something rubbed in his face. In all fairness the 10th member had only been there for just over a year and a half. But all the same; he put every member though hell.

So there you have it the aftermath of my great success. Well I suppose the only enjoyment was seeing Luxord have a tantrum.

All I can say in this point of time getting pregnant wasn't even in my train of thought. Come on idiot that's what happens when you sleep around you are going to get bitten back. Right?

So it is really my faul... wait a minute... does nobody in this fucked up place have contraception? Oh boy wait till I Raise this concern up!

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So until nest time BYE!