Forgot to do this last chap. I don't own AP Bio. Nor the characters except my own.
" Alright everybody let's start to shut up now" While everyone ducks in fear. I wonder how this dude made it pass security. " Lets go ahead and start to settle into your seats and uh begin shutting your mouths"
Really that's your inspiring words, no one is even talking? I look down at his sweatpants. Is this dude even a qualified teacher? " Alright so my name " The chair breaks during his amazing first impression and I cant help but snort. He hears me and sends a sharp look in my general direction but I straightened my face into a confused look quick enough to look innocent. He stares a couple of more seconds then slams the chair into the desk. " My name is Jack Griffin and I dont want to be here" welcome to the club. I squint at the sloppy handwriting on the board. He's really smart or really doesnt want to be here. Probably both. " I am an award winning philosophy scholar, who for reasons I wont go into finds himself with a free year. So Im living in my dead mom's apartment. Killing time by teaching... " Pulling out a scrunched piece of paper he reads out the class. " Advanced Placment Biology. Here's the deal, I don't care about biology and we're not going to do biology in here. I wont secretly teach it to you and I won't be learning more from you than you do from me. I know more than all of you combined " I stop listening to him when I got a waft of his food. Mmm smells divine. At that moment my stomach decided to demonstrate an Orca's mating call. "grrrrrrwwwwoooooolllll" sweatpants doesn't even pause in his monologue but he does stare at me. I look him dead in the eye, at his food, then back at him. He seems to understand but he doesn't react. I look down and go back to fantasizing what his food could be. " Welcome to A.P Bio"