At Rayman's house; Edd was in the kitchen stacking up a bunch of cards.
He grabbed two cards and held them to the top.
"Easy, easy." said Edd.
Eddy came by and was humming and Edd saw this.
"What are you up to?" asked the Hat wearing Ed
"Oh just gonna throw a Independence Day Party and I'm inviting everyone we know." Said Eddy.
"Even the Kankers and your brother?" asked Edd.
Eddy became mad.
"I'm a scammer, not foolish." said Eddy.
Edd nodded as Ed busted down the front door and Sky, Shawn, and Jasmine entered.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING!?" yelled Ed.
Edd accidentally knocked over his card tower with the two cards in his hands and groaned in anger.
Interview Gag
"Every time I try to do something in peace, something happens." said Edd.
End Interview Gag
"Not much, planning on an Independence Day party, maybe get some fireworks." said Eddy.
Shawn chuckled.
"Yeah, you ain't going to enjoy this." said Shawn.
He pulled out a newspaper titled Toon Daily and showed the front page article which said 'Fireworks Banned for the 4th'.
Eddy became shocked.
"WHAT, FIREWORKS BANNED!?" yelled Eddy.
"Some guy wound up blowing up their own foot, turned out to be the son of a very powerful senator who managed to convince the president to make a executive order to ban fireworks." said Shawn.
Eddy growled.
"Why those no good political figures, they're really getting on my nerves making things that're meant to be legal illegal." said Eddy, "Now we've got to stick with snakes and sparklers."
Later; the six were watching a sparkler that Ed was holding sparking before extinguishing.
"Well that sucked." said Shawn.
"I know." Said Eddy and smirked. "I'm going to try and smuggle in the FireWorks."
Edd looked at eddy.
"Normally Eddy id be agents that sort of behavior but in this case even I agree that you should do it." Said Edd.
Everyone looked at Edd.
"What even I love fireworks, and what's Independence Day without them?" asked Edd.
Everyone nodded.
"Yeah, that's a good point." said Jasmine.
"So where will we get the works now?" said Sky.
"The only place that they're legal, Mexico." said Eddy.
Everyone gasped in shock.
"Mexico, are you kidding? We can't go to Mexico, it's like the Purge in that country." said Shawn, "Crime is legal 24/7."
"Yeah I know, but there's no choice." said Eddy, "All we need now is a vehicle."
Later; the group was looking at a huge tour bus parked in front of Rayman's house.
"Wow, nice." said Ed.
"I know, wound up renting it." said Eddy.
Edd then thought of something.
"Wait, how're we supposed to drive to Mexico, none of us have drivers licenses." said Edd.
"I've got a permit." said Shawn.
"Same here." said Sky.
"Me to." said Jasmine.
Eddy groaned.
"Great, now who's going to drive this thing?" said Eddy.
He then saw Rock parallel parking a truck between some cones before turning off the truck and getting out of it.
"Wow, I'm getting better and better at parallel parking." said Rock.
Eddy did some thinking.
Later; the bus was going down a highway to the Mexico boarder and Rock was in the drivers seat driving the bus.
"Thanks for helping Rock." Said Eddy.
"Hey, any other day, you'd be on a spaceship nearing Turo for trial, but an Independence Day where fireworks are illegal because of politics is crossing the line." said Rock.
He then smiled.
"Besides, every Independence Day should have fireworks and not snakes, confetti shooters, and sparklers." said Rock.
Edd and Sky were looking at a sparkler that was sparking before going out.
"Lame." said Sky.
Edd pulled out a confetti shooter and aimed it over Sky before pulling the string on it, shooting lots of confetti that then floated down onto Sky's head.
"A little better." said Sky.
Rock smiled.
"Besides Eddy; if Rayman was Here he would also agree with you on this." Said Rock.
"Well he is with the band and I called him earlier." Said Eddy.
Flashback
With Eddy; he was speaking to Rayman on the phone and Rayman was shocked.
"So you plan on getting illegal fireworks from Mexico?" said Rayman.
Eddy nodded.
"Yeah." said Eddy.
"Ok normally I would want to kick you out of the house and call the cops for something that plan." said Rayman.
Eddy sighed.
"I know." He said.
But Rayman smiled.
"But what good is Independence Day if there aren't any explosives?" said Rayman, "You're off the hook."
End Flashback
The bus then stopped at the border and an agent approached the drivers side window before Rock opened it up.
"Welcome to Mexico, license, registration, and passports please." said the agent.
Rock nodded.
"Sure thing." said Rock.
He flipped the visor open, revealing a drivers license which he then gave to the agent before reaching into a glove compartment and pulling out a piece of paper and gave them to the agent who gave them to another agent who then walked off.
"What brings you to Mexico?" said the agent.
Rock smiled.
"Sight seeing." said Rock.
The agent nodded.
"Okay." said the agent.
He then noticed the robotic arm.
"And how did you lose your arm?" He asked.
Rock looked at the arm.
"I'd rather not say." said Rock.
The second agent appeared next to the first agent and gave Rock the forms, license, and passports.
"They check out, have a good day." said the second agent.
Rock then drove the bus off.
"Got to be cool about it." said Rock.
He then smiled.
"It's best we stay here till tomorrow for the fireworks, that way, border patrol won't be suspicious about us returning very quickly." said Rock.
Eddy nodded.
"I'll have to call Sanders and let her know." He said.
"Are you sure Eddy?" asked Jasmine. "Won't she be suspicious?"
"Yeah I mean is it wise to lie to your girlfriend?" asked Ed.
"Oh I told her everything." said Eddy.
Flashback
Eddy and Sanders were talking at the diner and Sanders is shocked.
"So you're getting fireworks for the 4th?" said Sanders.
Eddy nodded.
"Yep." said Eddy.
Sanders nodded.
"Okay, I can turn a blind eye." said Sanders, "But it's not like a senator's child will lose a leg to a firework and convince the president to ban fireworks."
She then smiled.
"Besides even we cops think that it would be ridiculous to ban the Fireworks and what's 4th of July without Fireworks?" said Sanders.
End Flashback
"How true." said Shawn.
Then another bus, but with the name Doofenshmirtz on the side drove next to the bus and Rock and the driver who sure enough was Doofenshmirtz looked at each other.
"Getting illegal fireworks?" said Doof.
"You to huh?" said Rock.
Doof nodded.
"Yeah, especially after that near failure to getting some billionaires to invest in this one product I came up with." said Doof.
Flashback
Inside a room of sorts; Tony Stark, Oliver Queen, Bruce Wayne, Scrooge McDuck, and Flintheart Glomgold were sitting in chairs as Doofenshmirtz walked into the room dragging in something that was underneath a blanket.
"Uh...hello, I'm Doctor Doofenshmirtz." said Doof.
"Just get it over with." said Bruce
Doof gulped.
"I've got a new product that'll really interest you." said Doof.
"It better, I'm supposed to be in Avengers Tower overlooking the development of a new Iron Man suit." said Tony.
"Oh yes, behold-"Doof said before removing the blanket, revealing a masseuse table, "The Doofenshmirtz Automatic Massaging Table-inator."
Everyone looked on in amazement.
"That seems nice. Might save some money for having to travel to a massage parlor." said Scrooge.
"Yeah I know. This bad boy can massage your back and front with no trouble whatsoever. It has one button to massage you, and another for self destruction." said Doof.
Everyone gasped in shock.
"A self destruct button?" said Oliver.
Doof nodded.
"Why would you put a self destruct button on a massaging table?" said Scrooge.
Doof smirked.
"To keep it away from robbers." Said Doof.
Glomgold laughed.
"I thought only I did stuff like that." said Glomgold.
"Anyways, I'm hoping for an investment of about $250,000 for a twenty five dollar steak." said Doof.
"Is it safe?" said Glomgold.
"Come here and try it out." said Doof.
Glomgold walked over to the table and lied on his stomach before Doof pushed a button on it, making two mechanical hands appear which then began massaging Glomgold's back.
"Oooh yeah, that feels good." said Glomgold.
But then the arms started pounding Glomgold non stop as he screamed in pain.
Everyone became shocked.
"Yikes, that thing is killing him." said Bruce.
"I don't mind it." said Scrooge.
"Turn it off." said Oliver.
"Hang on a second." said Doof.
Doof pushed a button on the table and it exploded.
The smoke cleared up, revealing the table was in pieces and Glomgold was covered in soot.
"I just flew into the sun and fell back down here." Glomgold said before passing out.
Doof chuckled nervously.
"Should I just cut all my losses and leave?" said Doof.
Everyone just looked at each other and then at Doof.
"I'll invest in that." said Scrooge.
"Same here." said Bruce.
"Count me in." Said Oliver.
"I won't." Said Glomgold.
"Screw you Glomgold." said Scrooge.
"I'll give you your investment of 250K for a 25 percent steak if everyone else will chip in as well." said Tony.
Everyone pulled out wods of cash and tossed them to Doof.
The former evil scientist pulled out a ticket.
"Do you validate parking?" said Doof.
End FLashback
"Besides, what's Independence Day without fireworks?" said Doof.
Everyone nodded at that.
"Yeah." said Jasmine.
"Sure beats watching snakes and sparklers." said Edd.
He pulled out a lighter and turned it on before using the flame to make another sparkler spark.
"Why do you keep using the sparklers then?" said Doof.
"Why not?" asked Edd.
"Good point." Said Doof.
The sparkler then went out.
Edd put the sparkler in a garbage can before pulling out another sparkler and lighting it.