DarknessXXX
The Crime of Rhyme
Authors Notes: I kind of wanted to see if I could pull off something like this. As usual I Do Not own The PowerPuff Girls or the characters within their show
The sun hasn't even passed over the town
But the mayor was already awake with a frown
For he couldn't afford to be asleep
For in his city crime ran deep
He pulled himself up out of his bed
Determined to face the day ahead
He brushed hi teeth and took his shower
He had to be in his office within the hour
His breakfast wasn't anything worthy of boast
Just some eggs and toast
He finished his food and left his house
Making less noise than a mouse
He made his way to city hall
Being mayor of a city isn't a ball
He has to read through faxes
And decide how high to set the taxes
He entered his office and sat in his chair
Looking good even without any hair
He was soon joined by Ms Bellum, his assistant
A woman both dedicated and persistent
She said to him "why good morning sir"
And he replied "and it's up to us to make sure it stays pure"
Ms. Bellum was confused and asked "what do you mean?"
"Why crime is as bad as it's ever been. A man could get mugged just crossing the street. And the worry has the whole town beat"
The mayor clamped his hands over his head
He wished that he was back in his bed
Ms. Bellum said to the man "sir, it isn't that bad"
And he replied "but it's enough to make me sad"
Ms. Bellum said to him "I know what will cheer you up"
Looking up he said "something to bring me luck?"
And she said "why it's even better"
Excited now he said "did my pen pal send me a letter?"
From behind her own desk she produced a jar
The sight of which sent the mayors worries afar
Ms. Bellum proclaimed "why it's pickles"
Racing over the mayor said "why Ms. Bellum you always know which of my tastes to tickle"
He took the jar into his hands
And suddenly in burst The Gangreen Gang
The mayor was approached by their boss, Ace
Who stole the pickle jar that was in front of his face?
Has suddenly has they came in they were out
All the mayor could do was shout
"Why get back you thieves. Give me back my pickles, please"
Ms. Bellum was shocked at the gang's audacity
But right now the mayor needed her pity
"Don't worry, because I can go get more"
"Oh don't worry yourself with such a chore"
"I really have nothing better to do"
"Now we both know that that's not true"
The mayor got up and moved to a special phone
Ms. Bellum let out a moan
"Mr. Mayor don't you think that's a bit excessive?"
"Ms. Bellum this problem is massive"
He picked up the receiver, doing a little twirl
This looked like a job for the PowerPuff Girls
"Yes mayor?" said their leader
"Oh blossom it just isn't fair" the Mayor greeted her
"Their causing havoc" the Mayor continued "as chaos, destruction and panic!" excitement coursing through the Mayors sinew
A confused Blossom said "have monster found their way into town?"
The Mayors reply was "we need you here now"
"Don't worry Mayor we're on our way"
"I just know that you'll save the day"
The Mayor put the phone down with a sigh
Sometimes he wished he was the one who could fly
He went over and sat at his desk
The girls would put his worries to rest
Ms Bellum asked him "why use the girls for a crime so low?"
He responded "that was heinous crime you know! Why to steal my pickle jar, those five have gone too far"
And then she said "you could just call the police"
"Too good for those thieves"
"But that's why they're paid"
"You haven't been this Nagy since I got that bunker made"
She shuddered at the thought of that project
The mayor drained the treasury to pay for it
She went to the door and said "I'm going for a walk"
"Oh, are we done with are talk?"
She opened the door and walked through
Leaving the mayor with no-one to talk to
He leaned back in his chair and looked at the ceiling tile
He remained that way for quite awhile
Eventually a pain sprung in his neck
And Ms. Bellum hasn't returned yet
He then looked to his right
Hanging on the wall was a picture of his wife
He got out of his chair and started pacing the room
Hoping that he would hear from the girls soon
He began pacing faster and faster
Awaiting news of those Gangreen bas—
Suddenly a figure burst through the wall
The Mayor could make out Blossom standing tall
She said "Mayor we need to talk to you"
"Just let me know what I can do"
"I was just wondering about the monsters in the city"
"Monsters are in the city, now that's a pity"
Confused Blossom said "the monsters you talked about in your call"
"I never mentioned monsters at all!"
"You said that they were causing 'havoc, destruction chaos and panic'"
"Yes but monsters weren't causing it"
"Then what were you talking about when you called?"
"You mean you don't know at all?"
Blossom shook her head no
The Mayor couldn't believe that she did so
He said to her "I didn't call because of monsters in the city. I was talking about: Ace, Snake, Grubber, Arturo, and Big Billy.
She said "so when you rang..."
"Why I was talking of the Gangreen Gang"
Blossom covered her face with her palm
She seemed to have trouble remaining calm
Just then something caught her eye
It looked like real trouble outside
She turned to the man and said "I'm sorry Mr. Mayor"
"They're still out there!"
"That may be but I've bigger fish to fry"
"If that's the case, then bye-bye"
Blossom left with a zoom
Just as Ms. Bellum entered the room
She just made out the girl leaving through the wall
And wondered why she didn't use the door leading into the hall
She said "I've brought you more pickles Mr. Mayor"
The Mayor responded "oh goodie, leave them over there!"
She placed the new pickle jar on a nearby table
While the Mayor started to watch cable
Then with a smirk Ms. Bellum said "you know pickles aren't the only thing I got at the store"
And the Mayor asked "oh, what else did you go for?"
"Why I got myself this orange!"
"But did you get anything to silence a squeaky door hinge?"
"No, but I'm thinking of getting a dress that's purple"
"Whatever happened to that guy Steve Urkel?"
Ms. Bellum threw her hands up into the air
Having to deal with this all day just wasn't fair
She said to him "okay Mayor, enough is enough"
"why it sounds like your day has been tough"
"that's it I'm going home"
"Know what'll cheer you up, some garden gnomes!"
She walked out the door and to her car
While the Mayor tried to open his pickle jar
Authors Notes: man writing this is a lot harder then I'd thought it'd be. I really hoped you enjoyed reading it, because writing it was a pain. I also hope everything rhymed properly, but if not who really care? Or at least, who cares enough to do something about it?