Part 2 has arrived! This chapter will include the characters from Melee and their echos, like Chrom. So, without further ado, here is Smash Shaming: Melee.
Peach: I baked a cake with mushrooms in it for Mario. They turned out to be Poison Mushrooms. He won't go near me anymore.
Daisy: I slapped Luigi so hard he fainted.
Bowser: I kidnap Peach and Daisy multiple times a day.
Ice Climbers: We froze the auditorium's stage and turned it into an ice rink. It nearly cost Wolf his neck
Shiek: I tricked Robin into thinking I was a boy, so he set me up with Kamui, who kissed me. I will never get that out of my head.
Zelda: I sealed Ganondorf in the Sacred Realm because I wanted to.
Dr. Mario: King Dedede asked me for performance enhancers and I gave him an energy drink. It was filled with liquid Super Stars. It took an hour to calm him down.
Pichu: When people talk to me, I shock them, hurt myself, and cry to Dr. Mario.
Falco: I flew my Arwing into the mansion's roof when I faced off against Fox.
Marth: I cursed out Lucina in Japanese. She still has no idea what I said.
Lucina: In order to impress the Hero King, I stole Young Link's Ocarina of Time and tried to play the Song of Time. I nearly killed Roy.
Young Link: I entered a milk-bar with Zelda's ID and nearly got both of us arrested.
Ganondorf: I warlock-punched Capt. Falcon in the face because he said that I was a clone of him. I knew that he was right.
Mewtwo: I tried to control and clone the ROBs to make them do my bidding because even though I'm a Legendary and a Psychic-Type, I'm the world's laziest Pokémon.
Roy: I set Bayonetta on fire with the Binding Blade because she dragged me on another shopping trip.
Chrom: I tried to attack Ridley because he looked like Grima. I nearly died, and Lucina thinks I'm a terrible person.
Mr. Game Watch: I painted the bathroom black to impress the ladies of my dimension. Master Hand made me clean it up. I'm still working on it.
Ok, that's all the Melee Smashers. Next time, the characters from Brawl will be shamed. Well, Angel is out!