Disclaimer: I don't own twilight or any of the characters even though I wish I did...they all rock ( well most of them)

Chapter 2: & the Fates

3rd person POV

Carlisle was flipping through the phone book looking for doctors for his crazy kids, Jacob, and Bella to go and see.

"Wow, there are like no doctors in Forks, aside from me" Carlisle said... to himself. "Oh this doctor looks good"

The name read Dr. Pazzo (Italian for crazy), on Fou street ( French for crazy).

"Everybody, your new therapist is Dr. Pazzo, his office is on Fou street" Carlisle announced.

"Carlisle you idiot we are going to Dr. Crazy on crazy street! Yeah that sounds like a good therapist!" Edward yelled.

Dumb Edward, and all his spare time before Bella, I mean who has time to learn both French and Italian in 100 years...clearly not Emmet.

"Alright Esme and I have decided what each of you will be going there for" Carlisle explained. "First Bella will be going for clumsiness."

That caused the whole room to burst out laughing.

"You all shouldn't be laughing so much if I were you because yours is just as bad as Bella's," yup that quieted them down.

"Next Edward you will be going for your possessiveness over things such as Bella and your car," Esme said.

"Jacob you are going for you emotional and anger issues, Rosalie for vanity and inconsiderateness of others feelings, Emmett for your uneducated decisions..."

"Wait your sending me there for being dumb!" Emmett huffed. Everyone was rolling on the floor laughing ... that is everyone who hadn't already gotten there sentence... I mean "problem".

"Can I continue now? So Alice you are going for your shopping addiction..." Yet again Carlisle was interrupted. This was getting old fast.

"Carlie no you can't do that they'll take away my shopping and credit cards... my poor, poor credits cards all alone... not being spent...they can't they just can't" Alice wept.

"Ok, Alice enough with the drama... last but not least Jasper you will be going there for your ... um how can I say this.. You're..." Esme was at a loss of words.

"Hahahahahahahahaah, Jazz there sending you there for your "emo" issues hahahahahahaha," Edward boomed throwing his head back.

"You think I'm emo," said Jasper sadly. Everyone laughed...again.

"Hey if we have to go then why don't you guys," said Rosalie

"We don't have any problems do we Esme," Carlisle said.

"I can't think of any," Esme said thoughtfully.

"Well if we have to then so do you or we aren't going," said Emmett.

"Fine, fine but I highly doubt the doctor will have any problems with me or Esme," said Carlisle.

Yea we'll see about that when the time comes thought Edward. Welcome to my personal hell thought Bella

What do you think? Should I continue? Press that little blue button and tell me what you think. I'm sorry if it's bad it's my first fanfic. Shout out to my bestie and significant other in writing this story Julia!

Love ya,

Francesca