A/N: And here we are with chapter two!

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Kaito Meets Barney

"OMG!1111!!!!!" a blue-haired ice cream loving freak yelled out. "Miku, look! Its my childhood hero!"

Miku Hatsunelooked at where her friend was pointing at and was surprised to see none other than Barney the purple dinosaur standing in the line to get popcorn at the movies.

"That's your childhood hero?" Miku asked, pointing to Barney.

"Hellz yes!" Kaito said, running off to get an autograph.

When Kaito arrived next to his hero, Barney the purple dinosaur turned with a cigarette in his mouth and looked at him. Kaito just stared back with his autograph book.

"What'cha want, kid?" Barney asked, puffing on his cancer stick. "I'm busy here!"

"I love you! Your my hero!" Kaito exclaimed, smiling.

"I love myself and only myself so get lost!" Barney said.

"Can't I have an autograph?" Kaito asked with a frown.

"No, damn it!" Barney said. "I don't sign autographs from blue-haired children"

So then, Kaito pulled out a red wig which Miku thought was actually Akaito's hair that was violently ripped off of his head. Kaito then put on the red "wig".

"I said no!" Barney said.

"Let's go before he gets violent, Kaito" Miku said.

"No!" Kaito said. "I want my freaking autograph and I'm going to get it!"

"That's it!" Barney exclaimed. "You and your blue hair need to get out of my sight!"

"Your racist against blue-haired people?" Miku asked.

"Look, missy!" Barney said. "I don't like green-haired people either! Or ice cream!"

Then, Kaito snapped. "OK! YOU CAN NOT GIVE ME MY AUTOGRAPH! YOU CAN HATE MY HAIR COLOR! YOU CAN INSULT MY GIRLFRIEND! BUT WHEN YOU INSULT ICE CREAM, YOU'VE GONE TOOO FAR!"

"Oh, crap" Barney said. "To the getaway car!"

"DunnunnunnaDunnunnunnaBARNEY!" And Friends said.

"Dang" Kaito said. "They got away"

Let's PARTY! Ted's Version

Remember that party that was in the last chapter? Well, you readers never wondered what was going on with Ted, did you? Well, now you can know with this insane version!

Ted, who was currently drunk out of his brains, was sitting on top of the roof and watching people as they walked by. Some of them were kinda scared but one man decided to talk to Ted.

"Hey!" the one said. "Crazy kid! What are you doing up there?"

"Wat did u say 2 meh?!" Ted screamed at the man.

"Strange kid...." the man mumbled to himself, walking away.

"WTF did u just SAY?!" Ted yelled, jumping off of the roof.

The man just stared at him and repeated what he said. Ted just stared at him and walked up to him with a vodka bottle while the man screamed and starting running.

"Get back hereeeeee! U r going 2 get what u deserve!" Ted yelled, running after him.

When he finally reached him, he beat the crap out of the man with the bottle and then took the man's wallet. Then, Ted looked in it to see exactly how much the dude was making at his job.

"WTF! There's only 2 dollars and a Canadian penny up in here!" Ted exclaimed, putting the wallet into the man's mouth and tried to make him swallow it. "Damn man, you don't make crap. You broke!"

Then, police sirens could be heard.

"Holy Canada!" Ted said. "Its the police!"

Then he was about to walk away but then he turned around. "No! I'm not going to run away like mah sister!"

So, when the cops came up, they rolled down the window. "Kid, what are you doing?" a gray-haired woman asked him while he just smiled at her and she stared at him.

"Having some fun" Ted said.

"Why is that guy dead on the ground?" an identical looking person to the woman but in male form said.

"I don't know" Ted said. "Who are u people?"

"I am Yowane Haku" the woman said and then pointed to the dude in the car. "This is my brother, Honne Dell"

"Kid, what's your name?" Dell asked.

"What's it 2 ya, punk?" Ted asked. "I ain't got no name"

"That's it" Dell said. "I'm going kill him"

"No" Haku said. "We have to know his name. What's your name, son?"

"Ok, the lady actually asked nicely" Ted said. "My name is Kasane Ted"

"Your arrested" Dell said, trying to put handcuffs on Ted.

"No, punk!" Ted exclaimed. "I ain't going to the slammer!"

"Well, your going" Dell replied. "Now, stay STILL"

Ted jumped into the cop car and locked the doors and rolled up all the windows. Then, he realized that Hakuwas still inside of the car so he turned around slowly and tried to reason with her.

"How bout we make a deal?" Ted asked. "You don't send meh to jail and we go catch a movie or something?"

"Are you trying to hit on me?" Haku asked.

"Is it working?" Ted asked.

"Kinda" Haku said. "Fine, I'll humor you and actually take you up on that deal"

"Alrightttttttt!" Ted said.

Then, Ted thought about Dell who was still outside. Dell had picked up the man that Ted had killed and used his arm to break into the passenger side window.

"DRIVEEEE!" Ted screamed. "DRIVEEEEEE!"

"Kid, when I get in there you will be dead" Dell said. "I'm gonna murder you!"

Then Ted took the wheel and drove over Dell's feet and drove off.

And everyone lived happily ever after.

Pillowpets

"Its a pillow!" Rin said.

"Its a pet!" Len said.

"Its a pillowpet!" they said in unison.

"MAKEEEE IT STOPPPPPPPP! PILLOWPETS ARE SCARYYYYY!" Akaito screamed and half choked Kaito to death by pulling his blue scarf all the way down to the floor.

The Giant Drink

Ted and Haku were at the movies watching Prom Night Remix 2nd Version Overrated and little did they know that someone was watching them from the shadows.

A giant drink jumped out of nowhere and said, "I knew I couldn't trust you two!"

"Who are you?" Haku asked.

"I am The Giant Drink!" the drink said. "My name must not be revealed! I fight for justice!"

"Hi, Teto" Ted said, without even looking at her.

"How'd you know?!" Giant Drink = Teto asked.

"You would do something like this" Ted said, eating popcorn.

"Dang it!" Teto said. "The Giant Drink will return!"

And then she walked back into the shadows.

Meiko's Manners

"Now, young lady" the woman said. "You are going to learn some manners"

"Look woman" Meiko said. "I don't even know your name so I'm just going to call you 700-pound Crack Lady"

The woman opened her mouth but Meiko just interrupted.

"Let's go 700-pound Crack Lady" Meiko said, walking in.

"Now, say something nice to the first person you see" 700-pound Crack Lady said.

Meiko looked around and the first person she saw was Shion Kaito who was eating ice cream like he always does. Meiko's eye twitched and she walked over to the blue-haired ice cream lover.

"Hi, Kaito" Meiko said.

"Don't hurt me!" Kaito said, about to run away.

"No!" Meiko said. "I just wanted to say hi"

"Oh" Kaito said. "Hi, Meiko"

"Your ice cream.....has good hair" Meiko said, forcing a smile.

"T-Thank you" Kaito said, backing away.

Meiko just stepped forward.

"Holy Canada!" Kaito said. "She's going to kill me!"

"No, I'm not" Meiko said.

"She's getting violent!" Kaito said. "Miku! Rin! Len! Luka! Gakupo! Akaito! Taito! Kaiko! Teto! Neru! Haku! Dell! Ted! 700-pound Crack Lady! Anyone!"

Meiko started getting angry. "I'm not going to kill you!"

"You expect me to believe that?" Kaito asked. "I trusted a purple dinosaur but I can't trust you Meiko"

And then he walked away.

Meiko just stared and turned back to the lady next to her.

"So, do I pass?" Meiko asked.

A/N: The chat speak that Ted was speaking meant that he was slurring his words and pronouncing them wrong. Hope you liked! Review please!