CHAPTER 2 STEWIE FINDS A FUNNY
The next day Stewie is wandering through Brian's things looking for the money he owes him, when he discovers weed. Stewie knew that Brian smoked it, but never really knew what it was. He took it, went into his room, and smoked some. After a couple of hours and a few useless cutaways, he finally became high. He laughed insanely loud and peed all over his walls. Brian walked in to see what was wrong. He took one look at Stewie, then he saw the empty bag of weed. He ran over to Stewie and picked him up by the collar of his shirt. He went to punch Stewie for stealing and smoking his weed, but Stewie was laughing uncontrollably and Brian did not want to hit a baby. He sat Stewie down and asked him where he found it. Stewie said that Brian needed to chill out and go with the flow. Brian did not know what to do, but he couldn't let Lois know.
"Stewie, after a while it's going to really suck. You are not going to feel better later. You are too young and it is going affect you in a very bad way."
"Oh shut up Brian. Just let loose."
"If Lois finds out she's gonna ban weed in her house and she will be more mad than Jamie Lynn Spears was when that lady told Brittany to leave.
CUTAWAY
"You are not welcome her! Leave now!" JAMIE: "You can go #%k yourself, then punch yourself, then shoot yourself, then if that doesn't kill you, you can go jump off a damn bridge!"
"Well then Stewie, if you wanna be high, then I am going to take you to a place where you can get high all you want, then we will see how you feel." said Brian.
"Where are we gonna go B to the Ry. B to the Rian. Took his B to the Ry but the An was dry?"
"Shut up Stewie."
Later that day, Brian took Stewie took Brian's dealer's house. Stewie became overwhelmed when he saw all the weed and went into a musical number. He then started smoking loads and loads. He smoked have of the weed the guy had. They were at that house for days. Stewie just seemed to be fine and the more he smoked the better he looked.
"This is too weird," said Brian.
"Yeah it is. He is only a baby. He should have died by now," said the dealer.
"What! Why didn't you say anything? He could have died!"