*DISCLAIMER! doesn't own (DUH!)*

*please enjoy and be gentle with the criticism. (I hate English! ugh and it's actually stupid for me to get AP psych for my elective. NOBODY TOLD ME IT"S ALL WRITING!)

*on with the story (please ignore my hysteria for a while... mom said i need help)*

It was too late when I got to Lin-san's office because he already send it to all SPR members including NARU"S PARENTS! I haven't met them yet but I hope they won't kill me for dating their son. (yeah right... you really haven't met them right readers)

The only thing that is holding me and Naru up from killing the Chinese jerk was because Gene was holding me back and Miya created an air barrier for him. 'seriously, Lin-san was last person I thought I'm gonna kill... Miya was the first'.

The team came an hour earlier because obviously they got the message 'The damn omyouji' and they immediately bombarded me with questions while Gene and Miya laugh at the background and Lin-san smirk at me looking smug.

It finally stopped when Naru did his famous snap-notebook-and-glare-at-everyone technique of shutting anyone up. I introduced Miya to them and added a little comment about her and Gene. 'Hahaha. Payback b*%#!'

"Our case will be on a small mansion in Okinawa" Naru started completely stopped all the teasing 'This guy has talents'. "There were rapping noises at night, foot steps could be heard, and foreign writings on the wall could be seen."

"Classic poltergeist huh." Monk commented.

Naru nodded and added "Also minor injuries were reported due to being pulled by the ankle, shelves falling, and flames erupting." he paused for a bit and continued "There is also a report of an apparition of a girl whispering 'why'".

All of the girls gasped except for Miya as she continued to take notes. 'When did she taking note?'

"All of us meet at 10 and" he turned to stare at me "no one would be late"

"What the..." he smirked and returned to his office. 'Stupid, arrogant, conceited, NARCISSIST!'

Next thing I knew everyone was staring at me with a malicious grin so I glared at Lin-san as he escape to his office.

"Since when?" that was Monk, "NO! my innocent sister!" and I swear I heard Miya's snicker. 'I'll kill her later'.

"Shut up Monk!" obviously Ayako. "How did it go?"

"How far did two get?" and Yasu was the only one perverted here.

"Yasu!" scolded by Chiaki (she help Yasu with research since Madoka is pregnant) and asked next "How did it go?" 'gosh Yasu and the team are rubbing off her'.

"What did he say?" even Masako joined! 'Doesn't mean you're over Naru you can torture me!' geesh someone need a rub off from her boyfriend.

The only one didn't asked questions are John, who still has influences from the church (THANK GOD! gotta convert to catholic), Gene and Miya, who are busy laughing at me. 'Oh they're so gonna get it'.

I'm glad Madoka was too pregnant to come but that happiness was soon destroyed by the slamming door open. Soon I was tackled by a bear hug and my ears hurted by the loud squeeling of her voice. 'Lord? save me?'

"Wee~! FINALLY" she squeeled. "We thought Noll is never gonna have a wife let alone a girl friend."

I stared at her in horror. 'WE"RE NOT EVEN MARRIED YET!' I was finally saved by Naru who decided to come out of his office and give everyone a death glare. I would never imagine to be thankful for a glare from Naru which seem scared anyone to death.

He marched slowly to me and drag me to his office as everyone, even Madoka, scurry off from the lounge and ran home.

I also would never thought to love my boss lair. This cave seemed to be heaven for me right now and I don't seem to mind making him tea just to get my mind off everyone. AND THAT IS JUST WRONG.

*CONVERSATION WITH CHARACTERS (mai and naru)*

NARU: why do you need to put a conversation with us? It makes you look stupid.

MAI: naru! that's rude! and besides she's the writer so it's not wise to argue with her.

ME: yeah naru. looks like mai got smarter than you (naru glares). ok fine i won't do anything just stop glaring (shivers and cowers in fear).

NARU: (smirk) good cause nobody can withstand my glare buwahahaha

MAI: oh god

ME: mai? did you put anything weird on naru's tea?

MAI: no but i gave him brownies from monk... here check it.

ME: (smell the brownies and glared at it) that monk... (stormed off to car and speed off to monks place surrounded by black aura)

MAI:... gotta call john.