How to annoy Shadow the hedgehog
Dress up like Maria and act like her all day (warning you may be murdered)
Make him watch the TV show "Annoying Orange"
Every time he swears, yell "Beep" as loud as you can
Bitch slap him
Shock him with a joy buzzer
Paint his room pink and fill his bed with My Little Pony plushies
Lock his TV on PBS (PBS is a channel for little kids shows)
Ask a stupid question, then after he answers it ask the same question over and over again for no reason
Paint him blue and call him Sonic
Tell him SEGA wants to turn his stripes pink instead of red
Call him Shadow-kun all day
Steal his chaos emerald and hand-cuff him to Amy
Tell him Mephiles is behind him, and when he looks away pour a bucket of cold water on his head
Put your foot out when he walks by to make him trip and fall on his face, in public
Ask him who his dad is and if he says "Blackdoom" run away and shout "The Black Arms are coming" over and over until you get to your house
Tell him how cute his chest fur is
Follow him around all day for no reason and when he asks why your following him walk up to him and shout in his ear "Ultimate life form" (do not attempt unless you can teleport instantly or use chaos control and have a chaos emerald on you)
Fill his shoes with blue paint (blame it on Knuckles if you want to NOT get beaten to a pulp)