#2: Civil War Statues
In the Smash Bros. Official High School, Ganondorf and Bowser have the same classes together. Today in Social Studies, they're taking a field trip to Shiloh, Tennessee; the site of a famous Civil War Battlefield.
"Remember, class. There's one question you must never ask: How the soldiers fought around the statues!" The teacher, Mr. Shad, explained. Ganondorf, meanwhile, was busy daydreaming about cannons and guns and such and wasn't paying attention. Bowser was, though. "Ok!" He said, and the class went off to Shiloh.
"Welcome to Shiloh Battlefield!" Said the tour guide, Bob. "The battle itself lasted for two days." The class walked on to a scene with statues shooting guns and loading cannons. "In all, over 3,000 died on both sides." Bob continued.
"Wowwwwww…" The class said in amazement. "Yes, that's right, 'wow". Bob said. "Any questions?"
"I have one!" Bowser said.
"What?"
"Is the battlefield haunted?"
"There have been reports, yes… I guess you can say it's haunted."
"SWEEEEEET!!!!"
"Any more questions?" Bob asked once more.
"I have one." Ganondorf said.
"Yes?"
"How'd the soldiers fight around all those statues?"
At that, everyone, including Bowser and Bob, looked at Ganondorf with the "no patience" look.
"Were you paying attention to Mr. Shad?" Bowser asked Ganondorf.
"No………" Ganondorf said, embarrassed.
"Listen next time, and you would know what to ask and what not to ask!"
"Sorry…"