Hi again! Yep, the second chappie is out, so I hope you enjoy this one!!! Thanks to all you reviewers out there!! You are awesome!!!

Warning: The following chapter is rated T. It contains lots of chatspeak, a cliched storyline, and Emmett killing off his computer. You have been warned.

Disclaimer: So where in the Twilight Series did it say that it was owned by "The Dawn Is Breaking"?

Plot No.2 – IM Messaging

Time – 8 pm, Monday

Setting – Charlie's house

Bella: -turns on new laptop from the Cullens- God I'm bored. Let's see who's on IM now.

DangerMagnetism has signed in

SickMasochisticLion has signed in

DangerMagnetism: Hey Edward!

SickMasochisticLion: Hi Bella! I'll be right over soon, so…don't trip over, okay angel dear?

DangerMagnetism: Too late –blush-…

SickMasochisticLion: Silly Bella…

ShortShopaholic has signed in

ShortShopaholic: BELLA!!! DON'T 4GET OUR SHOPPIN TRIP AFTER SKOOL, OK?!

DangerMagnetism: Alice, we already went shopping today! Besides, why are you writing in caps?

ShortShopaholic: I DONT NOE!!! OH W8… Haha, accidently turned on Caps Lock…lol

DangerMagnetism: Lol…

SickMasochisticLion: Lol…

SexyBear1916 has signed in

SexyBear1916: Roflmao!!!

SickMasochisticLion: Emmett, do you even know what we were talking about?

SexyBear1916: Yeah!!! About the time Jasper & I nicked Alices & Roses entire wardrobe, chucked them in2 La Push Territory, & blamed it on Eddie-kinz!

ArentIBeautiful has just signed in.

ArentIBeautiful: Wat?! …So it was U!!!

ShortShopaholic: -gasp- How could u?! Tat was a Chanel skirt u ruined! CHANEL!!!

ArentIBeautiful: Yeah, & thnx 2 u guys, me & Alice egged Eddie's car!

SickMasochisticLion: What?! YOU egged my CAR?!

JazzMan has signed in

JazzMan: So…wat did I miss?

ShortShopaholic: Jasper! How could u?! U destroyd my Chanel skirt! –sobs-

JazzMan: Emmett!!! Y did u tell them?!

BiteMeEdward has signed in

BiteMeEdward: Hey everyone!!!

DangerMagnetism: Um…who are you?

ShortShopaholic: Bella, there r such things as chtspk…

BiteMeEdward: Do what the name says, Edward…do what the name says…

SickMasochisticLion: Not until you tell me your identity

BiteMeEdward: Hey Alice! Still do truth and dare?

ShortShopaholic: -gasp- Ur tat bitch tat gave me a breakdown!!!

SexyBear1916: & ur ze 1 who gave me a wedgie!!! Ill kill u!!!

SexyBear1916 has signed off

ArentIBeautiful: God Emmetts such an idiot! He just bashed his comp…lol…

DangerMagnetism: Lol…

SickMasochisticLion: Lol…

ShortShopaholic: Lol…

JazzMan: Lol…

BiteMeEdward: ROFLMAO!!!

DangerMagnetism: God what are you?! Emmett's stalker?!

BiteMeEdward: Nope, Edward's stalker! Now bite me Edward!!! BITE ME!!!

SickMasochisticLion: That's it! I'm off! Bella, I'll come over in 5 mins, okay?

DangerMagnetism: Okay, Edward dear. Bye!

SickMasochisticLion has signed off.

BiteMeEdward: …So…

ShortShopaholic: Ok, remembr Bella, tmr were goin 2 Port Angeles 4 some more shoppin!!! Yay!!!

DangerMagnetism: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOU AND SHOPPING?!

ShortShopaholic: Shoppin is fun! Shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop…

BiteMeEdward: Yeah, whatever…

ShortShopaholic: AHHH!!! WAT ZE HELL?! ZE FUTURE HAS GONE BLANK!!! & I CAN'T C WATS GOIN ON PORT ANGELES!!! AHHH!!!

ShortShopaholic has signed off.

DangerMagnetism: Okay, what the hell is going on?

JazzMan: Erm, Alice is runnin around, Edward has just refused 2 let her go shoppin with u, so now shes crazy…I think Ill comfort her now…

JazzMan has signed off.

DangerMagnetism: No really, what is going on?!

BiteMeEdward: Well, I kinda rang Jacob just then to come with you guys to Port Angeles for shopping tomorrow. I hate shopping as well, so I thought that, with Edward's over-protectiveness, and Alice's melodrama, not only would I save you from Hell, but also that Alice, and possibly Jasper, would go off IM. I hate it when you guys go on IM…

DangerMagnetism: Um…thanks? Who are you, and what's your problem with us playing truth or dare and chatting on IM?

ArentIBeautiful has signed off.

BiteMeEdward: I would tell you, but I think I've got a good feeling why Rosalie just signed off.

DangerMagnetism: NO! SHE WOULDN'T TELL ALICE ABOUT JACOB!!!

BiteMeEdward: Yeah…

DangerMagnetism: Oh, Edward's here. Bye!

BiteMeEdward: Bye!

DangerMagnetism has signed off.

BiteMeEdward: Sweet! Another potentially shithouse plot ruined...hehe…

BiteMeEdward has just signed off.

So...hit or miss?