Here's "Party at My Ed" part 2!!!

I also completed my character profiles, but I'll edit them and add more as the series progresses.

The night of Double-D's party has come and people are already at his house, dancing to the music and playing games such as apple-bobbing and beer-chugging. Outside, Eddy serves as the welcome wagon. His hair is slicked back, and he's wearing a black-&-white suit and shoes, his shirt party undone to show off his chest hair.

"What's poppin, welcome-wagoning Ed-boy?!" Rolf greets. He's wearing an animal-skin cloak over his upper body, a beaver pelt hat, and several odd bracelets.

"Welcome, Stretch!" Eddy greets. "You bringin Julian over?"

"In a while, just you wait for it!" Rolf answers as he enters. Nazz and Jenna come, with their hair done into exquisite french twists. Nazz wears a purple dress exposing her upper back, purple shoes, and blue jeans. Jenna wears the same, but orange instead of purple. Nazz has a butterfly tattoo on her shoulderblade, while Jenna has a dragonfly tattoo.

"Ladies!" Eddy holds the door for them, and Jenna immediately enters the party.

"Thanks, Eddy!" Nazz thanks, and Eddy smacks her butt as she goes in.

A colorful disco ball shines down on everyone dancing in the living room. As DJ Plank spins the music, Jonny breakdances to it. He's wearing his gray sweater and blue adidas superstars instead of his sandals, with his beanie removed to show his afro; Plank wears a red neckerchief and headphones. Everybody cheers as Jonny breakdances. "YEEHAW!" he shouts.

Double-D, wearing a white buttoned shirt with a brown vest and blue jeans, goes around to remind people of the rules:

"Remember, people. No playing with the kitchenware, electrical appliances, or anything made of glass. And no tassling with Mother's curtains." then he calls up Ed and Eddy. Ed is wearing a flame-patterned shirt with a short-sleeved blue jacket.

"And you 2, remember the deal: YOU must enforce the rules." Double-D says.

"Chill, we got things under control!" Eddy says, going to dance with the girls.

"No breaking of the rules yet!" Ed reports, then he's grabbed by Nazz.

"Come roll with me, Ed!" Nazz drags Ed into the dance crowd.

While Nazz dances with Ed, Jenna is grabbing a drink in the kitchen. Then Kevin comes, wearing a black tanktop, green jeans, and boots.

"What's goin on, Jenn?!" he asks.

"Oh, what are you doin here?" Jenna asks, annoyed by Kevin.

"Whoa, just wanted to say how hot you look tonight!" Kevin answers.

"Wow, you actually said somethin nice for once! Thanks!" Jenna thanks, blushing a bit.

"You do got pretty hot boobs, after all!" Kevin comments.

"What?" Jenna asks. "You just like my boobs?"

"No, I mean..." Kevin thinks. "Like, your boobs don't got any nasty veins stickin out like other-"

"You're so gross." Jenna walks away, leaving Kevin confused.

"WHAT, that was a compliment and I wasn't even finished!" Kevin tells her, but she continues away. "Man, she's so pissy sometimes."

"Yo, Kev!" Eddy calls out, and Kevin looks at him. "I challenge ya to a drinkin contest!"

"You're on, man!" Kevin accepts.

Booze is being passed between the dancers in the living room, and Ed & Nazz take some as they grind.

"Yo Armpit, pass that over here man!" Paul calls to Ed as he grinds on another girl, and Ed passes the booze to him. Paul is wearing a green camo shirt and black shorts, with his du-rag removed to reveal his cornrows.

"Guys, don't go too heavily on those." Double-D warns the dancers, then sees Eddy's and Kevin's drinking match. "EDDY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!"

"Listen, I'm just... this won't take long, I promise." Eddy vows as he takes another shot. "That makes 23, and I'm still good!"

Kevin takes another shot. "That's 24 for me!"

"THIS IS NO TIME FOR STEELY LIVER-TESTING, EDDY!!" Double-D reprimands as the music turns louder. "Huh?"

Eddy continues drinking shots to top Kevin, and he fails to hear Double-D thanks to the loud music.

"TURN IT UP LOUDER, PLANK!!" Jonny shouts out.

Meanwhile, Sarah cannot sleep thanks to the booming music. She covers herself with her pillow, to no avail. She angrily gets up...

"No Sarah, remember what Kyle said." Sarah tells herself, and she takes deep breaths. "Think wide, open spaces!"

At the party, Jenna grinds on Double-D but he jumps back, sweating and scared. "Somethin wrong, Double-D?" she asks.

"Who me? No, it's just..." Double-D then hears screaming coming from upstairs. "Oh no..."

He follows the screaming up to his room, and SCREAMS when he sees 2 girls using his ant farm to torture the shirtless Paul. One girl is holding Paul in place while the other pours the ants onto his back!

"OHHHHHH YES!!! YESSS!!!" screams the masochistic Paul as the ants bite and sting his back. "YOU ARE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BITCHES!!!"

"MY ANT FARM!!!" Double-D screams in horror.

"These are your ants?" asks one of the girls.

Double-D contains his anger. "This is my room, and I won't tolerate you 3 violating it. So please return downstairs IMMEDIATELY!!"

"My bad, DD. I won't let these 2 talk me into anythin else. You got my word!" Paul says as he returns downstairs with the 2 girls. Double-D tries thinking of happy thoughts as he re-collects his scattered ants.

"Don't lose your calm, Eddward. Think happy thoughts!" he tells himself until her hears puking. He discovers vomit in the hallway, leading to the bathroom. There, he finds a guy puking in the toilet.

"What are you lookin at?" the guy asks drunkenly.

"Errrr, Ed and Eddy aren't living up to their promise." Double-D marches downstairs. "ED!!"

"He's outside." Nazz points to the backyard as she dances with Paul.

Double-D goes outside, and sees Jonny and Jenna playing Horseshoes. But what really shocks Double-D is when he sees Ed and Rolf building a makeshift arena with boards and junk.

"Oh hey, Double-D!" Ed waves. "Just buildin the rodeo arena!"

"... Did you just say 'rodeo?'" Double-D asks in horror.

"Yes, he who throws a fine poppin bugaloo!" Rolf answers. "Your fellow Ed boys requested I bring Julian over as a rodeo game. And a poppin one, it'll be! Come single-D Ed boy, let's go get Julian!"

"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!" Double-D shouts as Ed and Rolf go to get Julian.

"IT'S UNDER CONTROL, I SWEAR!!!" Ed reassures.

"NO, I WILL NOT-" Double-D is hit in the head with a horseshoe and falls. He hears Jenna's "Oh my God, I'm so sorry! Are you ok?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson!" a dazed Double-D answers.

Jenna and Jonny bring Double-D back to his couch and apply an icebag. "See Jenn, I told you not to play Horseshoes under the influence." Jonny reprimands Jenna.

"Under the influence..." Double-D looks around, and sees several drunk people playing with his kitchenware, smashing several plates in the process. Then he sees drunk Horseshoe players breaking windows with badly mis-aimed throws. THEN he sees more people puking, and the beer-chugging is out of control!

"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!" he screams, then sees that Eddy's drinking contest ended. He makes a beeline towards Eddy: "YOU PINKY-PROMISED TO KEEP THESE PEOPLE IN LINE!!!"

"Oh ok, I'm... I'm on it!" a drunken Eddy goes up in front of everybody. "Ok, guys! Double-D's... he's pissed like hell and... and now I gotta lay it down, ehehe! I just gotta say... ehe!... You guys are... You guys.. You guys are just all so sexy and... and... ohhhh God....."

Eddy collapses into a pile of bottles, and Double-D slaps his forehead in frustration. He takes out an airhorn and blows it to silence the party.

"Ok, listen up, people." he begins. "I have clearly said NOT to get reckless and to keep things in order, not mutilate EVERYTHING in my house. Look around, and tell me what you see. What do you see, hmm?"

"Stop being a douche, man." a drunk Kevin retorts, nearly puking but he swallows it.

"See, this is precisely what I'm talking about." Double-D says. "This is MY house, and I've had it up to here with all your antics. So I've decided to-"

The front door slams open, and the Kankers enter! Lee's hair is tied back and has a crab tattoo on her arm. She wears a green knee-length dress, black stillettos, and sunglasses. Marie's hair is loose but she still has her hat. She wears a long-sleeved black-&-white-striped belly shirt, green calf-length jeans with a purple belt, and purple converses. May tied her hair into twin braids and shifted her bow to the top, replacing her kerchief. She wears a pink shoulder-revealing shirt patterned with red flowers, red shorts, and red pumps.

"Oh, my..." Double-D stutters.

"Everyone's so quiet" May notices. "Is it over already?"

"Nah, it started barely an hour ago!" Lee answers. "Ok people, let's get this party STARTED!"

Everyone complies and the party resumes with even louder music, much to Double-D's frustration- and Sarah's chagrin as she still can't sleep. Her eye twitches...

Eddy and Kevin stumble around, still drunk.

"Hey, Kev! See this woman here?" Eddy approaches Lee. "I bet ya 20 bucks I could... rock her world better than you ever can!"

"Yeah well... eh... we'll see about that!" Kevin replies before Lee shoves him away and takes Eddy with joy!

Double-D tries in vain to stop the reckless partiers: "NO, NO! STOP IT! YOU, DON'T TOUCH THAT!"

"Hiya, pumpkin!" Marie's arm reaches for Double-D and pulls him towards her on the dance floor. "Let's get crazy!"

"WAIT!" Double-D begs as Marie dips and swings him around amorously. "MARIE, PLEASE! Before we tango any further , um..."

"What?" Marie asks.

"I... I just wanted, um... to say that..." Double-D sweats nervously.

"You gonna talk or what?" Marie asks impatiently. Then a loud CRASH is heard from the kitchen. Double-D, Marie and several others check it out. A huge hole was made in the kitchen wall.

"MY KITCHEN!!!" Double-D screams. The hole was made by Rolf's brown bull, Julian, who roars and bucks around the backyard as Ed hangs onto him. The arena built for him was destroyed.

"NO WORRIES, YO!! THINGS WILL BE POPPIN IN NO TIME!!" Rolf runs after Julian, attempting to stop him with a lasso. "COME HERE, JULIAN!!!"

"SORRY ABOUT THE WALL, DOUBLE-D!!" Ed apologizes as he hangs onto the bucking Julian. "BUT JULIAN TORE DOWN THE ARENA, SO WE GOTTA REBUILD IT!!!"

"I CALL NEXT!!" Jonny shouts excitedly.

"Says you!" Marie knocks Jonny aside. "I WANNA BULLRIDE NEXT!!"

While Jonny and Marie squabble with each other and several others, Double-D runs around in panic as the party tears his house apart. With Ed handling Julian and Eddy drunkenly giving a lapdance to a gleeful Lee, Double-D's eyes spiral as he finally goes into free-fall hysteria!

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

Seeing Double-D running around maniacally, Nazz grabs him and tries to restrain him, covering his mouth but he still struggles hysterically. May rushes in to help, bringing them to the sofa where Nazz holds Double-D down and May forces booze down his gullet, relaxing him somewhat.

"Ok, Double-D. You feel better?" Nazz asks, but Double-D still jitters. "May, get him a drink while I bring him upstairs."

"Sure thing." May goes as Nazz escorts Double-D to his room: "Just stay here and have a drink until you feel better, ok dude?"

Nazz blows Double-D a kiss as she leaves him. Then May comes in with several bottles of booze.

"Drink up, and you'll be a happy boy!" May says, taking a bottle for herself.

"Well, I could sure use alcohol's more agreeable effects." Double-D drinks a bottle, then he's happily back up on his feet. May then takes him back down to the party, where his heightened sense of pleasure causes him to drink more with the others. Eventually, he himself gets wasted and carried away with the party!

"WHOOOHOOOOO!" Double-D shouts in drunken joy as he parties with everyone.

"THERE YA GO!" Kevin shouts as he grinds on a drunk Jenna, who turns and makes out with him. Ed, intoxicated himself and thus unknowingly grinding on May, starts recording with his webcam as Double-D chugs beer, shouts to have the music turned up, and even grinds on Marie!

"I LIKE THIS, WHOO!" Marie grinds with her boyfriend.

By now, Sarah snaps as the exceedingly loud music rocks her house.

"Errr, THAT'S IT!" Sarah storms outside, towards Double-D's house (which is rocking back-&-forth), and bangs on the door. Double-D opens it, with a wide drunken smile. "YOU LISTEN TO ME, MISTER! PEOPLE ARE TRYNA SLEEP HERE, SO YOU BETTER TONE THINGS DOWN RIGHT NOW OR ELSE-"

Sarah's interrupted when Double-D PUKES all over her, shoop-da-whoop style!

The next morning, everyone is gone. Double-D awakens on his stairs. "Oh, my aching head." he gets up, stumbles around a bit...

"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!" he sees the house in ruins, with bottles, broken glass, horseshoes, apple cores, pictures and toilet paper scattered around. The walls, windows and furniture are horribly damaged, and Double-D even discovers his dad's paperwork among the rubble!

He hears his mom's voice...

"My curtains... My living room... MY HOOOUUUUUSE!!!!!" she screams as she and her husband enter through the busted doorway. Double-D's parents are tall and slim, their faces moderately resembling Double-D's. Both have black hair (with Father having gray streaks and a moustache), and Father wears glasses. Having just returned from Paris, they're wearing colorful vacation attire with French souvenirs.

"MY PAPERWORK!!!" Double-D's dad screams and looks angrily at Double-D, who trembles in terror: "So this what I return from Paris to find, eh, Eddward? YOU are in a WORLD of trouble, young man..."

At Eddy's house, Eddy is on the family computer with Ed to check out Ed's video of Double-D's party. He laughs as Ed and Double-D grind on May & Marie, but turns paper-white upon seeing himself lap-dancing on Lee.

"ED!! WHY'D YOU POST THIS, YOU IDIOT!!?" he asks angrily.

"I DIDN'T KNOW, I WAS STILL DRUNK!" Ed answers.

"WE GOTTA GET RID OF THIS SHIT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE SEES IT!!!" Eddy panics.

The End!!!

Hope you enjoyed my 1st episode!!! Advice: Don't drink too much.

I've been thinking of deleting Epic Ed-venture after watching BPS, but I also considered keeping it for memories. I haven't decided yet.