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"Kyuubi"


Chapter II

The ANBU Pair

'They don't know what they're letting themselves into' Harry thought before walking past them and up the stairs.

When the guards were left alone Naruto snickered "He's almost as nice as you teme" he said sarcastically. Sasuke just sighed. This was going to be a long year.


Naruto had sat up all night thinking. It was not in his customs to think, but last nights meeting with Dumbledore had got him doing so. Their mission that day was to escort Potter to his hearing at the Ministry. Naruto had no concrete evidence but from what he had read about dementors he believed that they had been ordered to attack.

But who would do such a thing? There were plenty of people after Potters life but none of them had such influence.

Naruto was brought from his thoughts by Sasuke stirring in the bed next to him.

"Why are you up so early?" Sasuke asked sleepily.

"Oh nothing, I was just thinking about the hearing today," he answered simply. Sasuke got up and was seemingly wide awake all of a sudden.

"Do you think it's a set up?" he said coolly. Naruto couldn't help but smile. Sasuke knew him so well.

"I do….but I don't know why." Naruto got up, sighed and then proceeded to get dressed. He failed to notice a flustered look on his partners face.

"Any ideas?" he asked as he buckled the weapons to his legs. He looked up to see Sasuke looking away, seemingly in deep thought. They both had no clue.

"We'll keep a watch at the hearing. They will probably be there to hear his verdict," Sasuke said as they both faced each other, putting on their masks.

A knock was heard at the door. Both looked round to see a rather timid redhead standing in the door frame.

"Excuse me but we are leaving soon. Mum wants to know if you want something to eat first?"

Naruto smiled kindly even though there wasn't much point to it.

"Thank you, we will be down right away." With this they both departed leaving Ginny standing in the doorway alone. She turned slightly, watching the backs of the two guards, she tutted before running after them.


Deidara and Hidan were standing in a dark corridor which was only lit by dim candle light. Their instructions had said that a man named Lucius Malfoy would meet them.

"Stupid fucker's late." Deidara heard Hidan mutter under his breath. Deidara sighed Malfoy certainly was late, extremely late as a matter of fact. It was then that they heard a door open behind them.

"Now who might this fucker be?" the man who said this was tall, slender and extremely pale. He wore a smug look on his face as if he thought he had scared the two ninja. Deidara was tempted to say something but Hidan got there before him.

"You're the fucker, you bastard where have you been!?" Hidan uttered harshly. Malfoy's face was only shocked for a split second before it regained its smug look.

"I'd watch my manners if I were you," he spat.

"Oooh am I meant to be scared" mocked Hidan. Deidara sighed before silencing Hidan by hitting over the head.

"What do you want us for, un?" He said, maintaining a business-like exterior. The pale man refrained from shooting another insult at Hidan and instead turned to Deidara.

"Follow me," he said seriously. Deidara shot a warning glare at Hidan who took the liberty to shoot one right back before they both followed the Death Eater.

They entered a small room consisting only of a table and four chairs. Other than the door they entered through the walls were completely blank. Hidan and Deidara sat down on two of the chairs and watched Malfoy. The wizard walked across the room and pulled out his wand. They heard him mutter a few words before he too took a seat across from the ninja.

Suddenly the blank wall they had been staring at became transparent, displaying a large room with several seats. Each seat was occupied by witches and wizards of varying ages, all of them wore a very grave expression. In the middle of the room stood two old men and a boy who was sitting between them.

The man to the right of the boy they recognized as Harry Potter was stout and was wearing a bowler hat and a deep green cape. The man to the left had a long white beard and wore half moon spectacles which rested on his crooked nose. Despite the grave atmosphere the man to the left seemed to be enjoying himself.

Deidara felt a nudge in his side and turned to see Hidan smirking. He followed his eyes to the back of the large room. Deidara soon found himself smirking as well, against the wall stood two masked figures. He instantly recognized the masks as being those of ANBU.

"Now this shit just got fun," he heard Hidan snort. He smirked mischievously

"Un."

Malfoy ignored the two idiotic ninjas grinning insanely at each other. He instead began to summarize their assignment.

"You see that detestable woman in the corner." He said quietly. It was not hard for the Akatsuki to figure out which woman he meant. She was truly detestable. She was completely dressed in pink and had a large ribbon in her hair.

"Un." Deidara acknowledged.

"Her name is Delores Umbrige. She will be teaching at Hogwarts this year. I have informed her of you two, saying that you will be acting as students but guarding the school. She knows nothing of my connection to the Dark Lord.

Until the Dark Lord says so you shall both pretend to only want the best for that Potter brat. You shall follow her every order." Both men moved their attention from the woman and met eyes with Malfoy.

"Do not do anything to make her suspicious." He said coldly.

The two akatsuki smirked. "Of course" Deidara said maliciously.


From the back of the room Sasuke and Naruto glared at the hideous woman dressed in pink.

'That was the culprit' they both thought simultaneously.


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