Yep, it's another Ask Naru-Crew fic!
Written By: The Former PrinceofDDR
YAY! We've got some questions! Thanks for the people that gave them! Since we got some, we can finally do the next chapter. Hope you like it!
"Hah! 300 Combo! Beat THAT, Naruto!" I said, just finishing 'Spin the Disc' on the DDR machine.
'Damn, with a score like that on HEAVY mode, I wonder why he's called the FORMER PrinceofDDR…' Sasuke thought.
"Alright! Stand back!" Naruto said stretching.
But just as he was about to get on the machine, Orochimaru appeared out of nowhere.
"Kukukukuku… I've come for you, Sasuke-kun… this time, your body will be MINE!" Orochimaru hissed.
"WTF! What are YOU doing here!" Naruto shouted, pointing at Orochimaru, eyes bugging out.
"You will NOT lay a hand on Sasuke, or any of my other students for that matter!" Kakashi said, getting into a fighting stance.
"Kick his ass, Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura cheered.
"Feh. As if you could stop me, Kakashi-kun. Now step aside," Orochimaru said, pulling out his Kusanagi Blade.
"Sorry, Snake-man, but I'M the one calling the shots here!" I declared.
"…Who are you, fat boy?" Orochimaru replied, raising an eyebrow.
"…My name is not important. But I DO say that you will NOT lay a hand on anyone until this story is finished!" I said.
"Feh. Watch me." Orochimaru replied, stalking towards Team Seven.
"Hn. Don't say I didn't warn you!" I said, pulling out a remote, and pushing a button.
A part of the floor opened up just in-front of the Snake-Sennin, blowing a thick cloud of white smoke into the air.
"Cough, Cough! What the hell?-!" Sasuke shouted.
"What IS this smoke?-!" Sakura said, covering her mouth, Naruto and Kakashi doing the same.
Soon the smoke cleared, and standing before Orochimaru was Sasuke! Except he was made out of wires, metal, and chakra.
"Orochimaru, meet my bodyguard, Metal Sasuke," I said, ignoring Sasuke's 'WTF' look. "With his help, I'm going to keep order in this fanfic."
"Please. The REAL Sasuke couldn't stand a chance against me, so what makes you think that THIS Tin-Can copy could?" Orochimaru scoffed.
"I'll show you. Metal Sasuke, commence Ass-Kicking Mode! Target: Orochimaru!" I commanded.
"Order received. Commencing Ass-Kicking Mode," Metal Sasuke said, grabbing Orochimaru by the throat.
"…Mother…" Orochimaru managed, before the almighty Ass-kicking began.
"Well, that'll teach him to behave," I smirked, satisfied. "All right you guys! We've got some questions and comments to look at! Unless, you'd rather have some alone time with Metal Sasuke…"
Team Seven, seeing Metal Sasuke give Orochimaru 5 Mega-Wedgies in a row, sweat dropped. "No, we're good!" They all said.
"That's what I thought," I replied, pleased. "Anyway, here's the first letter!
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It's great! I love Sasuke and Naruto and Kakashi. Not so much for Sakura. I love Sasuke and Naruto together though...
From: Faydora
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"Thanks for the comment! Though I don't see why you don't like Sakura that much. Have you seen her during Shippuden? She kicks ass!" I replied.
"I sure as hell DO. And while I don't get why you don't like me as much as the boys on my team, everyone is entitled to their own opinion," Sakura replied.
"YAY! I have a fan! In your FACE, Sasuke-teme!" Naruto shouted.
"She's MY fan as well, dobe," Sasuke replied, smirking that famous Uchiha-smirk that pissed Naruto off so much.
"Thanks for being a fan of me. I'll send you a copy of Icha Icha Paradise as a reward," Kakashi said, reading said book right now.
"And as for the last part, me and Sasuke-teme will NEVER get together! I may consider him a good friend and borderline brother, but that's ALL," Naruto fumed.
"As much as I hate to agree with the dobe, he's right. The day we get together is the day that he gives up ramen," Sasuke replied.
"Which will NEVER happen," Naruto agreed. "Now, onto the next letter!"
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EVERYONE:
If your hair was dyed black, what would you do?
Oh.. yeah... Sasuke, if your hair was bleached to Naru's blond color... THERE!
From: o.OmimiO.o
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"An interesting question. Let's find out!" I said, snapping my fingers. Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi's hair turned black, and Sasuke's turned blond.
"ACK!" Naruto shouted, pulling a wireless shaver out of nowhere and shaving his head bald. "If people saw that, they might REALLY think I've got the hots for teme!"
"YAY! Now maybe Sasuke-kun will like me now that my hair color's the same as his!" Sakura gushed, running her fingers through the now black hair.
Kakashi glanced up at his hair, went 'meh', and continued reading his porn.
Sasuke pulled out some black hair-dye and rubbed it all over his blond hair, making it black again. Because Sasuke is cool like that.
"Teme! Why do YOU get your hair back to the right color?-!" Naruto fumed.
"Hn. Like I said, I came prepared," Sasuke replied. "And Sakura, keep dreaming."
"Aww…" Sakura sulked.
"Okay! Time for the next letter!" I said.
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Okay, I've got a few questions.
1: Sasuke, Naru-chan, when will you be together? Because you two belong together.
2: If you two still is in denial, can you fool around with Gaara some months, GaaNaru is my second option
3: Sakura, are you actually nice to Naruto (which some fanfics says), or are you mean to Naruto (which other fnfics says)
4: (this question maybe sound a little like #3) Kakashi, are you fare with learning, and are nice (like many fanfics says), o are you favorising Sasuke (which few fanfics says).
5: (just answer this question if you are nice and fair to yor students) Kakashi, do you like Iruka? (And like you see, I'm a Kakairu fan too).
Anyway, that's was my questions, Tata¨
From: Secret Name that you don't know
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"Wow, this is a long letter!" I whistled. "Naruto, Sasuke, you guys have a question!"
"Like I said before, me and the bastard will NEVER GET TOGETHER!" Naruto screamed, his newfound baldness putting him in a bad mood.
"Ditto." Sasuke replied, smirking at Naruto's baldness.
"And the same goes for Gaara as well. He's a good friend, and nothing more." Naruto finished, calming down a bit.
"Well, SNTYDK, what most Sakura-bashers fail to realize (not saying that you are one), is that even though I MAY have been a bit…bitchy to Naruto at the start, I've become a lot nicer to him over the years. Hell, I'm even one of the few people aside from the older villagers that knows about his most deepest secret. And I WORRY about him because of it, for god sakes! So I really can't understand stories that have me chewing out Naruto when he fails to bring back Sasuke to Konoha, when most authors know DAMN well that I hug him and say, 'Next time, we'll do it together!' All I ask for, is that if authors are going to bash me, AT LEAST MAKE IT REALISTIC!" Sakura shouted, taking shallow breaths at the end.
"Whoa, calm down, Sakura-chan. Don't let those bashers get to you," Naruto said, rubbing Sakura's back soothingly.
"Thanks, Naruto," Sakura replied, relaxing a bit.
"Is it my turn?" Kakashi asked.
"Yes, it is," I replied, watching Metal Sasuke still kick the crap out of Orochimaru.
"Okay. Well, SNTYDK, at the start, I'll admit that I held Sasuke a bit higher than Sakura and Naruto in terms of skill. Plus, I felt that I had to unlock his true potential, seeing that he was the last survivor of Clan Uchiha, besides Itachi. It was my own way of paying back Obito for all that he did for me. And as much as I hated to admit it, it took Sasuke shoving Chidori through Naruto's chest to show me the error of my ways. So now, I train with Sakura and Naruto as much as I can," Kakashi said.
All three members of Team Seven winced, Kakashi bringing up bad memories, and making Sasuke feel guilty.
"And as for the other question, yes, I like Iruka. But only as a FRIEND. I've barely even talked to the guy, aside from when the teams for the Chuunin Exams where selected," Kakashi finished.
"Good. Because I KNOW that Iruka-sensei could do a WHOLE lot better then a Pervert-sensei like you," Naruto said.
"…Whatever, Naruto…" Kakashi shrugged.
"And with that, I've finished my first few questions! I hope you liked it! Good job, Team Seven!" I praised.
"Thanks!" Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi said.
"Hn." Sasuke said, nodding in my direction.
"Ass-kicking sequence, complete." Metal Sasuke said, dusting off his metallic hands.
Orochimaru was in a heap near one of the corners.
"So, Snake-kun, will you behave from now on?" I taunted.
"Y…yes…" Orochimaru moaned from the floor.
"Good!" I smiled. "Okay, that's all for now! Keep those letters coming! And now, you can ask Orochimaru and Metal Sasuke questions. Catch you next continue!"