2. Snow

Where are you? – JW

At the flat. Why? – SH

No, where are you IN the flat? – JW

On the sofa. John, why're you asking me this? I can see no possible conclusion you could be needing to draw from these questions. – SH

Then, for once, you've missed something. Look outside. – JW

Yes. – SH

Are you looking? – JW

Yes, John. – SH

See it? – JW

See what, John? All I can see is Baker Street covered in snow. – SH

For the love of Christ, Sherlock. That's what I'm talking about. It's snowing. – JW

Thank you, John. I really needed you to tell me that. Would've never guessed it on my own. – SH

Are you still stood at the window? – JW

Yes. Why? Where are you? You're late home. – SH

I'm on the pavement. Look. See me waving? – JW

Oh, yes. I can see you. Why did you want me at the window? – SH

I wanted to prove that I know you, Sherlock. I know you better than anyone and I wanted to prove it, okay? – JW

John, that's pointless. I already knew that. – SH

Fine then. I want to prove it to myself. How's about that? – JW

Go on then. I'm intrigued. What is there to prove? – SH

Put some clothes on. – JW

What for? I'm perfectly fine as I am, John. – SH

Sherlock. Come right up to the window so I can see you fully. – JW

What? How is this proving anything? If this is a silly game, John… - SH

Sherlock. – JW

Fine. – SH

Thank you. Hah! See? There you go. I knew it. – JW

What, that I'd be only wearing the sheet? Oh, simple deduction to make. I was wearing it before you left, John. This was no challenge for you, and thus proves nothing. – SH

Yes, you were wearing it before I left. But, yesterday Lestrade told you he needed you this morning, meaning you would have gotten dressed today. However, just as I left you received a text saying he no longer needed you after all. After I left, you would have sulked. This is proved because you didn't call me during my lunch break like you usually do. You were still sulking before I texted you a moment ago. All this sulking means you would have deemed the day unworthy, therefore unworthy of getting dressed for too. You stayed in your sheet for the whole day. Am I right? – JW

I'm impressed, John. You must have learned from the best. But how does this prove you know me better than anyone? – SH

Because it's true. And because I also know you well enough to guess that you already knew it was snowing before I texted you. However you still avoided getting dressed. Put some clothes on, Sherlock. You'll get cold, it's bloody snowing. – JW

I'll put some clothes on if you come inside. – SH

Why is that relevant? – JW

It's bloody snowing, John. – SH