Chapter 2 Your turn

"So now I think we must have tried just about every position in the whole damn Kama Sutra and some, honestly dude she's gonna be the death of me," Stiles ran his fingers through his hair.

"Well maybe but what a way to go," Scott replied eyes sparkling.

"Really that's all you've got ," Stiles snapped.

"Come on Stiles it's not really that bad is it you have a hot girlfriend who wants to have lots of sex with you," Scott placated.

"Yeah I know, no it's good really I just feel like I am some sort of experiment Lydia is conducting she tells Malia something new and Malia jumps right on it," Stiles sighed.

"Or on you hey," Scott joked.

Stiles gave him the stare and Scott lowered his eyes a little trying not to laugh at his friend.

"Well just talk tell her you just want do it normally for a while," Scott suggested.

"I just don't want to you know stifle her creativity she's so enthusiastic about everything," Stiles replied.

"Stiles man you are a good boyfriend definitely taking one for the team," Scott was openly grinning again.

"Oh just shut up you are a horrible friend," Stiles sniped.

Stiles phone beeped at him and he opened the message from Lydia with a small groan.

"What?"

"Lydia says she has had a talk with Malia it's my turn and I have to watch this youtube video,"Stiles replied clicking the link.

"So our ten tips for giving the best cunninglingus are 1. Make sure your face is fully shaved and soft one thing she doesn't want is stubble rash in those sensitive places."

Stiles was looking at the screen with horror turning completely red Scott looked at him and started to laugh till tears were running down his face Stiles glared at him and stalked off swearing.

Stiles checked the video one more time before feeling his face to make sure it was completely smooth and heading to bed that night he had Malia crying out his name fiercely. As he watched her blissed out face smiling at him he decided maybe Lydia's pointers were the best afterall.

This is too much fun to write and I keep getting ideas that make me laugh and the 10 tips thiing is real so funny.