Mmmk here's my second chapter! Thanks for review, I love you too lol XD I will try to make this interesting…I still have to think of a plot.
Disclaimer: Silent Hill = Not mine nor Left4Dead
James walked through the streets of Silent Hill, the fog thickening with every step. The monsters groans rippled through the air and the stench of death lingered in every corner. "There it is, finally!" James groaned as he opened the door to Brookhaven Hospital. The original place he had met his personal nightmare. The hospital halls were empty, if he didn't know better it would have looked like any other abandoned building. The walls were worn and stained from years of neglect and the floor and furniture were layered in years of dust. He walked down the noiseless hall carefully, not wanting to be too loud; you never knew what you would disturb here.
He got inside the elevator and clicked the down button; the basement had to have something useful. Standing there he started to think about his position. He could honestly say Silent Hill sucked big fat…never mind. One day you'll innocently be standing there and the next thing you know, you'll be tied to a bed getting raped by a monster on steroids. Or what about when you just walk into a bar and this fat kid named Eddy is sitting there eating the last of the pizza? Where'd he even get that pizza? The elevator dinged and he shook out of his thought. Looking up, the door opened and standing in front of him was an army of nurses. "Oh shit!" Before any of the nurses could move he pushed the button to the third floor and the door closed. That was a waste of time.
The blonde walked down the hallway nervously until he saw something sparkle out of the corner of his eye. "What is that?" he said aloud. He bent over to pick it up and almost dropped it in shock. He had just picked up a condom, not any condom…but a Trojan. Turning it over in his hands he raised an eyebrow. "What the heck is this doing here?" Shrugging his shoulders he continued on. There are some random things here, like this one time there was this guy named Ellis. He kept talking about zombies and said something about his buddy Keith…what was it…"Oh! My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy tear gassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time when he opened his eyes! Oh man! At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh man!" James repeated in excitement. Then he heard someone yell get off, he was thinking so hard he blocked out the world around him.
James ran down the hall as fast as he could until he arrived at the door the noise was coming from. He arrived at the door and kicked it in, the wood being so old and dry shattered easily. On the filthy tile floor on all fours was a blonde haired man. His clothes were gone and behind him The Red Pyramid was thrusting in and out of him. Tears streamed down his face and he looked over at James. "Are you just going to stand there, or are you going to help!" he cried out. James looked around the room in panic. What the hell could he do against that! Without thinking James ran at Red Pyramid and jumped on his back. The monster stopped what he was doing and grabbed James by the neck. He threw the human over his shoulder and onto the hard tile ground. "That hurt" the sound of agony tinged his voice. James winced in pain as he quickly got back up on his legs. He was in no condition to play today; his ass still hurt from last night's rendezvous with the other beast. The Red Pyramid grabbed James by the throat again and pushed him up against one of the dirty walls. Using its other hand the monster started to unbutton James pants. Widening his eyes in shock James looked over at the other blonde. "Do something! I helped you!"
The blonde looked from James to the monster holding him to the wall. "I can't…My ass just got tore up and I can barely stand up." James looked over at the other man in annoyance.
"So you're saying…you save my ass but I won't save yours?" James said frowning. "That's just not right. I tell you what, next time your being ass raped by a giant monster. Instead of putting my life on the line…or in this case my ass on the line I'm just gonna leave ya." He felt cold air rush to his junk and looked down. His pants were still on but unbuttoned…sadly enough he was in too much pain still to put on underwear. Trying not to focus on what was going to happen next; James looked at the pathetic man he had saved in front of him. "What's your name?"
"My name is Harry." He murmured.
"Well Harry, my name is James and if I make it through this second ass raping in a row…I will give you a high five." James grinned…a high five…ahahahahha. He deserved a swift kick in the ass. Then The Red Pyramid let out a loud groan and James snapped his head up. Bad mistake, the longest part of his helmet stabbed him in the eye. James covered his hurt eye with both hands and scrunched his face in pain. "WTF! Who the hell runs around raping people with a giant big ass helmet on! Owwww!" The monster still hadn't raped him yet…actually it was just letting his junk hang out in the cold. Something he would rather have happen than go through the pain of last night again. Harry let out a scream and James looked over at him. Standing in the doorway was Pyramid Head; his sword was stretched out and held at The Red Pyramids neck. For once he could actually say he was happy to see him. The beast holding him let go of his throat and he ran over to Harry. "Put your arms around my neck now!" James said panicking. Harry looked at him startled for a second but did what he was told. James grabbed Harry bridal style and ran out the door.
Looking at him Harry frowned. "James, you're going to have to go back and grab my clothes." James gave him a look that said…are you insane and ignored him. "James! Go get my clothes!" Harry then started to kick and twist in his arms. Not wanting to put up with his shit James dropped him on the ground and ran back to the room. When he arrived the room was empty, both Pyramid Heads were gone. Everything was in the same place; the only thing that showed anyone had been there were Harrys clothes. James grabbed them and started to walk towards the door. Halfway out someone yanked on him and he fell back against them. Reacting suddenly he whirled around and kicked them in their jaw. Pain seared his foot and started hopping up and down. "DAMN!" He looked up to see what caused him pain and in front of him was a tall male. The same size as Pyramid Head but a different apron and a different face. His hair was black with a tint of red and his eyes were charcoal grey. He smiled showing shark like teeth like Pyramid Head. This was no mistake; it was The Red Pyramid without his helmet.
"Hello James." He reached for the smaller man.
Oooohh cliff hanger…I hate those. Sorry I just need to figure out what to do next. So tell me what you think and sorry for all the mistakes I made on chapter one! I didn't really proof read it because I was writing it during my birthday party. Half my friends were gagging over my shoulder and one kept telling me she didn't like something I wrote lolz =D