CHAPTER 2
PANGYA SUCKS MONKEYS XD
Lloyd : TIME FOR HISTORY!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!! :)
Class :*groans*
Lloyd : Where Are Roxas and Yuki???!
Class (Ashley, Gretchen, Cara, Erin, Becca & Nathaniel) : we dunno
Roxas and Yuki :*comes in class laughing*
Lloyd : YOU TWO ARE IN TROUBLE!
Roxas :*gulps*
Yuki : *sits in desk and puts her feet up* go suck monkeys, old man
Roxas : UHHH YAH!!!!
Lloyd : DETENTION!!!!
Yuki : if u give us detention..... *looks in his desk and finds a porn magazine*
ima show this to the fat woman and your gana be fired.... and your wife is gana divorce u muahahahaha XD
Lloyd : FINE YOU ARE NOT IN TROUBLE!!!!!!
Sora :*on school comp playing Pangya*
Sora :*missed pangya and OB* *typesJASDJASJFDWEFNVAJEDFJ U SUCK PANGYA(MAD)*
Namine : *makes a HIO*
Sora : #*$#*% NO FAIR!!!!!!!
Pete Wentz :*online* *types to Sora* damn, you suck at this game!
Sora : WTH PETE WENTZ SAID I SUCK!!!!!!! _
Sora :*misses 1y putt* WTKSDF*#$**FSDJZXCVF****$#%#$*%#$($%^(#$(
Namine :*ob*
Sora : LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Namine : SHUT UP!!!!!! *ob again* #$%*#$%#%*#$
Sora : LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL (:D)
Namine :*missed an easy hio* #*$#*$%**#$ YOU SUCK PANGYA
Yuki : .... -_- *logs on her acc on pangya*
Namine and Sora : U GONNA PLAY US?!
Pete Wentz :*sends message to Yuki* sup yuki
Yuki :*types back* supppppp XD
Miku from An Cafe : *types Yuki a message* HIIIIIII ^0^
Yuki : *types back* sup mikuuuuuu XD
Roxas : WTH you have friends that are from bands?! T_T
Yuki : o3o yah why?
Roxas : .... nvm
Sora : I BET YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME YUKI :D
Namine : YEAH I BET SO TOO!
Yuki : Okay...
Yuki :*makes game room for 18 hole*
Sora and Namine :*goes in room* WE ARE GOING TO BEAT YOU!!!!! :D
Yuki : Uh huh... *starts game*
Sora :*misses pangya first hole and OB*
Sora : WHY DID U PICK SILVIA CANNON?! T_T
Yuki : It's fun
Namine :*OB's on first shot*
Yuki : dang the first shot is so easy how can you miss?! *makes it to fairway easily*
Namine and Sora :*makes it to fairway on 3rd shot*
Namine : YES!!!!!
Sora : UH HUH
Sora :*obs and give up*
Namine :*same*
Sora : NOOOOOOOO
Yuki : ... -_- *chipins*
Namine : WTH
Sora : O.O
Sora : NO FAIRRRRR D:
Roxas : hahaha got OWNED XD
Pete Wentz :*sends a whisper to sora* see? you suck
Sora : waaaaaa T_T
2nd HOLE
Yuki :*hio*
Sora : *OB*
Namine :*OB* WRSDF*#$**WER*##DB****
NEXT HOLE
Yuki :*chipin*
Sora and Namine :*OB*
Yuki : you guys suck
Yuki :*chipins all holes and ends up with -42 and 20k pang*
Namine and Sora :*ends up with +70 and 0 pang*
Roxas : lol she pwned you guys XD
Sora : T0T WAAAAAAAA
Namine : T.T
Namine : REMATCH!!!
Lloyd : The school day is over.
Namine :DANGIT
(argh this is boring lets fast forward to friday... kay? XD)
ON FRIDAY....
Kairi :*comes back to school* WOW!!! TITANIC IS A GREAT MOVIE!!!!*giggles*
Yuki and Roxas :*clutches head* UGH WTH basterd alert!!!!!
Kairi : You guys are like sooooooo mean!!
Kairi : *shows off her girlish outfit and smooth legs wtf?*
Roxas :*thinking* wow shes sexy!!!
Yuki : she looks gay doesnt she roxas?
Roxas :*lies* ewww yah
Lloyd : ROXAS AND YUKI!!!!! GO TO DETENTION FOR CALLING THIS PRETTY YOUNG LADY UGLY!!!!
Roxas and Yuki : ... -_-*goes to detention*
Mrs. Conrad : Welcome to detention.
Yuki : atleast we're alone -_-
Roxas : ... what do you mean?
Yuki : *tries to tell him she loves him but he keeps interrupting wth -_-*
Yuki : I-
Roxas : *sweatdrops* do you like noodles?! i love them so much!!!!*scarfs down noodles*
Yuki : .... -_- if you wont listen then ill have to do this *leans in*
Roxas :*turns red*
Mario :*barges in room* LOOKA!!! THEYREA GONNA KISSA.... AGAINA!!!!
Yuki : .... wtf?
Luigi : DIDA THEYA LOSA THEIRA MEMORIESA?!
Mario : MAYBEA THEYA DIDA!!!!!
Black Coat Roxas :*comes out of portal* ur coming with me *swipes mario and luigi and goes back in portal*
Mario :*jumps out* WHEEEEEEA!!!!
Black Coat Yuki : *comes out of portal*THERE YOU ARE!!!!!*grabs mario*
YOURE COMING BACK WITH US TO THE iSora Studio!!
Mario : NOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA
Yuki and Roxas :*sweatdrops*
Yuki :*leans in again*
Gir : *barges in* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TACOS!!!!!!!!! :D
Yuki : -_-
ryan :*comes in room with becca* we got detention lol
becca : oh yea lol
ryan : im guessing.... trying to kiss?
Yuki : yah -_-
Yuki :*leans in*
Spongebob :*comes in window* PATRICK!!!!! THIS IS FUN!!!!!
Yuki :*leans in quickly*
Patrick :*comes and causes the floor to shake*
ryan : wth
Patrick : WOW THESE ARE SOME UGLY LOOKING FISH!!!!
Spongebob : Maybe we're near those toxic waste dumps?
ryan : patrick theres cake out the window
Patrick : CAKE?! WHERE?!
ryan :in the middle of the street
Patrick :*goes in the middle of the street* CAKE?! *gets run over by a car*
Spongebob : PATRICK!!!!!*jumps out of window*
Yuki : ... retards!
Yuki :*draws a pic*
Ashley : *looks at it and cracks up*
Nathaniel :*looks at pic* HE'S FAT!!!! U SUCK AT DRAWING SPONGEBOB!!!
Gretchen : thats not spongebob!!! look at the name!!!!
Ashley : Spongefreak...
WHO THE HECK IS GEEKPANTIES?!
Gretchen : thats his name LOL
Becca : did u just say "geekpanties"? why are u talking about geekpanties?
Ashley : thats his name!
becca :*ignored that and talks to cara and erin*
Yuki :*leans in for the final time*
Kairi :*comes in room*
Yuki :*whispers* thats it i quit *jumps out of window*
ryan : where u going?
Yuki : ima beat up roxas for no reason thats what!!!
Roxas :*kissing Kairi*
ryan : uhhh yuki....
Yuki : WHAT?!
ryan : theres a reason why to beat him up now*points at roxas and kairi kissing*
Yuki :*fire coming out of her eyes*
Roxas : ur so hot ^^
Kairi : u 2 ^^
Yuki : ima sing a song first -_-
ryan : ok
becca : IS IT GUN POWDER AND LEAD?!
Yuki : dang how did you know
becca : lol i love that song and it popped out in my mind
Yuki : haha XD *pulls out electric guitar* hey ima switch some words... u mind?
becca: nope
Yuki :*strumming guitar* Roxas, why have you deserted me? Nothin' makes sense in life anymore, because you have deserted me...
(ahhhhh skip to chorus XD)
Yuki :*blasts out a loud sound* IM GOIN HOME GONNA LOAD MY SHOTGUN WAIT BY THE DOOR AND WAIT FOR ROXAS
IF HE WANTS A FIGHT THEN NOW HE'S GOT PROBS CAUSE HE SAW ME CRAZY NOW!
DIDNT CARE FOR ME AND NOW HE CHEATED WITH A BASTERD CALLED KAIRI!
(aughhhh skip to a part of the song)
Yuki : His fist is big, but my gun's bigger! He'll find out when I pull the trigger!*points gun toward Roxas and shoots*
Roxas :*dodges*
Kairi :*gets hit by the gunshot*
Kairi :*dies*
Yuki : .... crap
Police :*grabs Yuki by the arm* YOU HAVE COMITTED 2nd DEGREE MURDER!
Kairi's blood :*spattered all over the class*
Roxas : T_T i got blood on me
Yuki :*struggling out of police's arms* GOOD FOR YOU!!!!
Roxas : ... T_T
Yuki :*yelling back* I WISH I NEVER MET YOU ROXAS UCHIHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxas : .... Yuki *makes fist* grrrr its all Kairi's fault! id kill her again if that was ever possible!
Ashley : Dang man, u suck ass
Roxas : WELL SORRY
AT JAIL...
Yuki : hey my mom is gana beat up ur asses if you dont let me outta here
Police :*laughs*
Yuki :*calls her mom*
Yuki's Mom :*barges through door and starts beating up police* LET HER GO!!!!!!
Police : AAAAAAAAAH OKAY OKKKKKK JUST LET US GOOOOO
Yuki's Mom :*lets police go*
Yuki's Mom :*takes Yuki home*
Yuki's Mom :*scolding Yuki* WHY DID U LET ME IN THAT MESS?!
Yuki : .... it was because of this boy i thought i liked
Yuki's Mom : O_O A BOY?!?!?!
Yuki : what?
Yuki's Mom : MY LITTLE GIRL GROWING UP*cries*
Yuki : shut up mom -_-
Yuki's Mom : I'm sorry...
THE NEXT DAY....
Yuki :*doesn't show up in school*
Roxas : .... it's.... all my fault ....*bangs head on table and cries*
Erin : :(
ryan : poor roxas
becca: .... yea
sora : DDDD: me sad for roxas
everyone :*tries to comfort roxas*
Yuki :*arrives to school at 10:30 am*
Roxas : Yuki???
Yuki : *looks at Roxas and ignores him*
Yuki :*throws her backpack in her cubby*
Roxas : ... Hi
Yuki :*stares at roxas and turns her head around*
Yuki : sup ryan and becca *knuckle punches them*
ryan and becca : heyyyy
gretchen : IHHIHIHHIHIHIH :D:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yuki : when will you ever stop being hyper woman lol XD
Ashley : Lol.
Erin : she will never stop because shes a retard!!!!
Yuki : lol yah XD
Roxas : ... Hi.... Yuki.....
Yuki :*thinking* why does he keep talking to me?! -_-
Yuki : what the fudge do you want? -_-
Roxas : I'm.... sorry....
Yuki : sorry aint cutting it _ lets go ppl
Erin : awww you're just going to let Roxas be alone here???
Yuki : UHHHH LETS SEE..... DER.... YAH
ryan :i thought u 2 would be bf and gf quickly...
Yuki : uhhh weve only known eachother for a week we dont know much about eachother you idiot -_-
ryan : SO U WANNA KNO ABT HIM HUH?! O AND U WERE ABT TO KISS HIM TOO!!!!!!!!!
Yuki : NO
ryan : yea
Yuki : NO
ryan : YEA
Yuki : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ryan : uh huhhhh u do
ryan :*pushes Yuki into Roxas* oops my hip slipped
Yuki : .... *accidentally falls on Roxas*
Roxas : OW WTH
Yuki :*stares at Roxas and turns red*
Roxas :*same*
Roxas : .... Yuki chan.... i'm really sorry
Yuki :*gets off of Roxas* I forgive you
Roxas : Best friends? XD
Yuki : yah sure lol
Roxas :*holds out hand*
Yuki :*takes it and shakes it*
Roxas :*suddenly tugs Yuki into a hug*
Yuki :*thinking* WTH NOT A KISS?! -_- DANGITTTTT
Roxas :*thinking* ugh why didn't I kiss her?! _ im getting pissed at myself
Erin : WHY DIDNT THEY KISS?! THIS SUCKS
Gretchen : YEAH!!!!!!
Miss Anderson :*comes in room* WE HAVE A TALENT SHOW ON JULY!!!!!
Yuki : Roxas!! we should sing!!! ^-^
Roxas : O_O seriously?!
Yuki : lol it will be fun XD
Roxas : ^-^ what song???
Yuki : Uso Mitai Na ~I Love You~ by Utada Hikaru or..... Crush by David Enchilada? XD
Roxas : I thought it was Archuleta? XD and omg those are my 2 fave songs lol
Yuki : i like calling him enchilada XD and those songs are my fave also XD
Roxas : lol ^-^
Yuki : oooo for the last American Idol... who did you want to win? David Enchilada or David Cook XD
Roxas : Umm.... DAVID COOK OF COURSE XD
Yuki : omggg me to XD
Yuki : uhmm... whuts your favorite color or colors XD
Roxas : RED AND BLACK!!!!! ^-^
Yuki : wthhh me too XD
Yuki : okay we say our favorite food in 3...2...1..
Yuki and Roxas : RAMEN!!!!
Roxas : .... O_O
Yuki : .... O_O
Yuki : er.... what's your bday?
Roxas : December 9th, 1995
Yuki : OMG WTF ME TOO
Erin : OOOOO YOU TWO HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON LOL
Yuki and Roxas : NUH UH -_-
Erin : then what are ur fave animals?
Yuki and Roxas : DOG!
Erin : LOL
Yuki : ...
Roxas : o_o
Erin : favorite store?
Yuki and Roxas : HOTTOPIC!!!!!!!!!!
Erin : your personalities are different though lol Yuki's cruel, rude, violent and mean and Roxas is sweet and innocent maybe sensitive and thoughtful and smart
Yuki : you calling me dumb? 3◕
Erin :*lies* noooo never
Yuki : yah you are -_-
Erin : fine but...
Yuki : shut uppppp XD
Erin : fine... do u 2 like showers?
Roxas : YES!!!!! I LOVE SHOWERS!!!
Yuki : ugh i hate water
Roxas : .... why?
Yuki : i just hate it.. okay?
Roxas : then how the fudge do you smell so good?!
Yuki : idk lol XD
Roxas : ^-^ you're so cute
Yuki : .....
Roxas :*turns red* not that i like you!!!!!!
Yuki : Okay...
Yuki : .... come on lets just practice our song
Roxas : Wait, what song?
Yuki : I've decided..... Crush
Roxas : nice choice ^-^
Yuki : Haha, thanks XD