Whoos var. no. 2: Names
Disclaimer: don't own DN and characters.
Note: don't kill me.
AS Yagami Light took a shower, a bright idea flashed in his lead like a lightbulb.
If he were to kill L, then most likely his criminal database and all files related to the Kira case will be deleted. Whereas if he knew L's name, he can blackmail him to give out all sorts of info about the criminals like Lind L. Tailor, and/or force him to clear Light all suspicion of being Kira.
So he went to Rem to ask of L's name. After all, he can make it look like he's protecting Misa without making Rem sacrifice herself.
And so he pushed this point to the death god.
However, Rem was reluctant. "Even if I wanted to, I cannot. I'm not supposed to." She said.
Then Light had another idea. "Well, what if you write it down?"
"I suppose, but give me a paper and a pen first."
In haste, Light took out a sheet of paper from his wallet and a pen from his pocket, and handed it over to Rem to write L's name down.
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Meanwhile, L was wondering why on earth Light and Rem were taking too long in the broom closet, so he got up to meet them personally. But even before he got to the door, he clutched his chest and died.
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Light was rather happy when he read L's name over and over again. When he turned to Rem to thank her for her cooperation, he only saw a pile of dust from where she floated.
At the same time, Matsuda and Aizawa told him that there was an emergency regarding L.
When Light took another look at the paper with L's name in it, his eyes widened.
Whoops.
Thank God that's over.
Anyway, I just did this while waiting for a friend of mine to pick me up for something very important (clue: it involves EVERY subject in our curiculuum). And she's taking sooooooooooo (add more o's) goddamn friggin' long. That Horst should never keep me waiting.
Anyways, please review! Tell me if I need to be funnier, 'cause I'm not that good at making other people laugh.
aufwiedersehen!