Author's Notes: I swear this is coming out of nowhere. Don't own Death Note.
5th December 2003:
Light: [Age: 17]
Dear Diary,
FUCK FUCK FUCK L! THAT LITTLE BITCH OF A DETECTIVE THINKING HE'S OH SO SMART! He made me look like an idiot in front of the entire Kanto region on live Telly! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN MY LIFE! And that dork of a Shinigami, Ryuk, just sat there and laughed. Now I look like an idiot in comparison to L. SAD FACE!
I hate L.
L: [Age: 24]
Dear Diary,
I'm feeling like a fucking genius today. MERHERHERHER… Made a fool of that fool that's killing criminals. They're calling him Kira. What kind of a bullshit name is that? I made him kill a criminal on live TV today while pretending it was me. And then dared him to kill me but he couldn't…So even he's got limitations. It's nice to know….I must admit I was scared I'd die but then I'm a fucking genius…lol
I'm awesome.
Near: [Age: 12]
Dear Diary,
There is some talk on the news going on about this guy they call Kira who can kill people with heart attacks without physically being there. I must admit diary this is very interesting. And L made such a bold move and everything. L is so cool. GO L!
I love L.
Mello: [Age: 13 going on 14 in 8 days]
Dear Diary,
Zomg! Diary L made such a cool move on TV! We didn't get to see it live cuz it was only aired in Kanto region of Japan but it's all over youtube and Matt showed all of us. More importantly, my birthday is coming up. I wonder if Matt is going to get me something. I want L to come for my birthday but meh I guess he'll be busy being cool and all.
Pre-birthday excitement.
Matt: [Age:13]
Dear Diary,
So L was cool on TV which is cool and all but more important Mello's Birthday is coming up and he's been hinting that he wants something. What could he want? More chocolate? What do I get him?
*sighs*
Author's Notes: Reviews would be nice.