A/N : hey! Hope my readers are all well. So some of the characters might be a bit ooc here's chapter 2.
Disclaimer ~ I unfortunately don't own PJO
Chapter 2 : Thalia threatens death and Nico kills the toaster
Percy pov
I rolled over in my bed and groaned, light was shining through the window. Something was tickling my face, I opened my eyes , Annabeth smiled and laughed at my expression. I gave a small smile before I yanked her into my bed.
" hey! What was that for, seaweed brain ? " she asked snuggling into my chest.
" I was lonley " I replied making a pouty face
I tickled her and she squealed with laughter, a sound I could not live without,.
" your 18 not 3 , get up off your lazy ass and get dressed " Annabeth instructed
Just as she reached the door she turned to face me " don't forget it's Thalia's birthday today, so you better get her a present. You know how she gets "
OH Thalia's birthday , great what am I going to get her. I'll make a trip to walmart and grab her something there. I pulled myself from my bed and picked up a t - shirt up, I smelt it, didn't smell terible , I shoved that on. I truged over to my dresser and pulled out some jeans I put those on and made my way down the stairs. I went in to the kitchen to find my mum flipping blue pancakes and Annabeth sitting at the table wrapping up a nice looking leather jacket in black wrapping paper.
" that's what your getting Thalia. A black leather jacket, she has hundreds of them. " I said sitting down across from her.
" does she have hundreds that can do this ? " Annabeth replied.
She put the jacket on, stood up and flicked her wrist, a celestial bronze dagger popped out the sleeve and a sword appeared at the belt. I stood there staring at her, how the hell was I gonna compete with that .
" I don't think Thalia has one of those " my mum said pointing to the jacket " nor do I think she should use it unsupervised "
" mum, your acting like Thalia is a 2 year old " I said attacking the plate of blue pancakes in front of me.
" think about it percy, Thalia will use it for something stupid like, getting free popcorn out of another half-blood, but no one will be able to prove it cause it just looks like a jacket " my mum replied placing a plate of normal pancakes in front of Annabeth.
" Thanks Sally, and Percy you still need to get her a present " Annabeth said before kicking me.
" ow " I yelped
" oh, really , your the saviour of western civilisation , you survive Tarturus , and you're invincible. But when your girlfriend kicks you , you yelp as if your leg were broken " she muttered
" hey that's- " I was cut short by my mum
" she has a point Percy "
" What, come on, why are both the woman of the house attacking me ? " I asked taking my finished breakfast over to the counter.
" 'cause we can " Annabeth replied.
I grumbled under my breath and headed out to the garage, I got into my Mercedes .
" Annabeth are you coming ? " I called
" I'm here " she said, I turned and sure enough Annabeth was sitting next to me
" how the hell did you do that ? " I asked freaked
She flashed her NYC cap, oh DUH of course invisibility cap.
" Let's go. " I said driving out the garage.
Annabeth's pov
" why are we going to walmart ? " I asked putting some sunglasses on.
" you said I needed to get Thalia a birthday present " percy replied
" I didn't mean something from walmart. " I said
" oh well " was his reply
We pulled into the parking lot and Percy told me to wait in car , which I was peeved about.
A while later he came back with electric blue hair dye.
" think she'll like this ? " Percy questioned
" yeah blue hair dye so original " I mumbled under my breath.
Percy didn't hear and drove toward Thalia's new apartment, when we got there Thalia and Nico were making out on the sofa. I cleared my throat and Thalia flinched which caused her to fall off the sofa.
Nico was as red as a tomato, Thalia however was blaming Percy for interrupting her 's and Nico's. Making out time.
" I swear if you do that again I will cut you into a million pieces and feed you to the souls in Tarturus"
Thalia yelled
" don't you think that's a bit extreme " Percy said
Next thing I knew Percy and Thalia were throwing shoes and plants at eachother, a loud shrill beeping noise echoed around the apartment, smoke was spewing from the kitchen. I looked around, Nico wasn't here. We all ran into the kitchen to find Nico, with a black face, kicking the toaster, under closer inspection I realised the socket that the toaster should be plugged into was black and occasionally spitting sparks. I turned to Nico
" what the hell " I said inching closer towards the blown socket
" the toaster is demented, I went to make some toast and the thing wouldn't go in, when it was in it got stuck so I tried to get it out with a fork. Then BAMM! It blew up " Nico replied making hand gestures.
" well if you shove metal in to a toaster thats plugged in its bound to go BAMM! " Thalia shouted
Slowly I placed mine and Percy 's presents on the table and sprinted out the door, when I reached the lobby Percy was inspecting a cut just below his elbow.
" stupid Thalia " he mumbled poking at it.
I walked over to him and punched his arm. He yelled then remembered where he was and shut up imeadiatly. Percy and I walked out the door holding hands, just as we rounded a corner realised that the same man in a black trench coat and a fedora had been following us. Instantly I whispered what I had noticed into Percy's ear. He pulled out Riptide in pen form ready to click the top and turn it into a deadly weapon. The street that we were on way deserted apart from us three. I glanced over my shoulder to see that the man had dissapered I tapped percy on the shoulder, he faced the direction I was looking in.
".well he's gone then. " Percy said putting Riptide back in his pocket.
As we turned back to our original position an invisible force sent me flying through the air , I landed on my back but my head hit a large rock, I felt my head when I pulled my hand back it was covered in blood. A shadow loomed over me I looked up to see the man in the fedora
" lights out pretty one "
I saw his foot go up in the air and come down on my head.
My vision went black...
Ha ha cliffy. Sorry just thought I'd mention that there will be some adventure in the next two chapters, then we're back to romance / family. This chapter is soooooo freaking long .Review and constructive criticism is appreciated. Thanks for reading. Also thanks to Elicia404 for being my very first reviewer. See ya
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