From: XedarlesFangirl
To: Axel
Hi!
Dear
Axel,
My friend who shall remain known as Xed14thKey likes some
guy with bright red hair who controls fire, does this guy like my
friend?
Thanks for your time!
OoO
Hey XedarlesFangirl!
Yeah…I heard about her…well, is the guy good looking?
Luxord: She's talking about YOU, idiot.
Ohhhh…I see. AND GET OUT OF MY ANSWER!! (shoves Luxord away)
Well, first you gotta ask yourself some questions:
Does she constantly talk about me? Does she have any pictures of me that she carries around with her? Does she obsess about me? Did she change her look so she looks like me?
If you can say 'yes' to anyone of these, then yes, your friend likes me.
And that's not a bad thing! I send love to all my fangirls! (blows a kiss)
Luxord: Oh god…
WHAT I TELL YOU ABOUT INVADING MY ANSWER!!?!?! (shoves Luxord away again)
Love, the totally hot and handsome Axel
0000000000
Keep sending in those problems and questions, people!
Xemnas: Who agreed us to this?
Uhhhh…(runs)