A/N: So yeah, I literally decided what Edward and the rest of the Cullens were as I wrote this. I guess I'll learn this story at the same time as you guys :p
EPOV
Oh my god, teenagers were boring, they all thought the same crap. Does my bum look big in this? This is normal sized right? Why isn't mine as big as Mike's? It's normal to look at Mike like that right? It was the same shit just with new names. Why we had to move to forks I had no idea. My dad said it was a quiet place where we couldn't get into more trouble and attract attention. Personally, I didn't think this was possible, we had Emmett with us after all, he WAS trouble.
How am I able to read thoughts you ask? Well, the answer is that I have no fucking clue. Some people can just do stuff I guess. Like that Matilda chick, she had telekinesis no one questioned why, they just thought about what a lovely story it made, same with that Carrie. Some people are just cooler than others I guess. Though my telekinetic sister, Rosalie, was more on the Carrie side of things than the Matilda. Maybe we were just more evolved than other people; maybe our parents had conceived us on a toxic wasteland? I guess we'll never know. All we did know was that Carlisle and Esme had adopted us as babies because they'd recognised something within us and brought us together so they could watch over us and make sure we stayed on the side of good. The amount of times Carlisle had quoted that line from Spiderman at us was crazy but we drew the line at Esme painting it on the wall in the kitchen.
We were kind of like superheroes, but like, we didn't save anyone; did that make us selfish?
A/N: so I guess the Cullens are like lazy x men...