Here's chapter 2…part 1 was kinda funny huh? Oh well here it goes:
"Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…"
"Lois Lane…she writes articles for the New York times…"
(Lois is sitting in a room in a director's chair)
"Uh…no I don't…I write articles for the Daily Planet"
"Lois Lane…she likes Lex Luthor"
"Really?"
"No I don't, Lex… I like Superman"
"Lois Lane…she's best friends with Ursa"
"No I'm not, we don't get along too well"
"Lois Lane…she hates cats"
"Um...no I don't, I like cats"
"Lois Lane…she knows Clark Kent is really Superman"
"Hey! Who told you that? Is anyone there? Hello?"
"Lois Lane…she has nightmares about being chased by a giant pony"
"Uh…no I don't, at least not anymore, I had dreams like that when I was 4"
"Wait… so it's true?"
(Lois nods)
"Lois Lane…she takes Jimmy on her interviews with her just so she can ask him questions about Superman"
"Hold it, I do ask him questions about Superman but I mostly take him with me to take pictures"
"Lois Lane…she put a laxative in Perry White's sandwich as a joke"
"Uh no, I didn't somebody else in the office did that"
"Now you know, Lois Lane"
"No they don't! None of that stuff is true except for the Superman thing but that's not the point, hello? That does it…I'm leaving"
(Gets up and leaves the room)
MORE TO COME…
Heh, got this up longer than I thought…next chapter features Jimmy Olsen. The giant pony thing is a reference to a scene from an episode of a show called "Kenan & Kel" In the episode Kel finds out that Kenan's boss, Chris has nightmares about being chased by a giant bunny-rabbit. Chapter 3 should be up at some point, until then…
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