So here's the next chapter. It's kinda short, but I think everything is gonna be happening in the next chapter.

Soon, the Griffins found themselves riding back to South Park in a limousine with SpongeBob. A couple of tanks followed the limo for use in battle.

"How'd you get tanks?" Brian pointed over to the direction of the tanks, "You're a kids show?"

"Remember, I know a couple fairies!" SpongeBob simply answered.

A while later, the family and sponge found themselves back at Cartman's house. The four South Park boys were waiting outside the house, and so were the Simpsons. In fact, the sedan was still there. Due to the black tint on the limo's windows, they were all unaware of who they were with.

"They came here in a limo?" Kyle asked openly.

"I wonder who they brought along." Bart pondered.

"I guess the limo's raising our concern, huh?" Lisa tried to explain.

SpongeBob stepped out of the vehicle first, causing the Simpsons and SP boys to stare in disbelief. The Griffins then exited the limo, with a smug look on their faces.

"They got SPONGEBOB?!" Homer bellowed.

"Oh, this is bad," Marge sighed, "He's the head of Nicktoons. He must have really wanted to help them."

"He's a kid's show character!" Cartman huffed, "Why'd he help THEM?!"

"You're going down, you retards!" SpongeBob stated.

"But why?" Bart asked.

"For years I've always listened to these stupid arguments around the tooniverse about how The Simpsons, Family Guy and South Park always insult each other."

"We don't bash on The Simpsons, you r-tard!" Kyle exclaimed.

SpongeBob raised his hand, "You get the point, anyway. But if kids shows have to help stop it once and for all, I'm willing to do it." He raised a pistol.

"Holy crap!" Peter cried, "You have a gun?"

"Mickey Mouse has a gun. So?"

"Good point."

"GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE GUYS!" Eric cried to his allies, causing them to evacuate the area.

The next few hours had been a nightmare for all of South Park. The war had lead to many deaths of background characters as well as a few minor and recurring characters. The South Park boys and the Simpsons found themselves in the community center, hiding under a table.

"What are we gonna do?" Kyle asked.

"No idea, dude." Stan replied.

"The rest of your town is destroyed. What are you going to do?" Marge asked.

Cartman got up, "Easy. We'll-"

"Aha!" they all turned around to see the Griffins standing in front of them, "We caught you all!"

"What are you going to do?" Homer asked nervously.

"We're gonna kick your asses and then cut off Cartman's balls so his catchphrase is pointless!"

Stan, Kyle, Kenny and obviously Cartman were particularly disgusted, "That's SO goddam retarded!" Kenny exclaimed.

"That's what you always do on your show!" Kyle blurted out, "You take things way too far! Don't you see that!"

"Shut up, all of you!" Chris spoke up as he shot Kenny.

"Oh my God! You killed Kenny!" Stan exclaimed in shock.

"You BASTARDS!" Kyle added.

"Like we care." Stewie scoffed, "We hear he's killed all the time."

"And now some guest stars are gonna get killed off!" everyone heard a familiar voice say.

Everyone turned around to see SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Gary all holding a pistol, apart from the former, who instead held a shotgun. They were all aimed at the Griffins; one gun per family member.

"Whoa, whoa." Peter blinked, "What the hell is this?"

"We're killing YOU guys off. Permanently!" SpongeBob raised the gun to aim at Peter's face.

"What do you mean?"

Squidward sighed, "Are you guys all retarded? This was all planned!"

The Griffins all stared at each other in shock. The others, including Kenny (who actually wasn't dead, much to the Griffins' shock), went over to SpongeBob's side of the room.

"We're all allies." Cartman explained.

"The Simpsons and South Park have been allies for years, with the episode "Simpsons Already Did It", where we praised them." Kyle added.

"Then we made "Cartoon Wars", to show our dislike for you guys and Family Guy as a whole." Stan also added, "The Simpsons, sick of you, joined in on the fun."

"And even King Of The Hill loved their appearance." Homer recalled.

"You're saying the rest of FOX is against us?" Peter asked.

"Yes, we are!" Marge replied.

"And they're not the only ones who hate you bastards!" Mr. Krabs added.

"Who else hates us?" Meg asked.

"Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny and myself." SpongeBob answered. "

"Wait, then how did you join the others?" Stewie questioned.

"Simple." Sandy began, "We have been around since 1996, when we were originally created. We're all fans of The Simpsons, and South Park is a very trustworthy and funny show."

"But then we watched your show," Squidward added, "We were appalled. We may be kids show characters, but even we know you guys don't deserve to be on the air."

"You were cancelled twice during your run." SpongeBob also added, "You were cancelled cuz you were too offensive and retarded for adults! It's time we put you out of your misery of a third cancellation?"

"What about American Dad or The Cleveland Show?" Brian asked, "Do you all hate them, for being like us?"

"What the hell are you talking about?" SpongeBob wondered, "We're all friends."

"To be honest, we were happy for Cleveland for moving out of Quahog and Family Guy. The fact that he was forced back in after he unfortunately got cancelled made us all feel bad." Lisa admitted.

"But why?" Brian asked, "What is it about our show that you hate?"

"Have you even SEEN your show?" Cartman questioned the family, "You abuse Meg for no reason, you have unrelated cutaways that don't help with the plot, Brian's a douchebag, and Chris is nothing!"

"That's on the camera! We don't actually do all that stuff!" Lois responded.

"That's our point." Squidward sighed, "Why don't you just be like a typical New England family with a fair share of wacky adventures?"

"But that sucks. No one will watch that!" Chris retorted.

"But…" SpongeBob smirked, "The Simpsons has basically done that for 25 years. You can have your own humor and stuff as long as you don't go too far." As he had lowered the rifle, he raised it again, "But nothing will change. Now to do what God had wanted us to do for the past fifteen years!"

"No! Please have mercy!" Lois pleaded.

"Hold up!" an unfamiliar voice commanded.

Who does that voice belong to? Hint: They're from another show.

I rated this M for a reason. Even though it looks like T-rated stuff, I feel like M fits it, especially with LOADS of swearing in these chapters.