Kung Fu Alien 2: The Gods of China
Chapter 1: The Gods' Introduction
Long ago, in ancient China, there lived an immortal group of snakes known as the Gods of China. Three snakes named Zu Rhan, God of Pride, Sukan, God of Dignity, and their leader San Kai, God of Resistance used to bring peace and freedom to all of the innocent and poor villagers of China. One day, when one of them betrayed the three gods, they swore their vengance by using their immortality to wait for a few years, thus sealing off all of their hopes and dreams. Legend has it that one day, only one person will be capable to stop them and seal off their fate forever.
A few years later, we cut to a snake hometown village where we see all of the snake villagers fighting off against a new group of red and blue colored snakes led by their leader Khan, King of Sudugan City and Lord of his might ancestors. We also see the Grand Master Viper fighting off against the others without getting injured or killed.
"Everyone, I'll try to hold them back", said Grand Master Viper, "All of you get of here while you still have a chance!"
He turns around to see another snake about to fire a cannon on him.
"FIRE!", shouted a snake commander and the other snake commander fired the cannon, but the Grand Master Viper quickly dodged the cannon, thus creating an explosion and sending the other snakes flying and hit the ground.
"Everyone, retreat!", shouted Grand Master Viper and all of the other snakes ran for cover at a secret door near the entrance to their hometown.
After the Grand Master Viper attacks the snake commanders and is about to finish off the other snakes along with Khan, a flash of light shined down upon him and the others along with Khan before the citizens slithered for cover as they see a shadow rising next to the Ku Wang's leader. Then, to their wonderful surprise, they see the Gods of China themselves arriving. As Khan stood there and bowed to them respectfully, we see San Kai walking slowly towards him before he gives him a blue blade. Khan then uses it to blast the Gods, but it only blasted him to the ground.
"It does not work on us, Khan, except for a fool like you", said San Kai, "Get up."
Khan gets up and said, "It is an honor to receive this weapon and to meet you three at last. What business do you have here? How do you know my name?"
"You know that you have been given this blade for a mere purpose, Khan", said San Kai, "We Gods also know that any person, in which would he or she be destroyed, will be in mortal danger. That's why we gave you this. Use it wisely and you will remain as a protector for your kingdom... with none to defy you and no one to stand in your way."
"We know everything throughout every century, Khan", said Ru Zhan after walking towards him, "Especially you. Do you want to save your kingdom?"
"With all of you three's promises for me", said Khan, "I most certainly do."
"Join us, Khan, and your kingdom will be protected from others", said Zu Rhan, "Those who are male or female would interfere with our plans shall be vanquished and destroyed at all costs."
Khan smiles in agreement and he and the three gods teleport him to his kingdom in Sudunga City while the Grand Master Viper, after watching all of this happened, thought to himself, "I need her right now!"
Meanwhile, at the Valley of Peace near the Jade Palace a few steps away, we see Susan (AKA Ginormica) walking with Viper and Tai Lung to a market near Mr. Ping's restaurant trying to buy some apples and oranges for her monster friends Dr. Cockroach, Link, and B.O.B. It has been almost two months since she and the others first arrived in China from a transportation orb that brought them here. They also needed the kung fu masters' help at the Jade Palace to defeat Gallaxhar who is trying to control Shen, the peacock overlord of Gongmen City, to help him take over all of the world by finding a powerful Orb so he could use it as revenge for the four who had killed him a few years ago. Susan and the others teamed up to defeat Gallaxhar, returned Shen back to normal, and saving all of China as well.
While Susan looks at the beautiful sky and smells the nice fresh air for today, he sees Po helping Mr. Ping cleaning up the restaurant after some of the customers have left and the Dragon Warrior looks at her for a while. Susan, after smiling at the panda, goes back to where the two kung fu masters are at. Later, they came back to the Jade Palace and brought back the apples and oranges for the team to eat with. They shared them with the kung fu masters and the alien fighters as they try to fully compensate their next few days here at the palace.
"So, how are you doing today, Susan?", asked Crane.
"I'm having a pretty decent day so far", said Susan, "I just saw Po helping his father tidying up the restaurant and he just... looked at me for a while. That was it. Besides, nothing bad's happening today. Looks like we're all in safe hands now, don't you think so, Link?"
"I think what this village needs is a little liven up", said Link, "Anyone want to listen to some kickin' music to make things even better?"
"What kind of music do you guys have?", asked Mantis.
"Pop music", said Link.
"What's... Pop music?", asked Tai Lung curiously.
"It's a music that makes you dance and get jiggy with it", said Link and puts in a song from the Beatles in his radio jukebox that he brought from General Monger. The song is called, "Paperback Writer" and before it starts to continue, Link dances with Viper while looking at her seductively.
"Um... why are you looking at me like that?", asked Viper.
"Seems to me that you are a smoking hot snakey", said Link seductively, "Wanna talk later and just follow my lead? You have such attractive eyes."
"Sure I guess so", said Viper, but before they finished dancing, Shifu appears and gives his concerned look at the two.
"Would you mind telling me what you two are doing?", asked Shifu, "You wouldn't happen to be conjuring sex with one of my students, would you, Link?"
"King of", said Link, "I seem to have the hots for her. Don't you think... I'm in love with her?"
"That I agree", said Shifu, "But you can only do that if you get to know her for a even longer time. Do you understand, Link?"
"Yes, Shifu", said Link, "I understand."
"I'm gonna go check on Po", said Susan and she got off her chair as did Monkey.
"I want to go with you", said Monkey, "After all, we did taught you the Crane, Tiger, Viper, and Monkey style of kung fu when you decided to stay with us for a few months or so, right?"
"Yes, and I would like to thank you guys for teaching us those", said Susan, "I can use them whatever I like. Only when someone's in trouble or something."
"I am afraid that something might happen soon", said Shifu, "Something that is so dangerous it could... kill us all. My senses taught me about it."
"Don't worry, Shifu", said Susan, "Whatever it is, we'll be ready."
Then, as Susan walks out of the Jade Palace to go to the noodle restaurant, somewhere far away in the Sacred Pool of Tears where we see a dark-blue headed figure. When the figure takes off it's hood, it turns out to be one of the three gods of China Sukan watching the human without getting distracted.
"Are you sure this is the one we've been looking for?", asked Sukan and Zu Rhan appears.
"Not quite", said Zu Rhan, "Whatever she is, we need to find her information to where this female came to China. It's strange, don't you think? A human who is not an animal like all of us."
"There must be a purpose and we have to find it at all costs", said Sukan, "Come. We must follow this human creature."
Meanwhile, after we see Susan entering the restaurant, we see Po walking towards her.
"Hi there, Susan", said Po, "Sure is a beautiful day, is it?"
"It sure is, Po", said Susan, "So, ready to go on a walk for an hour or two?"
"Yes, let's", said Po and the panda and Susan walked out of the restaurant and into a field far away from the valley.
"I've got nothing else to say except... I guess nothing's gonna happen to us, right, Susan?", said Po.
"That's right, Po", said Susan, "It's been a few days or a month and I liked the way we worked together to defeat Gallaxhar and saving Shen from his hypnotizing spell."
"Well, what about this?", asked Po and he and Susan kissed each other.
"That technically counts",said Susan, "and maybe someday, I could take you and the other kung fu masters to our world. That way, we could help you learn our culture the same way we learned your culture. Wouldn't that be great?"
"Yes, Susan", said Po, "I would really want to see that. By the way, would I get to see your parents?"
"Yes, I'm sure you will, Po", said Susan, "Your father here, you know, is great for a goose like him.
After Po and Susan looked at each other lovingly.
"We could do it, you know", said Po.
"About what?", asked Susan.
"We could help our ancestors triumph over evil", said Po.
"Yeah, and I thought coming here from an orb was just an accident", said Susan.
"There are no accidents", said Po, "Oogway told me about it once... well, not really. Shifu... told me that, you know."
"So I see", said Susan and just as they are about to kiss each other again, there came a scream far away from the field.
"What's that?", asked Susan.
"Someone's in trouble", said Po, "We've gotta find out what it is."
Po and Susan ran as fast as they could from the field and are a few miles away for the village, trying to find out where that scream was heard in the village. We see some of the rabbit villagers running for their lives as the two gods of China start to use their magic blades to make them suffer.
"Tell us where the human is and we will leave you in peace", said San Kai.
"You mean, Susan?", asked one of the pig villagers.
"So this human's name is Susan", said San Kai, "How very interesting. Tell us where she is and we'll never hurt you. Understand?"
"Not on our watch", said Susan's voice from not too far away and the two gods of China turned around along with the villagers of the Valley of Peace to see her along with the Dragon Warrior.
"If you want to hurt that villager, you're gonna have to go against the both of us", said Po.
"So, you must be the Dragon Warrior, is that correct?", asked San Kai.
"Yes", said Po, "Now leave those villagers alone and fight us!"
"As you wish", said Sukan and uses the powers of his blade to attack Po while San Kai teleports away, but the Dragon Warrior quickly dodged it and kicks Sukan in the face.
"Nice try, but you can do better than that", said Po and Sukan, in his angered face, attacks the Dragon Warrior with his claws, thus giving him a few scratches in the process, but before he could kill him, Susan attacks Sukan by giving him a few punches in the face.
"Where did you come from, human?", asked Sukan darkly.
"Planet earth", answered Susan, "What more do you want?"
"This!", shouted Sukan and attempts to stab Susan with his sword, but she quickly grabs it and holds it against her nose. Nearly twenty-five seconds later, she takes the sword away from Sukan and uses it's powers to blast the god, thus killing him offscreen we see him disapporate into silver dust. As the villagers celebrate their victory, we see Susan and Po looking at the dead body of Sukan. But not before he said a death word to the two.
"You two shall soon die from the Gods of China", said Sukan's voice after the silver dust disappears.
"What was that?", asked Susan.
"I have no idea", said Po and Mr. Ping ran towards the Dragon Warrior.
"Son, I'm so worried about you", said Mr. Ping, "I saw those two gods walking right past my restaurant with their evil smiles at me. They feel like they were going to-"
"Wait a minute", said Susan, "Did you say... gods?"
"Yes", said Mr. Ping, "You have to ask one of the Furious Five about them right them right away. There's no telling what those gods might do next to hurt you two."
"Thank you, Mr. Ping", said Susan and she and Po ran as fast as they could towards the steps that led them to the Jade Palace nearly six minutes later, hoping to ask one of the Furious Five about those gods.
Sorry I deleted this fanfic. I wanted to re-make this chapter and make it a longer one so that I could continue this sequel to Kung Fu Alien. I'll try to update this as soon as possible before the end of this month in 2012. Until then, happy reading and happy reviewing!