Beep. Beep. Beep.
God I hate alarm clocks. Why I used one of the weekends beat me. I just hated waking up late.
I slapped the top of my alarm, hoping I hit the off button, and felt the bottom of my bed for my dog Macy. Macy is my best friend; she even tops Jasper and Alice. She is just so peaceful. I just love her so much.
I slipped on some pajamas and a robe to see if Alice and Jasper where up downstairs. Lucky for me I was upstairs. We had a two story condo that we shared. Since Alice and Jasper are a couple they shared the downstairs room.
I walked downstairs and headed through the living room, to the kitchen, on a mission for a decent breakfast. Instead of finding some toast or cereal, I found Alice and Jasper making out on our counter top table, nearly naked. Jasper in his pajama pants, and Alice in her bra and underwear.
"Echeem," I coughed out loudly. While Macy barked out at Alice and Jasper.
"Oh my god, Bella" Alice breathed out, quickly grabbing Jaspers shirt to cover herself.
I blushed a little for her, "It's cool, I just wanted you to know we eat there." I said with a little chuckle.
"Bella, I thought you had classes today?" Jasper asked grabbing a bowl out of the cupboard like nothing happened, and reached for a dog treat to hand to Macy. I was a lame college student majoring in culinary at the University of Seattle Washington.
"No its Sunday so that means no classes, but I can get out of the house if you want," I said with a smirk, and Alice laughed a little.
"Oh no Bella, don't feel put out by us."
"No, no" I said walking over to the refrigerator, "We are clearly low on supplies, I'll go shopping."
"Sounds like a plan," Jasper said munching on his Froot Loops.
"Alright, just don't have sex on the counter please, Macy is watching, remember that" I called out behind me with a little smirk as I walked back up the stairs.
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As I walked through the grocery store, I was absent mindedly looking for food but my main goal was looking for any hot guys. I look for guys everywhere I go. Even if they didn't meet my standards, I could still look. I'm not much of a relationship person. I like to look and sometimes touch but never keep for myself.
Well this is upsetting! I thought. There were no guys to look at in here just old women and people with their kids. Ugh! Not how I wanted this to go. Eventually I stopped trying and decided to actually look for food.
As I was bending over to get something off the bottom shelf, I heard a familiar voice say.
"Mmmh look at that ass!" I immediately shot up to glare at the person.
"Excuse me! Who do you think…? Oh it's you." When I finally turned around and looked to see who it was, imagine my surprise to find Edward standing in front of me. "What are you doing here? Are you following me now?"
He started chuckle lowly "Umm not quite. I'm here doing the same thing that everyone else here is doing, making sure I don't starve."
"Haha very funny. Whatever just leave me alone, ok? Ok." And with that I turned and walked away. I didn't mean to be harsh but the truth was he made me feel a little stupid. That was a feeling I wasn't use to.
"Hey hold up, wait for me!" He called after me, tying to catch up.
I started pushing my cart down the aisles grabbing random thing I knew we needed, and ignoring him. He was such a pest.
"Will you stop riding my ass with you cart? We are not on some shopping trip together, so you can stop following me!" I yelled out after he nearly hit my legs with his cart.
Some old lady, deciding which can of tomato sauce was better, when clearly they were the same type, glared at me for my outburst. I glared right back and she pushed her cart past us with a humph.
"I'm sorry, it's just… After that night at the bar, i've been thinking about you, and I was wondering If maybe you'd go on a date with me? Just one! And it could be whatever you want! What do you say?" He blurted everything out as I tried to stop him.
"I'm sorry, but did I ever give you the hint that I was interested in you?"
"No you didn't… " he looked slightly defeated, " Here take my card and at least think about it, please."
He grabbed his cart and started to walk down the aisle the way we came. I felt a little odd, usually I felt happy about beating some guy down, but this time I felt a little bad.
Snap out of it Bella, you don't even like this guy, he's just annoying puppy dog.
Right.
I crumpled up the little card with his information on it and threw it in my purse without even looking at it.
I was dreading heading to the checkout line in case I ran into his sad defeated face, but he wasn't there and I was grateful.
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"Ohh, but Bella, he sounds so nice, and super hot! Give him a chance?" Alice said from the counter dicing up vegetables for our stir fry.
"Alice I don't 'date', I fuck and run. Simple as that."
"Well at least go on a date with him and then you can have sex, I mean isn't he sexy enough for at least one date?"
I thought back on Edward, he was sexy, fuckable even. He had that amazingly gorgeous body, those deep green eyes. Eyes that would look wonderful clouded over in lust, a lick-able body, and hands that I know would hold me right where I wanted to be held.
What the hell?
I broke out of my slight dirty thoughts about the puppy, to fine over cooked chicken, and a smirking Alice.
"I know that face! You're thinking about saying yes right? Ooh imagine if you did, he seems so nice. I'm sure you'd have a good time. And it wouldn't even have to be anything big, you could just go get coffee. Ooh please just give him a chance, all this dating around can't be good. And just think," I tuned out Alice's verbal diarrhea to properly gather my thoughts.
One date couldn't kill me right? I could even drive myself so I could leave if he turned out to be a total stick in the mud. I did have that killer blue dress Alice bought me.
"I could even do your hair, and me and Jasper could go out and make it a double date if you wanted. Or we could just get out of the house in case you.."
"Aah what the hell!" I said cutting off Alice.
"Oooh! Does that mean you'll do! Oh yay, I so glad you're getting back out in the market! And it shouldn't be too terrible." Alice said grabbing my hands and doing a girly dance around the kitchen.
"I hope not because if it is, it's going to be your ass." I said with a laugh.
Did I say we were going to update on Friday? I meant any day during the weekend...
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