Disclamer: Don't own Naruto
The jounin approached first. Taking point was none other than our favorite Copy-nin, Hatake Kakashi. Kakashi hid in the bushes, pushing them back slightly to peek on his target, Ronin. He heard running water, then stared out to see Ronin relieve himself on a tree. Kakashi heard a sign of relief come from Ronin, the running water turned to a small dribbling, then stopped. Ronin shook his loin then zipped up. To see Kakashi, Genma, and a female ANBU. Kakashi drew a kunai, Genma drew two hand fulls of shuriken, and the female ANBU drew her ninjaken. Ronin turned around launching a handful of dirt up. The dirt blinded Genma and the female ANBU, but Kakashi's forehead protector protected his Sharingan.
Kakashi's sharingan was able to track Ronin's incredible movement as Ronin launched himself forward cutting the blinded Genma's head clean off. The ANBU struggled to her feet, but Ronin swung his second blade gashing her femoral artiery. She quickly bled out. Kakashi swung his kunai hitting Ronin's vest piercing the tough leather, but the gel hardened around the kunai. Ronin smiled at Kakashi and brought his knee right into Kakashi's loins. His eyes bugged out. Ronin brought his blade up, but Kakashi reacted quickly grabbing both of Ronin's hands, twisting the katanas out. "How... did you?"
"pads" Kakashi spoke. Ronin brought his head smack into Kakashi's then broke his grip, reaching back his stabbed Kakashi in the ribs, only to have him disappear into a log.
"fucken ninjutsus." Ronin said. He only knew a couple of ninjutsus he had picked up over the years, and the power of his muscles. He picked up his katanas. As he bent down sweat drops began to roll down the striations of his muscles. Ronin felt an arm wrap around his neck, cold kunai metal pressed against his cartroid artery. But Kakashi fell through Ronin, it was nothing but a bunshin.
Ronin was trying to escape from the Leaf-nin armada that was approaching him. Kakashi was starting to move in his direction. He leapt into a clearing and found himself facing several formidable opponents. 3 ROOT members, 10 ANBU, and a busty women with pigtails. He stared at the women, laughing as he said "well well, my birthday isn't until November, but I appriciate the ass 'BU boys."
One of the ROOT members responded saying "She is not a stripper, she's the Hokage." Oops. She flung a handful of senbon needles at him. His armor took every needle. He laughed. She punched the ground and cracks flew towards him, cracking the ground beneath his feet. It was time to get serious. He flicked his wrist and the amphetamine/codeine mixture flowed into his veins. Instantly the pain he felt from falling on the jagged rocks was instantly killed. He felt his strength swell as spasms wiggled there way through his forearms. So much chakra was flowing through his body it began to engulf his body in acid green flames. But most of all he felt pissed off. "You want me fuckers, come get me." He yelled out. Then he charged at the nearest ROOT, screaming a battle cry. He pounced on the poor boy knocking him to the ground, delivering chakra-enhanced punches to his forehead. After 5 punches the ROOT had stopped moving and breathing. The other ANBU and ROOT launched themselves at him, ninjakens drawn, after seeing the fate of their comrade. He drew his right katana. it began to glow acid green from the chemically-enhanced chakra flowing through the titanium (most katanas are steel, but titanium gives Ronin an advantage. Ronin does likes to stay modern, and it is the 21st century). Ronin swung the blade in a quick slashes, chakra tailing the blade to form what appeared to be a small scar. Only this scar flew towards the Leaf-nin. Though most were able to dodge it, one was cut clean through his chest, the second had his right arm severed at the elbow. The severed arm dropped into the cracked earth, ninjaken still in hand.
One particular female ANBU, Uzuki Yuugao, charged at him swinging her ninjaken at his head. Ronin blocked with his blade, but a second Uzuki Yuugao, a clone, stepped in between the original and Ronin, slashing up from Ronin's left thigh to under his right arm. His thigh instantly lost power, and he collapsed onto his right, his katana dropping with a clank. He rolled just out of the way of his powerful ninjaken strike. On fortunatlely several ROOT members had wired traps behind trees. They quickly denoted blowing him a clear 30 m into the nearby lake. He landed in the lake with a large splash. The ROOT/ANBU force charged into the lake after him.
He could not help but smile. He had never gone to a ninja academy, never been a real ninja, but his mother had been a missing-nin from Kirigakure. She had taught him to control chakra. He formed some quick hand signs shouting "Kirigakure no Jutsu." The leaf-nins stopped as a thick mist surrounded the entire lake. He formed more hand signs shouting "Mizu Bunshin no Jutsu." Instantly five clones formed from the flowing water. Creeping silently towards the blinded shinobi.
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