WOW! I ACTUALLY UPDATED A STORY IN ONE DAY! AND IT'S SEMI-LONG! Un-like my other two stories - which I deleted (they were Teen Titans). SQUEEEEEEEEE! Hope you like this chapter!

"Guh!" I awaken with a start. It's always like this after I come out of the void, always waking up with a start. That's the dangerous part of coming out of the void, or any other part of my subconscious. If I make too loud of a noise, enemy nin are near by, and they hear me, then I can get into a lot of trouble.

"Well, I think it's just a few more miles." I say out loud. Yes, I have a habit of talking out loud when I'm by myself, deal with it! "It's been about two years, I wonder how everyone is?" I get up and start walking through the path in the woods, where I had fallen asleep. That's when I usually go into the void, when I'm asleep, I mean. Nothing can wake me when I'm in the void, and I know it's dangerous, especially when I'm out in the middle of the woods, where anyone can get me, but it's the only peace and quiet I get!

"They probably missed us like crazy, especially Naruto, Cha! He's probably hotter than-"

"Do you EVER shut up?!? Oh, wait, I forgot, you DON'T!" My 'inner' is SO annoying, I mean, all she does is talk my ear off! "And don't talk about Naruto that way! He's just a friend!"

"Oh, c'mon, you know you liiiiiiiiiike hiiiiiiiiim!" She is so dead, I DO NOT like Naruto!

"NO, I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!" ...At least...I think I don't...BUT SHE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Looks like someone is living in Egypt in DE-NIAL!!!!!!!!!!" ...uhh?

"...Uhh...what's an Egypt?"

"YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF EGYPT?!?!? OR THE NIAL?!?"

"...Nooooooooo...should I have? AND I'M NOT IN DENIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And, yes, I'm still speaking out loud, and anyone passing by now thinks I'm Haruno Sakura...the crazy Slug-Sannin...Yes, I'm Shishou's replacement as Slug-Sannin...

"GRRRRRRR...just forget about it..." Seriously, WHAT. IS. AN. EGYPT?

"...You sounded like a wolf that has rabies...OH MY KAMI-SAMA, YOU HAVE RABIES!!!!!! YOU'VE BEEN LIVING INSIDE ME AND YOU HAVE RABIES?!?!"

"Okay, first, I DO NOT HAVE RABIES! And, second, of coarse I sounded like a wolf, you BAKA, I a-"

'Shut it we're here!' Maybe that'll shut her up for a bit!

"SHANNARO!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!" ...or not... --;

"OH, kon'wa, youkoso, Sakura-namekuji-hime, dochirahe?" One of the guards asked. I can never remember their names, I was never really good with remembering names!

"How was your trip?" Guard No. 2 asked. And of coarse, people would wanna know all about my grand two-year trip! And it was fine, that is unless you count my 'inner' talking my ear off all the time! "And may I see your ID?"

"Kon'wa, It's nice to see you both again! I'm fine, thank you. It was great, but I'm not quite sure if you could call it a trip. I learned a lot and I've got a lot to tell Tsunade-shishou. Yes, you can see my ID, it's right here. And how many times have I asked you to just call me Sakura?!" Whew, that was a mouthful! And I said it all in one breath, too!

"...Wait a second...WHERE'S MY ID?!?!" I start frantically searching through my pack, and, after a few minutes, and tossing a bunch of my stuff onto the floor, I found my ID! OH, THANK KAMI! Without my ID, I could have gotten arrested for trying to impersonate myself! WHAT?! IT'S NOT FUNNY! (Yes, it is! I mean, getting arrested for impersonating yourself?) OH, SHUT IT YOU BAKA 'INNER'! THIS IS MY NARRATIVE! YOU STAY OUT OF IT! (FINE! Be that way

"It's an authentic ID, go on a head!" The first guard said.

"And welcome back!" The other one said.

"Thanks, Bye!" I say over my shoulder. "It's great to be back!" I say, breathing in the fresh Konoha air.

"SHANNARO!"

"Now to talk to shishou! She'll be shocked at how I've changed!" I say to myself.

"And so will Naruto!"

"SHUT IT!"

Baka - Idiot

Kami - God

Kon'wa - Hello

Youkoso - Nice to see you

Nanekuji - Slug

Hime - Princess

Dochirahe - How are you?

Poor Sakura, she doesn't even know about Egypt or de Nial! XD I'm still shocked that I managed to make this so long (for me anyway) and have it up the next day! Please review!