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Rwby presses next on the remote, the scenes of the previous episode are shown.
"Still can't believe I lost money on a giant bird." Weiss grumbled.
"For real! I mean, who gets eaten by a bird just a few minutes after meeting them." Everyone turned to Yang with a look. "Hey, I was trying to shoot it you know!"
The title appears. "Terror and a Mysterious Power! Pirate Captain Buggy the Clown!."
"Looks like we get to see who this Buggy is." Blake said in anticipation.
"And we get to see a new Devil Fruit!" Ruby cheered.
The orange haired girl looks at Luffy with a grin.
"I don't like where this is going." Pyrrha said with worry.
Luffy: I'm still hungry.
The orange haired girl walked to Luffy with her hands clasped together.
Girl: B-Boss! You came to save me!
Luffy: Huh?
"Ah, placing the blame on someone else. A scapegoat." Ren said with a frown.
"Don't worry, he can still kick their ass." Nora assured.
Luffy: Who're you?
Girl: I'm afraid i'm going to have to leave these guys to you!
She runs behind the corner.
Random Pirate: Hey, she's getting away!
Another Random Pirate: Who cares? We've got her boss now!
Yet Another Random Pirate: I see! So, he came to protect his underling.
Luffy: Hey, where can I get some food around here?
"Luffy, they're trying to kill you!" Jaune yelled.
"Well, they are easy." Ruby tried to counter.
"Looks like her plan worked." Weiss stated.
Random Pirate: Don't screw with us!
He punched Luffy in the head, sending his hat in the air.
Everyone paled. "Luffy, I understand your rage, but don't kill them!" Ruby pleaded.
"Yeah, they'll die if you punch too hard!" Yang screamed.
Luffy punched the pirate in the face, sending him flat on his back. Luffy gabed his hat and put it on, shadowing his eyes.
Luffy: Don't touch my treasure!
Pirates: You bastard!
"No, don't be suicidal!" Pyrrha pleaded.
The orange haired girl is shown climbing.
Girl: I wonder if he's ok.
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Pistol!
He punched both the remaining pirates in the face, knocking them out.
Girl: Incredible!
"So she's not completely heartless." Blake said with a small smile.
Girl: You're pretty strong!
Luffy looks up as the girl drops onto the patio.
Girl: You took out men with swords despite being unarmed.
"Oh, I guess she didn't see him stretch." Ruby said, thinking it funny to watch her shock in the future.
Luffy: Oh, you're that girl from … Who're you?
Weiss face palms. "From the ship." She says with hidden rage.
Girl: I'm a pirate-robbing thief. My name's Nami.
The group's eyes widen. "This won't end well." They all said in usion.
"... At least we know her name." Ruby said positively.
Nami: Hey, why don't we team up?
Luffy: I'll pass. I have no reason to team up with you.
Nami: W-Wait! Wait a minute!
She jumps down and chases after him.
"I don't think she'll take no for an answer." Weiss said with a smirk. "But good luck trying to get him to change his mind."
"Yeah! When he decides something, he sticks with it!" Ruby cheared.
Luffy's stomach growls.
Luffy: Now I remember. *Falls to the ground* I'm hungry.
"I guess battle makes a man forget." Ren said simply.
"Hope she doesn't try to take advantage of his stomach. It's one of his two achilles heels." Pyrrha said.
"What's his other?" Asked Nora.
"His brain.."
Nami: How about I treat you?
Luffy: *Stands up fast* Really?
"Damn it! Stop jinking it Pyrrha!" Yang shouted.
It shows the Buggy flag, before going to the crew.
Buggy: You haven't caught the thief yet?
"Someone's angry!" Nora sang.
Random Pirate: I just got back, but pirate 3, 6, and 2 are on it, Captain Buggy. Yes.
"Hey, they have names!" Ruby shouted.
"But do we know them?" Asked Jaune.
"...No." Ruby put her head down.
Buggy: Why on earth was the map stolen so easily?
"Good question. When I had to steal stuff, I always had to rely on my semblance, and I don't think she has a devil fruit." Everyone looked at Blake. "What?"
Yang smiled. "Just glad you can be casual about your past now." Blake smiled with her.
Buggy: We were just about to enter the Grand Line to show off our power.
Random Pirate: W...well, Captain...The discussion for placing the storage key was skipped.
Buggy/Teams: *Eyes widen*What did you say?
Random Pirate: Well, the conversation was skipped.
There was a collective facepalm. "At least hide it on a crew member!" Weiss shouted.
"Imbeciles." Ren said.
Buggy: Who dares to skip my nose!
"...What." Ruby voiced all their thoughts.
Buggy get's in the pirates face as his appearance is revealed. He has red lipstick, blue hair, a white bone cross on his forehead, and a large red clown nose.
Buggy: Do you want me to cover a mask to cover this nose? So you can just skip it?
There was a silence before everyone started laughing. "Oh my oum, what the hell!" Jaune laughed.
"He looks like a freaking clown!" Yang got out through breaths.
"Red nose, such a ridiculous color!" Weiss said clutching her sides.
"Yeah … HEY!" Ruby laughed before angrily shouting.
Random Pirate: You misunderstood me.
Buggy: It's red and very large!?
"Wow, he's not very good at listening." Blake stated simply.
Random Pirate: *Backs away* Save me!
The crowd looks scared.
Another Random Pirate: It's going to happen …
"Save me?" Jaune asked.
"It's?" Ren also questioned.
Another Random Pirate: The power of the Devil's Fruit …
The team's eyes widen. "We get to see the power!" Nora cheered.
"Yeah, but …" Ruby trailed off. 'Is it gonna be used on the guy?' She thought.
The pirate's eyes widened before he made a choking sound. He lifted his neck to show hand marks on his neck as he tried to grab at nothing.
"No way! He can …" Ruby said in wonder before being interrupted by Nora, Jaune, and Yang cheering.
"Force choke!" They screamed in usion.
"...Force choke?" Blake asked.
"It's something from that lame star wars franchise." Weiss explained while annoyed. Ruby gasped.
"It's not lame!" She shouted.
"Please, I wouldn't be caught dead in anything star wars related." In a looping universe, Weiss felt like stabbing herself … so she did.
Buggy: Who am I?
The Random Pirate is floating in the air, trying to catch his breath.
Random Pirate: Captain Buggy.
He floats closer to the clown.
Buggy: And what happens to people that don't listen to me?
Random Pirate: Death awaits. Please forgive me. I won't say anything like it again.
"Jerk!" Nora called out.
"Well they are pirates, not all of them are going to be good." Ren explained.
Random Pirate: Please forgive me.
Buggy drops the man, who tries to catch his breath.
Buggy: I will forgive you this time. Just get the map back, or else! You understand?
Crew: Yes, Captain Buggy!
"They won't get that map if Luffy has anything to say about it." Ruby said with a grin.
We go back to Luffy, who's eating in large amounts.
Luffy: Delicious! Do you live here alone?
Nami: I don't live here in this town. The locals were afraid of Buggy, so they ran away.
"Makes sense, If there was a supervillain in my town i'd get the heck out of there." Jaune nodded.
Luffy/Ruby: Then you're/she's breaking and entering.
Nami: That's rude!
"It's the truth." Blake stated.
Nami: I'm a thief that robs pirates. Don't compare me to someone that breaks and enters.
"If stealing requires going into someone else's territory, then it's breaking and entering." Weiss said.
Luffy: But a thief is a thief, right?
"There could be … exceptions." Pyrrha said, taking a glance at Blake and Nora.
Nami: I will earn one hundred million beli, no matter what.
Luffy/Teams (Except Weiss and Pyrrha): *Eyes widen* What are you going to do with that much money?!
Nami: Secret.
"Seriously, that's way too much!" Jaune screamed.
"What could she be needing?" Blake wondered.
"For real! I could buy so many EXPLOSIONS with that kind of money." Yang yelled.
"I wish we knew someone with that kind of money." Nora said with a glint in her eye. Weiss and Pyrrha decided to keep their net worth to themselves.
Nami: If you have a map to the Grand Line, one hundred million beli isn't a dream.
"Well if the One Piece is there, a lot valuables should also be there." Pyrrha observed.
Luffy: Map? Are you a navigator?
Nami: My skills are much better than any other navigator's.
Luffy sits up and smiles.
Luffy: I see, that's great!
The groups eyes widen. "Luffy, don't do it." Nora spoke for everyone.
Luffy: Why don't you join us as a navigator?
"There are plenty of other people Luffy." Pyrrha said worriedly.
Nami: Really?
Luffy: A crew of pirates!
Blake and Weiss face palmed. 'This is starting to hurt' they thought.
Nami: No.
The teams blinked. "Well that was simple." Ruby spoke.
Nami: You're a pirate?
Luffy: I'd promised the man who gave me this hat that i'd become a great pirate.
"And he will." Yang nodded at his sentiment, last episode still fresh in her mind.
Nami: *Smaks table* I hate pirates more than anything else in the world! I like money and oranges.
Blake narrowed her eyes. 'What spawns a hate like that?' She thought.
"Blegh, oranges." Nora shivered, Jaune giving her a weird look.
"Your hair is orange, and you drink orange juice." He pointed out.
"And I balance that with pink and pancakes." She retorted.
Luffy: Come on, be our navigator.
Nami: I said no.
"Sorry Nami, you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that to change Luffy's mind." Yang said with a grin.
Luffy: Oh well. *Eats bread*
She blinked. "What the heck?"
"That seemed … to easy." Ruby stated … again.
Pirate In Street: Hey, you find her?
Pirate Next To Street: She's not here.
Nami hides.
Pirate Next To Street: Where did that female thief go?
Pirate In Street: If we don't get the map back, we'll be in big trouble.
"Looks like she's low on options." Weiss observed.
Nami's thoughts: Those guys … I should do something.
She then smiled.
Nami: Well, if you accept my conditions, I'll think it over.
Worry went over the group. "Nooo." Ruby stated.
Luffy: Really? I'll do anything.
"No no no." Yang said.
Nami: I want you to come with me to see Buggy, however …
Shows her with rope.
"Nonononononononono-" Nora said rapidly.
It then showed Luffy tied up.
Luffy: Why'd you tie me up?
Nami: It's just rope. Is there a problem?
Luffy: I guess not. I wouldn't mind meeting some pirates.
"Fuuuu-!" Nora was elbowed by Ren, who gestured to Ruby and Jaune, and the angry looks from Yang, Weiss, and Pyrrha. "-uuutile effort! We will find a way around you one day!" The glares stopped.
Luffy: Let's go!
Nami: Hey, wait for me!
"It's like Zwei on a leash." Ruby said, looking at said dog.
"Always a tricky one." Yang nodded.
Buggy: What did you say?! The thief got away?!
The three pirates from earlier back away in fear.
Pirates: We are very sorry, Captain!
Buggy there's three of you, how could she get away?!
"Funny story there." Jaune said with a smirk.
Buggy: Just die then!
The Pirates scream.
"Overkill much." Blake and Weiss said together.
Some Pirate: Captain Buggy!
Buggy: What?
Some Pirate: The thief from before came back!
Buggy: What did you say?!
Nami is shown walking Luffy to Buggy.
"I see the plan." Blake stated.
"Turning him in in order to get out?" Ren asked.
"The liar." Yang said with a frown.
Another Random Pirate: That's her! That's the one who stole the map.
Nami pushes Luffy to the ground and sticks her tounge out.
"Hey, at least be nice about double crossing!" Ruby called out.
Nami: I have captured the thief, Captain Buggy the Clown. I'm returning the map.
Buggy: Thanks for returning the map, but what made you change your mind?
She hands over the map to Buggy.
Nami: I had a fight with my boss. I can't stand him anymore. Let me join your crew.
"Didn't she hate pirates?" Ruby asked.
"She's lying Ruby." Weiss explained.
Buggy started to snarl.
Some Pirate: Captain Buggy is getting angry!
Next Pirate: The devil's power will appear again!
Luffy: Devil?
"Looks like Buggy's not buying it." Pyrrha said.
"He's a captain, they don't buy into things like that so easily." Yang agreed.
Buggy's snarl developed into a laugh.
Buggy: Had enough of him? What an interesting woman! I like you. You can join us.
"Guess he's not that smart." Weiss countered.
"Why is everything I say jinxed!" Pyrrha yelled.
Nami smirks.
Nami's thoughts: My plan succeeded. I knew pirates we're simple minded.
"That's not true! There's Shanks, and …"Jaune stopped. "That's all really. Did you guys see anyone?"
"Well there was Alvida … but she was an idiot to." Yang said with a bit of sadness.
It now shows Luffy still tied up in a cage.
Luffy: Why am I in a cage?
"Because you're an idiot." Weiss deadpanned, and no one could argue.
Buggy: *Laughs* I'm in a good mood today. Woman, what's your name?
Nami: Nami.
Buggy: Yosh! Let's have a welcome party for Nami! Make it extra flashy!
The crew chears. The pirates are shown partying in a wild style with booze, swords, and forks.
"Even if he's a villain, the man knows how to throw a party." Yang nodded.
"Please, any time you go to a party it's disastrous." Blake stated.
"Oh yeah, name one time."
"That time I met you at the Junior's club?" Ruby brought up.
"I was interrogating."
"That time we went to Junior's club?" Jaune also said.
"Also interrogating."
"Friday." Pyrrha says flatly.
"... Fine. I can get a little crazy." Yang admits.
Buggy: What's wrong? This is your party! Have some more food!
Nami: Okay! Thank you.
Nami's thoughts: I'll just bide my time until I can steal the map again … then I'll loot all of Buggy's treasure while I'm at it!
"Someone has goals." Nora states. "Seems ambiguous for her."
"Do you even know what ambiguous means?" Jaune asks.
"Big."
"... Fair enough."
Luffy is shown trying to stretch his way to the food.
Luffy: I want some food, too!
His hand slips, snapping back to him.
Luffy: Shit!
"Priorities, please." Blake says casually.
"Never underestimate the hunger of a man, Blake." Nora says with a look
Buggy: *Laugh* I'm in a flashily good mood! Men! Prepare a Special Buggy Bomb!
"Oh for the love of, who is egotistical enough to name a bomb after themselves?" Weiss complains.
"Might be something special about them." Jaune says reassuringly.
A large cannon is brought out and spiked into the ground, as a man carries a large red cannon ball with the Buggy flag. He rolls it in, showing how large the objects really are.
Pyrrha raises her eyebrows. "That seems large for a canon of it's time." She observed.
Some Pirate: It's loaded!
Nami: Wh-What's going on?
Buggy: Behold the power of my Buggy Bomb. Light it.
"Seriously, it's just a bomb." Weiss still commented.
The fuse is lit as everyone waits expectantly.
"Oh no, not the houses." Ruby worries.
"It better be big, because if it's not i'm going to be disa-" Yang was interrupted by what happened next.
A massive explosion tears through the town. Building after building was demolished.
"Oh my Oum, that was massive!" Jaune screamed.
"I take back what I said, that was massive enough to deserve a name." Weiss said.
Blake was just looking at Yang and Nora, who were drooling.
It shows Zoro at the edge of the town.
Zoro: What was that explosion?
"Looks like Zoro showed up." Pyrrha stated.
"He'll get Luffy free!" Ruby cherred.
Pirate 1: One of Buggy-sama's Special Buggy Bombs.
Zoro: *Smiles* A Buggy Bomb?
"You guys think he'll try and slice it." Yang asks with a grin.
"I don't think so. Zoro seems like a very reasonable man." Blake had no idea why she shivered so much after finishing her sentence.
They are shown the aftermath of the explosion.
"So much damage … where can I get one!" Nora screamed.
"Not the time." Ren interrupted.
Buggy: That was truly flashy! My Buggy Bobs and Devil's Fruit power … will allow me to conquer the Grand Line. Right, Nami?
Nami: But of course!
"All she can do is suc up at this point." Weiss says, slightly pale from the explosion.
"Yeah, she's not stupid enough to-" Blake was interrupted by the next speaker.
Luffy: Eh, I'm the one who's gonna conquer the Grand Line!
There was a silence before a mix of pale faces and face palming. "One job Luffy, ONE JOB!" Yang complained.
"I don't think he could lie if he wanted to." Ruby thought out loud.
Luffy: I'm gonna become the Pirate King.
Nami, Wiess, Nora, Ren: You're an idiot!
Buggy: *Gurgle* Now I get why you can't stand him, Nami!
Nami: Exactly! He just doesn't understand how the world works. I can't follow someone like that.
Buggy: Naturally! In that case, let me give you a little present-A Buggy Bomb to blow him up with!
Eyes widened. "Oh no, Luffy!" Ruby Screamed.
"That's overkill … right?" Blake shouted, before asking Weiss and Blake.
"We'll, assuming his full body is rubber, or rubber like material, he should survive the shock of the explosion." Weiss throughout.
"But the problem is the heat caused by it. Rubber isn't fireproof." Blake argued.
"So, he's still in danger, given the massive heat given off by the explosion can cause organ damage on a high enough level to be lethal." Everyone looked at Nora. "He's made of my ONE WEAKNESS! I can't hammer OR shock rubber." She explained.
Nami: Eh?
Buggy: Of course, it's also a test of your loyalty to me. Do it!
"So, there's still trust issues." Ren observed.
The cannon was moved to Luffy.
Nami: I don't see the need! You went through the trouble to throw a party, so let's just enjoy ourselves!
Buggy: Do it. This is how I party. *Hands her matches*
"... Darn it." Ruby sulked. "Again with the cruelty."
"Shoot, now she has to lite or or she'll be killed to." Jaune said.
'She's avoiding. So she has some level of decency.' Blake thought.
Crew: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! *Keeps chanting*
Nami's thoughts: If I don't do it, he'll kill me … but if I do, I'll be no different from these pirates!
Half time
"So, she doesn't want to become what she hates." Pyrrha said.
"Let's take a break." Ruby said, as they all went to the bathroom and refilled on supplies.
They came back and pressed play.
Half time
Buggy: All right! Flashily light 'er up!
The Crew is still chanting as Nami hesitates.
Buggy: Nami! Don't be a wet blanket!
"She's being herself, jerk." Ruby muttered.
Luffy: What's wrong? Your hands are shaking.
Weiss raises an eyebrow. "Observant for once."
Luffy: This is what happens when you go up against pirates without having determination.
"Luffy, like the heart, but this is not the time to be worrying about your TRIGGER PULLER!" Yang screamed.
Nami: What determination? The determination to kill people without hesitation? Is that what is means to be a pirate?
"Not the smartest of lessons, but an important one." They turned to Ren. "Not all enemies will be grimm." They slowly backed from Ren.
Luffy: No! *Smiles* The determination to put your own life on the line!
Eyes widened. "That's something DEFINITELY needed for a hunter." They nod.
"Strangely philosophical moment we're seeing." Weiss commented.
Another pirate grabs the matches.
Another Pirate: Hey, new chick! Quit bein' a tease! *Proceeds to light match* This is how you light it!
"On no! Nami wasn't doing it, but this guy will!" Yang shouted.
"Hurry up Zoro." Ruby said with hope.
Time slows down as Nami pulls three sticks out of her skirt. One of them spins in mid air as she connects it to the ones in her hands. She then wacks the pirate in the face, knocking him out.
"Yeah!" nora chered. "She's on the good side."
"Cool weapon!" Ruby said with sparkles in her eyes. Jaune agreed, thinking of something for his sword.
"So, she went through with it. Now it's a matter of getting out of there." Weiss said.
Luffy: What the-?! What the-?!
Nami: Crap! I didn't mean to-
"You meant to do something." Blake said blankly.
Buggy: Nami! What is the meaning of this?!
"She's rebelling against you." Pyrrha nodded.
Nami: I'm sorry!
Buggy/RWBY: What?! Apologizing won't fix things!
Luffy: Huh? Now you're saving me?
"I mean, I think she is. I'm so confused." Jaune sighed.
Nami: Don't be stupid!
"Imposible." Weiss quipped, causing Yang to gain a slow smile.
"Your first good joke … I always knew this day would come." Yang wiped a tear.
"Overreacting much?" Ren asked.
Nami: I only did it because of the situation! I just didn't want to wind up like these inhuman pirates!
Luffy: Oh, the situation!
"Oh don't go all ice queen on us." Nora said.
"I'M NOT AN ICE QUEEN!" Weiss complained.
"She never said your name." Yang smirked.
Weiss frowned. 'One day. One FUCKING day.' She thought maliciously.
Nami: Pirates took the life of a person dear to me! As if I'd ever be one!
"So she lost someone." Ruby said sadly. "That explains a lot."
'That's some information to be noted.' Ren thought, Blake already on it, writing in a notebook she got during the brake.
Luffy: Oh, so that's why … Huh? It's lit!
"Dang it, he must have lit it before she knocked him out." Blake stated.
Buggy: Keep your ridicule to a minimum, girl! Kill her flashily!
The men jump forward, screaming 'Yahoo!'.
"Dang it, now she has to pick." Pyrrha said.
"Save herself … or save Luffy." Jaune understood.
"Where the heck is Zoro!?" Yang screamed.
The pirates came close. Nami tried to swing at their feet, but they jumped and swung their swords.(My god that feels dirtier than it is). Nami blocks their attacks, and runs under the pirates to the fuse.
"Nice improvisation and tactics." Blake observed, remembering some moves.
Luffy: Water! Water! Water! Water!
The fuse starts to get really close as Nami runs.
Luffy: Not good!
"Cutting it close." Ruby said worriedly.
Nami grabs the fuse, her hands steaming as she screams.
Luffy: You're …
The group flinched. "That's gotta sting." Yang says, having experience with fire.
"I had some fire dust test, not good times." Weiss remembers.
After a few tense seconds, the fuse goes out.
Luffy: Behind you!
Behind Nami, the pirates yell 'Die flashily!'
"Oh no, she dropped her weapon." Ruby noticed.
"Seriously Zoro, where are-" Yang was interrupted by what happened next.
A crash is heard, Nami is shown to be ok as Zoro's back is shown. The screen shows him pushing back the pirates with his scabbard.
Zoro: Hey now … How many of you are taking on one girl at once?
Luffy/Ruby, Jaune, and Nora: Zoro!
"Well, there's my question answered." Yang deadpanned.
"The tables are starting to turn." Pyrrha said optimistically.
"Unless the force choke can get to him."
Weiss facepalmed at Ruby's and Jaune's stupidity.
Zoro: You hurt?
Nami looks at him confused.
Zoro: Are you hurt?
Nami: N-No, I'm fine …
Luffy: Whew, what a relief! How'd you find us? Hurry and get me outta here!
"He's gotta fight first." Ren said.
Zoro: What do you keep playing around for? First some bird runs off with you, and now you're inside a cage?
Luffy/ Ruby, Yang, and JNPR: It's pretty interesting, actually.
Pirate A: "Zoro"?
Pirate B: T-That's what he just called him, right?
Nami's thoughts: The crew member he mentioned … was Pirate Hunter Zoro?
"The one and only." Ruby said with a smile.
Nami's thoughts: What's going on?!
Buggy: So you're Zoro? What do you want? Are you here to take my head or something?
Zoro: Nope. Not interested. I gave up pirate-hunting.
Buggy: I'm interested, though! Killing you will increase my name.
Zoro/ RWBY: I wouldn't try it. You'll die.
"Is he really that good?" Jaune asked.
"Let me put it this way, Blake had trouble seeing his movements." Yang let that set for a bit.
"The clown is going to die." Nora said simply.
Buggy: Oh? That so?
Zoro/ Bumblebee: *Sigh* Guess words aren't enough for you …
Pirate C: -Get 'im, Captain!
Crew: -Captain Buggy! *Chants Buggy*
Buggy licks his knife, and Zoro preps his Santoryu.
"The fight begins, sword vs fruit … I feel that's more epic than it should be." Ruby deadpans herself.
There's a stand down before Buggy charges at Zoro. Buggy jumps
Buggy: Die flashily!
Zoro's shadow is shown cutting Buggy into pieces. Buggy is shown cut up as he hits the ground.
Ruby covers her mouth as the rest are wide eyes. "That was freaking brutal." Jaune said, before he went to puke. Others joined, before coming back.
Blake was staring at the screen. "You noticed to?" Ren asked.
"Yeah, there's no blood. It's just stumps." She replies.
"It could be animation issues, or censoring." Pyrrha rationalizes.
"This show, despite its protagonist, brings up corruption, piracy, and cursing. I don't think they would censor someone cut up." Weiss counters.
Zoro narrows his eyes at the corpse.
Zoro: He had no resistance to him at all …
Luffy: Whoa! He's weak!
"No, I ran low on aura during training once." Weiss explains. "There should be some resistance when it comes to cutting."
"Then why was it so easy." Ruby asks, still pale.
Nami: No way …
Suddenly, the crew starts to chuckle and laugh.
Luffy/ Ruby, Jaune, and Nora: What's with them!/?
"Their leader died, and they treat it like a joke." She screams.
Nami: H-Huh? Their captain's been killed … But they're laughing!
Zoro: Hey! What's so damn funny?!
Behind him, Buggy get's up.
Eyes widen in shock. "What the heck!" Weiss screams.
"He's supposed to be cut up! Unless … he's a zombie!" Jaune screams. No one can argue against him.
Zoro's eyes widen, a stabbing sound is heard, and the screen lowers to show a knife in his gut. Blood coming out of the wound, he fell on his knees.
Luffy/ Gang: Zoro!
"No no no no." Ruby mutters.
Nami/ Weiss: What's that arm?!
Zoro: What … the hell?!
Buggy: The Chop-Chop Fruit … That's the name of the Devil Fruit I ate!
Buggy is shown reattaching himself.
'Chop-Chop?' Blake thought before it hit her. 'Then that means.'
Buggy/ Pyrrha: He's/I'm a Chop-Chop person who can't be cut!
"So swords are useless, and Luffy's caged up. Things aren't looking good." Weiss says. "At least I have an explanation of than force choke." She tried to lighten the mood … it didn't work.
Nami: His body reattached itself! I thought the Devil Fruits were only a rumor!
"Nope, just rare." Nora said, worry in her voice.
Luffy: A chop-chop guy?! You mean he's a monster?!
The screen points at luffy, saying 'Rubber Person'.
"Even I was about to state hypocrite at that." Yang says.
Buggy: I didn't hit any vital spots, but that's a pretty serious wound! I win!
Pirate D: You're too much, Captain! *Chants name*
"Too much of something all right." Jaune says with a hint of anger.
Nami's thoughts: Crap! The tables have turned! If we don't do something quick, me and these two guys are dead!
'What can they do?' Pyrrha thought over.
Zoro: That one hurt a bit …
"A knife through the stomach is a LOT more than a bit!" Nora yelled.
The crowd is still cheering for their captain.
Luffy: Stabbing him from behind is unfair, Big Nose!
Dead silence follows.
…. Laughter broke out. "I know I should berate him for stupidity, but that was just cathartic!" Weiss chucked.
"Pirates may be unfair, but they're not untouchable." Yang laughs.
Nami's thoughts: Y-You idiot! Don't call him that!
The crew is frozen.
Buggy: Who's… got a big nose?!
He threw the knife at the straw hat boy.
Zoro/ Teams: Luffy!
"We just got Zoro stabbed, we don't need another." Jaune said.
Luffy: Buggy!
It's shown Luffy is holding the knife between his teeth.
Luffy: I will kick your ass! *Bites knife in half*
"I don't know what to be more impressed by. The sill it takes to catch a knife like that, or the strength it takes to break it with your teeth." Ruby says with awe.
Buggy: *Laughs* Kick my ass? You're a real riot! All three of you are gonna die here, you know! How should I have my ass kicked in this situation?!
Nami: *Looks around* It's no use … It's all over…
"No, never give up hope." Ruby said, rejecting the notion.
Luffy: I refuse to die! Run! Zoro!
Zoro/ Teams: What?
Nami/ Yang: Wait! He came here to save you! What're you gonna do?!
"He doesn't have a plan, could he worried for his friends more?" Ren thought out loud.
Zoro looks at Luffy's smile before grinning.
Zoro: Understood.
"What makes sense?" Nora asks.
"It's a look. Something that can just be translated on a team when two people need something important in a life or death. Not being in that situation, I can't translate." Blake says, recalling experiences with Adam.
Nami's thoughts: Nothing makes sense anymore! THis is why I hate pirates! *Tilts over*
"I feel you sister." Weiss said with genuine sympathy.
Buggy: Impudent fool! As if I'd let you escape!
He starts trading blows with Zoro, before the Pirate hunter cuts him in half. Zoro jumps away as Buggy restores himself.
"He got distance, he needs it." Pyrrha observes.
Buggy: Fool! Your Three-Sword Style has no effect on-Hey! Listen when people are talking!
'Where's he heading? He can't go anywhere.' Ren thought.
Zoro gets under the barrel of the cannon as he pushes up.
Yangs eyes widen. "GO! GO! GO!" She cheers, realising what he's doing.
"No way, is he …"Pyrrha trails off, understanding to.
"What? What's he doing?" Ruby asks in curiosity.
With a last burst of effort, the cannon is flipped. Zoro tries to catch his breath.
More eyes widen as they understand.
"Yes! Now they have firepower!" Ruby cheers.
"Hope Nami still has the matches." Weiss states.
"Light it! Light it!" Nora and Yang cheer.
'Clever tatic.' Blake thinks to herself. 'Turning own force against them.'
Buggy: Oh, crap! The cannon's pointed this way!
Zoro: -Hey! Light it!
Nami: -Eh?!
Zoro/ RWBY and Jaune: -Hurry!
Nami: R-right!
Buggy: Wait, wait, wait! There's still a Special Buggy Ball in there!
"We know." Weiss says with a malicious grin.
"We just don't care." Yang says on the same wavelength.
The fuse is lit.
Buggy: You lit it! Wait! No! Stop! Stop!
A massive explosion goes off, as the words 'TO BE CONTINUED' are on the screen.
"Cliffhanger!" Nora pouts.
"It's late guys, we do need to head to bed for class tomorrow." Jaune says.
"Alright, goodnight guys." Ruby says, as the teams head to their respective beds.
Roman waited in his jail cell, waiting for the day he could bust out … and it was boring as FUCK! He told Emerald to sneak him some cards into his cell for solitaire, but NO, she had to go get MAKEUP for Cinder. Even the food was too bland to do any fun with. 'I'm gonna drive myself crazy with counting the seconds in here.' He thought
"Unless we're all crazy from the start." A distorted voice said.
"Don't get philosophical with me-" His eyes widened. "Oh Oum, I am going crazy."
"Relax, it's just me." He looked around his cell, the voice seemingly coming from everywhere.
"I don't see anyone!"
"Woops, one second." The voice spoke out. Roman would admit to seeing a lot of weird shit in his time, Salem being one of the bigger ones. He would think he was prepared for anything … he was wrong.
A spiral of colors swirled into the form of a single figure. It was humanoid, but looking at it was likely to give someone a seizure. Luckily, Neo made him imune. 'Thank Oum for those raves.' The face had one white eye and one black.
"There we go, getting used to that keyboard. Greetings Roman, you may call me Mighty." He waved … Roman was trying to process this.
"What the hell am I looking at?" He asked.
"You want the brutal answer or the sugarcoated answer." The being replied.
Roman scoffed. "Please, I work for the devil, give me your worst."
"Very well, your universe was put up for adoption." … well THAT needed context! "Your universe couldn't be kept by your previous creator for … reasons."
Roman raised an eyebrow. "What kind of reasons?"
"Not important, what is important is that i'm your new god." Mighty says. "I 'adopted' your universe, so i'm the new one keeping it company."
"And your telling a great crook such as myself because?" Roman motions his hands to continue.
"Well as it turns out, I don't have enough followers in my religion, learned that from a gun incident. Therefore, I have low energy." The being states. "I can't really manipulate the sto-WORLD, from the outside." The god corrects himself. "Therefore, I need an … is apostel a phrase here?" Might asks.
"Close enough, what's in it for me?" Roman asks. He may be confused as fuck, but he knows he can get some compensation from this.
"For starters, breaking you out." Already very tempting to Roman. " And i'll give you the power to steal anything, and enough strength to rival Salem." Roman's eyes widened, but he regained his composure fast.
"You make a tempting offer … what do I have to do?" He asks.
"First is follow orders when I need them. Don't worry, I promise I won't abuse this, I'll get two more after you. Also, you may not interfere with these people." Mighty gave the thief a list with pictures.
"... Red might be an issue … along with Cinder … but i'll 'try'." Roman used air quotations on the last part.
"Close enough." The paper flew into the god's hand, as he crumpled it. The paper turned into technicolored flames. "Deal?" He held out his flaming hand.
"... Deal." As soon as they shook, they both disappeared from the cell.
That's right! Roman is my 1st Apostel. I'm offering a special future info to anyone who can guess the other 2. Later! *Bullets* Oh shit! You found me!