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Chapter 1:

Maka's hand reached for the door knob, opening the door slowly. "You're the babysitter right?" Her eyes looked up at the tall, scrawny man at the door. Asura nodded almost taking a step in before Maka stopped him. "I have to tell you that there's a semi symmetrical Kid in time out, so whatever you do don't tell him he was supposed to be out of there seventeen minutes ago."

Asura walked into the house, and looked at Kid who was sitting in the corner. "That young bastard looks like he's emo."

Maka shut the door then ran to her room to go get her dictionary, and looked up the word bastard. "So Kishin, a bastard is something offensive that describes an obnoxious or despicable person?" She walked to where Asura was, and tilted her head. "A bastard sounds more like my Dad not Kid."

Kid looked over at the Kishin, glaring with so much hatred that Asura would be dead if glares could kill. "My Dad said that a bastard is more like you, because you're obnoxious and despicable."

"Takes one to know one."

"I'm telling my Dad!"

"Oh cry me a fu-"

"Maka Chop!" Maka slammed her dictionary on Asura's head. "Don't yell at Kid!" She stormed over to sit down next to Kid. "Come on Kid lets get ready for bed! Since you were a good boy during your time out I'll let you sleep with me!"

Kid grinned, and gave Maka another hug. "I get to sleep with Maka before Soul or BlackStar!"

Asura weakly looked at Maka. "If Kid gets to sleep with you, and those two other guys will eventually sleep with you can I sleep with you?" He gave her his best puppy dog face.

"Nope my Dad said sleeping with older guys is a big no no." Maka formed an X with her arms.

"Besides I'm great in bed!" Kid stuck his tongue out at Asura.

"Yea Kid is great in bed!We always tell stories to each other, and he's like a human pillow!" Maka smiled, not knowing what Kid had meant.

"But I'm way better in bed!"

"Then how are you great in bed?"

"Well if you let me sleep with you I could show you."

"Maka Chop!" Maka once again slammed the book down on the Kishin's head, she glared at Asura. "I maybe innocent but I know a pervert when I see one." She walked away to the bathroom, the young shinigami trotting behing her.

"Fine I won't sleep with you!" Asura began rubbing his head. "I don't know whats worse the bag I was sealed in, or these kids." He mumbled." I'm going to woop their parents asses for tricking me into to watching them."

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