FIRST FIGHT
Period 2
*The opening bell rings at Capcom Junior High school. All the students begin rushing to get to their next class. Guy walks in the doors with a frustrated look on his face.*
Guy-Late again, thanks to that idiot. Im just going to start walking by myself to school so I can get here early.
*Cody comes bouncing in through the doors. He is tied up in bubble wrap.*
Guy-But if I didn't walk with him, I don't think he could survive the trip here. Although he did get hit by a delivery truck going 60 miles an hour and LIVED.
*Guy looks over at Cody who just gives him a stupid grin.*
Guy-Cody, how in the hell did you get tied up in bubble wrap?!
Cody-Well while I was tieing my shoes this morning, I saw some bubble wrap, and you know how addicted I am to popping the bubbles on the bubble wrap! So I tied my shoes with one hand and popped the bubble wrap with the other!
Guy-And how did you get all tied up?
Cody-Well every person knows that you HAVE to tie your shoes with both hands, so I tried to pop bubble wrap and tie at the same time. Instead I ended up tieing myself up!
Guy-HOW?! Were you spinning around in circles while tieing and popping? And how the hell did you get such a big sheet of bubble wrap? That is an insane size for bubble wrap!
Cody-Yep! Imported from Cuba!
Guy-And how did you pull that off?? There is no trade with Cuba whatsoever in America!!
Cody-Hey, weren't you born in Japan?
Guy-Hey! Im asking the questions!
Cody-Shouldn't you be wearing a sailor suit for a school uniform or something?
Guy-That is the FEMALE uniform! Besides, my parents moved here shortly after I was born.
Cody-So your an alien.
Guy-An IMMIGRANT Cody.
Cody-Your ignorant?
Guy-Speak for yourself.
*Suddenly, Guy is pushed over by Damnd who just happened to be walking by.*
Damnd-Eyahahaha! Out of my way fools! Im on my way to Home Economics! We're bakin' a CAKE today!
*As Damnd runs down the hall laughing, Guy tries to get back up but is knocked back over by Abigail.*
Abigail-NO LITTLE PUNK IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY PASTRY!!!!
*Abigail runs off in the direction Damnd went. Guy stays laying on the floor.*
Cody-You need any help?
Guy-No......I think I'm just gonna lay here for a little bit.....
Cody-Suit yourself! Im off to class!
Guy-Hey! That was SARCASM! I would like a hand please!
*Cody is already halfway down the hall at unbelievable speed. Guy gets to his feet.*
*In Mrs. Roxy's Home Economics class, all the children are in their desks waiting to bake their cakes.*
Roxy-Like, today we have a new student, so please welcome Mr. Dan Hibiki.
*Dan comes rolling into the classroom, flexing his arms like he had muscles.*
Dan-Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Damnd-He's wierd, I DONT LIKE HIM!
*Damnd throws a big wad of dough at Dan, hitting him right in the head.*
Dan-Ow man! That really hurt! Don't make me taunt you!
*Abigail then stands up and screams, Dan gets really frightened and runs out of the classroom.*
*Guy is walking down the hallway to his next class. He see's Dan running in his direction.*
Dan-HEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!!! Everyone in Home Economics is trying to kill me!!
Guy-Welcome to Capcom Junior High.....
*Dan runs past Guy. Suddenly, Adon comes down from the ceiling and yells in Dan's face. Dan screams and takes off in the other direction even faster. Adon chases him.*
Guy-So that's where Adon was. We all thought he was missing....
*Suddenly, the old Nintendo Mega Man sprite runs past Guy for no apparent reason.*
*It is now P.E., the football team and their coach, Rolento, are doing their exercises. Rolento just rolls back and forth yelling out orders.*
Cody-*breathing heavily* Dude......these exercises are killer.....
Guy-We aren't even doing anything yet Cody.
Cody-I know, but walking out here really took it out of me.
Guy-Your pathetic.....
Rolento-QUIET PEONS!!! We do exercise now!
*The students groan and prepare for the onslaught.*
Rolento-Touch your toes!
*The students begin to reach down and touch their toes with their hands.*
Rolento-NOT YOUR HANDS!!! With your tongue!
Cody-Huh?!
Guy-Is that even humanly possible??
Sodom-I heard they do it in Africa.
Guy-Shut up Sodom, we didn't ask you!
Sodom-Don't tell me to shut up!
Damnd-Shut up Sodom!
Sodom-Yes boss.
Damnd-IM NOT YOUR BOSS!!! YOUR NOT EVEN A MEMBER OF MY GANG!!! Saying that you are a member of my gang is a disgrace! A sin I tell ya!
Rolento-You can't touch your toes with your tongue?!? Watch me!
*Rolento's sticks out an insanely long tongue from his mouth and touches his toes. All the students eyes widen.*
Cody-Did I just see what I think I saw?
Guy-I think so...
Damnd-Awww man, Im gonna puke now...
Rolento-Sodom! I put a grenade in your mouth!
*Rolento rolls over to Sodom and sticks a grenade in his mouth, pulling the pin in the process.*
Sodom-MMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFMMMMMFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
*Sodom runs around in circles, waving his arms around frantically.*
Guy-Why doesn't he just spit it out?
Cody-HEY SODOM!!! SPIT IT-------
*Too late, the grenade explodes. Sodom flies up in the air and then hits the ground.*
Damnd-Eyahahaha!
Guy-Damnd, he could be dead.
Damnd-I know. Eyahahaha!
*Suddenly, Sodom sits up.*
Sodom-It seems my samurai helmet protected me from the blast. Im saved!
Damnd-Ah crap.
*Damnd kicks Sodom and walks off. Rolento suddenly bonks Guy over the head for no reason.*
Guy-Hey! What was that for?!
Rolento-Running gag.
*Rolento rolls back into the direction of the school building. All the students proceed in the same direction.*
Sodom-Hey guys, anyone wanna help me up?...........guys? Hey!
*Edi-E comes running out of nowhere.*
Edi-E-WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT LAYING DOWN ON THE FIELD?!?!
Sodom-Wait!
*Edi-E begins to beat Sodom brutally with his nightstick. Haggar comes running out of the building to stop him.*
*It is now last period. Cody and Guy are both in English, along with some other familiar Capcom characters. The teacher, Bred, is asleep.*
Cody-Uhhhhhh, so what do we do?
Guy-Nothing I guess.
Cody-BUT I CAN'T DO NOTHING AND LIVE!!!!
Guy-That was a double negative you moron, and we are in English where you are supposed to learn to use correct grammar.
Cody-Why are we in English if we already speak it?
Guy-You never listen to me do you?
Adon-I DON'T LIKE MY HAIR!!!!!!!
*Guy jumps in his seat.*
Guy-Adon? How did you get in here?
Adon-I LOOK LIKE A PARAKEET!!!!
Strider Hiryu-Mmmmmffffmmmmfffffffmmmmmffffffffffffffffffffff.....
Cody-Pull the scarf down.
*Strider pulls it down.*
Strider Hiryu-Thank you. I said you don't look like a Parakeet. More like an insane ferret.
ADON-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOW I LOOK LIKE A FERRET!!!
Ryu-I don't think you look like a ferret.
Cody-Since when did your opinion count smart boy?
*Ryu lowers his head sadly.*
Ryu-Never.......
*The phone in the classroom suddenly rings. Bred wakes up and answers it.*
Bred-Hello? Oh..........okay I will. Bye.
*Bred hangs up the phone.*
Bred-Parakeet boy, your parents are here to take you to your haircut appointment.
ADON-FINALLY!!! NO MORE PARAKEET HAIR!!!
*Adon runs out of the classroom laughing happily.*
Ryu-He seems happy to have his new "do".
Strider-Do?
Chris Redfield-Do?
Cammy-Do?
Mega Man-*very pixelated old Nintendo noise* Do?
Cody-Dude, nobody uses the word "do" anymore! Get out of my sight!
Guy-Shut up Cody.
*Classes are finally over. Cody and Guy are walking home from school. They look across the street and see Damnd and Abigail running home with cakes.*
Damnd-Cakes are so cool! I made an awesome one!
Abigail-Mine is better!
Damnd-No it's not! Mine had pink icing!
Abigail-Pink?
Damnd-Uhhhhh, I mean SKY RED!
Abigail-There isn't a sky red color!
Damnd-Yeah there is!
*As they continue to argue, Guy just groans and continues to walk towards his house.*
Cody-Well, the end of another interesting day.
Guy-Very.....
Cody-Wanna race to my house??
Guy-Im not going to your house.
*Cody has already taken off.*
Cody-Im already way ahead of you man! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Guy shakes his head and walks in a different direction. He see's Dan hiding in a tree.*
Dan-Hey! You wanna protect me on my way home?
Guy-No.
*Guy walks away from a shakey Dan, who continues to hide in the tree.*
**MORE TO COME:What will happen tomorrow? What will Adon's new haircut look like? Your horrid Junior High experiences will keep coming back to you in humorous ways!**
Period 2
*The opening bell rings at Capcom Junior High school. All the students begin rushing to get to their next class. Guy walks in the doors with a frustrated look on his face.*
Guy-Late again, thanks to that idiot. Im just going to start walking by myself to school so I can get here early.
*Cody comes bouncing in through the doors. He is tied up in bubble wrap.*
Guy-But if I didn't walk with him, I don't think he could survive the trip here. Although he did get hit by a delivery truck going 60 miles an hour and LIVED.
*Guy looks over at Cody who just gives him a stupid grin.*
Guy-Cody, how in the hell did you get tied up in bubble wrap?!
Cody-Well while I was tieing my shoes this morning, I saw some bubble wrap, and you know how addicted I am to popping the bubbles on the bubble wrap! So I tied my shoes with one hand and popped the bubble wrap with the other!
Guy-And how did you get all tied up?
Cody-Well every person knows that you HAVE to tie your shoes with both hands, so I tried to pop bubble wrap and tie at the same time. Instead I ended up tieing myself up!
Guy-HOW?! Were you spinning around in circles while tieing and popping? And how the hell did you get such a big sheet of bubble wrap? That is an insane size for bubble wrap!
Cody-Yep! Imported from Cuba!
Guy-And how did you pull that off?? There is no trade with Cuba whatsoever in America!!
Cody-Hey, weren't you born in Japan?
Guy-Hey! Im asking the questions!
Cody-Shouldn't you be wearing a sailor suit for a school uniform or something?
Guy-That is the FEMALE uniform! Besides, my parents moved here shortly after I was born.
Cody-So your an alien.
Guy-An IMMIGRANT Cody.
Cody-Your ignorant?
Guy-Speak for yourself.
*Suddenly, Guy is pushed over by Damnd who just happened to be walking by.*
Damnd-Eyahahaha! Out of my way fools! Im on my way to Home Economics! We're bakin' a CAKE today!
*As Damnd runs down the hall laughing, Guy tries to get back up but is knocked back over by Abigail.*
Abigail-NO LITTLE PUNK IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY PASTRY!!!!
*Abigail runs off in the direction Damnd went. Guy stays laying on the floor.*
Cody-You need any help?
Guy-No......I think I'm just gonna lay here for a little bit.....
Cody-Suit yourself! Im off to class!
Guy-Hey! That was SARCASM! I would like a hand please!
*Cody is already halfway down the hall at unbelievable speed. Guy gets to his feet.*
*In Mrs. Roxy's Home Economics class, all the children are in their desks waiting to bake their cakes.*
Roxy-Like, today we have a new student, so please welcome Mr. Dan Hibiki.
*Dan comes rolling into the classroom, flexing his arms like he had muscles.*
Dan-Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Damnd-He's wierd, I DONT LIKE HIM!
*Damnd throws a big wad of dough at Dan, hitting him right in the head.*
Dan-Ow man! That really hurt! Don't make me taunt you!
*Abigail then stands up and screams, Dan gets really frightened and runs out of the classroom.*
*Guy is walking down the hallway to his next class. He see's Dan running in his direction.*
Dan-HEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!!! Everyone in Home Economics is trying to kill me!!
Guy-Welcome to Capcom Junior High.....
*Dan runs past Guy. Suddenly, Adon comes down from the ceiling and yells in Dan's face. Dan screams and takes off in the other direction even faster. Adon chases him.*
Guy-So that's where Adon was. We all thought he was missing....
*Suddenly, the old Nintendo Mega Man sprite runs past Guy for no apparent reason.*
*It is now P.E., the football team and their coach, Rolento, are doing their exercises. Rolento just rolls back and forth yelling out orders.*
Cody-*breathing heavily* Dude......these exercises are killer.....
Guy-We aren't even doing anything yet Cody.
Cody-I know, but walking out here really took it out of me.
Guy-Your pathetic.....
Rolento-QUIET PEONS!!! We do exercise now!
*The students groan and prepare for the onslaught.*
Rolento-Touch your toes!
*The students begin to reach down and touch their toes with their hands.*
Rolento-NOT YOUR HANDS!!! With your tongue!
Cody-Huh?!
Guy-Is that even humanly possible??
Sodom-I heard they do it in Africa.
Guy-Shut up Sodom, we didn't ask you!
Sodom-Don't tell me to shut up!
Damnd-Shut up Sodom!
Sodom-Yes boss.
Damnd-IM NOT YOUR BOSS!!! YOUR NOT EVEN A MEMBER OF MY GANG!!! Saying that you are a member of my gang is a disgrace! A sin I tell ya!
Rolento-You can't touch your toes with your tongue?!? Watch me!
*Rolento's sticks out an insanely long tongue from his mouth and touches his toes. All the students eyes widen.*
Cody-Did I just see what I think I saw?
Guy-I think so...
Damnd-Awww man, Im gonna puke now...
Rolento-Sodom! I put a grenade in your mouth!
*Rolento rolls over to Sodom and sticks a grenade in his mouth, pulling the pin in the process.*
Sodom-MMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFMMMMMFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
*Sodom runs around in circles, waving his arms around frantically.*
Guy-Why doesn't he just spit it out?
Cody-HEY SODOM!!! SPIT IT-------
*Too late, the grenade explodes. Sodom flies up in the air and then hits the ground.*
Damnd-Eyahahaha!
Guy-Damnd, he could be dead.
Damnd-I know. Eyahahaha!
*Suddenly, Sodom sits up.*
Sodom-It seems my samurai helmet protected me from the blast. Im saved!
Damnd-Ah crap.
*Damnd kicks Sodom and walks off. Rolento suddenly bonks Guy over the head for no reason.*
Guy-Hey! What was that for?!
Rolento-Running gag.
*Rolento rolls back into the direction of the school building. All the students proceed in the same direction.*
Sodom-Hey guys, anyone wanna help me up?...........guys? Hey!
*Edi-E comes running out of nowhere.*
Edi-E-WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT LAYING DOWN ON THE FIELD?!?!
Sodom-Wait!
*Edi-E begins to beat Sodom brutally with his nightstick. Haggar comes running out of the building to stop him.*
*It is now last period. Cody and Guy are both in English, along with some other familiar Capcom characters. The teacher, Bred, is asleep.*
Cody-Uhhhhhh, so what do we do?
Guy-Nothing I guess.
Cody-BUT I CAN'T DO NOTHING AND LIVE!!!!
Guy-That was a double negative you moron, and we are in English where you are supposed to learn to use correct grammar.
Cody-Why are we in English if we already speak it?
Guy-You never listen to me do you?
Adon-I DON'T LIKE MY HAIR!!!!!!!
*Guy jumps in his seat.*
Guy-Adon? How did you get in here?
Adon-I LOOK LIKE A PARAKEET!!!!
Strider Hiryu-Mmmmmffffmmmmfffffffmmmmmffffffffffffffffffffff.....
Cody-Pull the scarf down.
*Strider pulls it down.*
Strider Hiryu-Thank you. I said you don't look like a Parakeet. More like an insane ferret.
ADON-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOW I LOOK LIKE A FERRET!!!
Ryu-I don't think you look like a ferret.
Cody-Since when did your opinion count smart boy?
*Ryu lowers his head sadly.*
Ryu-Never.......
*The phone in the classroom suddenly rings. Bred wakes up and answers it.*
Bred-Hello? Oh..........okay I will. Bye.
*Bred hangs up the phone.*
Bred-Parakeet boy, your parents are here to take you to your haircut appointment.
ADON-FINALLY!!! NO MORE PARAKEET HAIR!!!
*Adon runs out of the classroom laughing happily.*
Ryu-He seems happy to have his new "do".
Strider-Do?
Chris Redfield-Do?
Cammy-Do?
Mega Man-*very pixelated old Nintendo noise* Do?
Cody-Dude, nobody uses the word "do" anymore! Get out of my sight!
Guy-Shut up Cody.
*Classes are finally over. Cody and Guy are walking home from school. They look across the street and see Damnd and Abigail running home with cakes.*
Damnd-Cakes are so cool! I made an awesome one!
Abigail-Mine is better!
Damnd-No it's not! Mine had pink icing!
Abigail-Pink?
Damnd-Uhhhhh, I mean SKY RED!
Abigail-There isn't a sky red color!
Damnd-Yeah there is!
*As they continue to argue, Guy just groans and continues to walk towards his house.*
Cody-Well, the end of another interesting day.
Guy-Very.....
Cody-Wanna race to my house??
Guy-Im not going to your house.
*Cody has already taken off.*
Cody-Im already way ahead of you man! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Guy shakes his head and walks in a different direction. He see's Dan hiding in a tree.*
Dan-Hey! You wanna protect me on my way home?
Guy-No.
*Guy walks away from a shakey Dan, who continues to hide in the tree.*
**MORE TO COME:What will happen tomorrow? What will Adon's new haircut look like? Your horrid Junior High experiences will keep coming back to you in humorous ways!**