Bat Out Of Hell
Seriously, this isn't me trying to infringe on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight. This is me trying to chase my writer's block away. I just decided to share in the process.
Bat out of hell/Vampire out of Denali, same thing. I was running for my life or should I say virtue. That crazy bitch, Tanya, was after my precious vampire boy cherry.
"Oh, Eddiekins. You can run, but you can't hide."
"Leave me alone, you evil succubus!"
Her evil laughter followed me into the night all the way back to my father's car.
By the time I made it back to Carlisle's Mercedes. The only place I could go was home. Alice made sure of that. Home was the only place I would be safe from the greedy clutches of Tanya.
I was going to give that fairy freak sister of mine an ear full.
"Alice," I barked into my phone as I speed down the icy highway.
"Hey, asshole."
"How could you? Tanya tried to rape me!"
"Oh, Eddiekins. You are such a drama queen," she said with her best Tanya impersonation.
"This is not funny! That skank kneed my berries and nearly ripped my jeans off!"
"Good!" she shouted back.
"Excuse me. When did I go from being your favorite brother to public enemy number one? Why did you tell me it was safe to visit our cousins in Denali?"
"You made Mamma Esme cry," she replied indignantly before she hung up on me.
"Damn it!" Now the whole family would be out for blood. Ha! I'm cracking up. Seriously though. They would probably offer my cherry ass up to Tanya on a silver platter.