LH: Pardon me for this is my first crossover story. I'm used to writing with just one show/movie/book in mind.

Chapter 1: I don't think we're in Kansas Anymore

Harry Potter was bored. He as bored as Ron wasn't while he was playing Wizard Chess on Wiz Web on his new Brewberry Phone (courtesy of his now successful brothers) and as bored as Hermione was actually interested in Potions class.

"Mr. Potter," Professor Snape said in a droning voice, "What amalgamated potion is shown on the board?"

"Um….I…" Harry scanned the room to look for clues…all he could see was Hermione bouncing in her seat, desperately trying to get Snape's attention for she knew the answer.

RIIIINNGGGG!!!!

"Oh, would you look at the time!" Harry grinned as he got his stuff in one sweep of his arm and stood up from his desk.

As everyone left the room, Professor Snape frowned and said, "One day, Mr. Potter, your luck might run out."

"Your luck might run out Mr. Potter," Ron tried to mimic Snape as they went into Divination class.

"Ronald, you best stop," Hermione rolled her eyes as she parted ways with them. She didn't like Professor Trelawny's teaching (or the scatter-brained woman for that matter), thus she took another class while Harry and Ron went to the dark and dusty room everyday.

As soon as the two boys sat down, the frizzy haired professor went up to them with her huge, orb-like eyes and said, "Tell me what you see…."

"Umm…I see a woman with big eyes," Harry started to say as looked closer at the crystal ball, "And some green light. There are two people…a boy and a girl…and they're getting closer and closer. They look like they're coming this way…WATCH OUT!"

Harry, Ron, and Professor Trelawny all ducked as the orb started glowing a brighter green. Suddenly, two people were sent flying from the green light.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

"What the?" Ron looked at the two. Alex had crashlanded into Harry and Justin was dangling from one of the drapes.

"Hey, Toto," Alex smirked from where she landed, which was right into Harry's lap, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

Later…

"So, you're telling us that you guys are Wizards from America who got trapped in a book that has Harry's name on it?" Ron asked as he, Harry, Justin, and Alex walked down the halls of Hogwarts.

"That's right and it's all because," Justin said, looking really annoyed as he pointed a finger at his sister, "Of her."

"Hey, hey," Alex pushed Justin's hand down, "Don't be pointing the finger at me. Just because you wouldn't do my Spelling homework and I blackmailed you, doesn't mean that…"

"She's definitely supposed to be in Slytherin. Also…Americans are strange," Ron whispered to Harry, who just rolled his eyes.

"Well," Harry cleared his throat as he tried to change the subject, "We're off to Transfiguration class. We'll ask Professor McGonagall want to do there."

"First, we got to meet up with Hermione," Ron reminded Harry as they turned the corner to see a familiar brown haired girl standing at the corner.

As soon as Justin laid eyes on her, he could have sworn she was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen…her mocha tresses cascaded down in curls as her lips curved into a playful smirk.

"Harry. Ron. Who are these…" Hermione was about to ask when she saw Justin, standing there, smiling goofily at her. Oh, my gosh…he's so cute…

Alex felt like she was going to barf. She thought that it was bad when Justin fell for Juliet…now he was making googily eyes at some chick with no taste in style. (LH: Buh-burn. I like Hermione's style…but this is Alex we're talking about.)

"Hi," Justin waved awkwardly, "I'm Justin. I'm new here."

"Pleasure to meet you," Hermione extended her hand towards him, "I'm Hermione."

Justin took Hermione's hand and kissed it. "Au contraire. The pleasure is all mine."

Hermione giggled. Not only was he cute, he had manners!

"Au contraire, Harry," Ron said, mimicking Justin, "I think we're going to be late." Ron stomped on by between Justin and Hermione, who just looked at each other and at Ron with confusion.

Harry sighed. It was going to be a long day.

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