HAHA this is the REAL reason Renee left Charlie! Jasper's next.
Charlie POV
Everyone thinks Renee couldn't stand forks. That's not the truth.
Lucky me, I found a song by Brad Paisley that fits my story so perfectly, it scares me.
This is how it went down...
Well I love her...
But I love to fish.
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone...by noon
so I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lake shore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, another bite
Now there's a chance that if I hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that water's right
And the weather's perfect
No tellin' what I might
catch today!
so...I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lake shore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, another bite
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite...
How's that for ya? the truth has been revealed! Next comes asper with his take on the war... 8D