AIM Window By: JDLuvaSQEE

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Secret Window OR Mort Rainey (If I did, Mort would be sleeping on my couch right now). A/N: Mort's Conscience (Morton), Shooter, and Mort have found out about AIM (all three of the have laptops). Much hilarity ensues. Read to find out. Warning(s): obviously some bad language. Rating: K+ Genre: Humor

Key: SleepyCouchLuva(Mort) CountryBoy(Shooter) Psychedelic(Morton) underlined means that they have logged out.

Chapter 2 - Morphine

Psychedelic: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SleepyCouchLuva: …

CountryBoy: …

Psychedelic: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

SleepyCouchLuva & CountryBoy: WTF!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!??!?!??!!?

SleepyCouchLuva: Dude, what the HELL happened to you?

CountryBoy: Wot da HELL r u ON???

Psychedelic: MORPHINE, BABY!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! WOOO!!!!!

SleepyCouchLuva & CountryBoy: Holy SHIT!!!!!!!! Pause Brightens up WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT SHIT, MAN!?!?!?!?

Psychedelic: Mischievous Where do ya think?

CountryBoy has logged out.

SleepyCouchLuva: Can I have some???? Adorably irresistible pout PLZZ?????

Psychedelic: Sure! Gives Mort some morphine

SleepyCouchLuva: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT, MAN!!!!!!! THIS STUFF KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!

Psychedelic: HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SleepyCouchLuva has logged out.

Psychedelic has logged out.