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Chapter 2
Emmett once again started laughing. I sat back and let him calm down a little. When he could speak he started telling me of that day not too long ago...
"Okay, so when we went to school in Indiana," he paused when I gave him a weird look. "What?"
"Doesn't Indiana get sunny?" I asked.
"It depends on the year. Anyway, we were sitting in trig, listening to the teacher droning on and on. Suddenly, through the open window, flew a huge flock of geese. They were immediately attracted to Edward. They surrounded him, and he couldn't get away. The next few seconds cannot be described in words, but once the geese left, Edward was gone in five seconds flat. We left Indiana the next day. The funniest thing about the whole scene was that Edward is absolutely terrified of geese, something from his past life."
Once Emmett was done I was laughing with him. I laughed until I was out of breath. Then I laughed some more. "What's so funny?" Edward asked as he wrapped his arms around me. I shook my head and kept laughing. His being there only made it funnier. Edward looked confused but after a few seconds he was very angry. "EMMETT!"
Edward chased Emmett outside where I could see them fighting. I heard someone humming behind me so I turned around. There, in front of the T.V. was Jasper...Doing the chicken dance. He noticed me looking at him so he grabbed my arm and forced me to do the hokey-pokey with him. After a while I was actually enjoying doing the hokey-pokey. Stupid vampire gift making me enjoy this.
I stopped dancing when I heard a blood curling scream from the backyard. I looked to Jasper who just shrugged and started doing the Macarena. I shook my head and looked back outside. Edward was being chased by a flock of geese!!!!!!
I felt him run past me and slam the door to his room. The flock of geese entered the house followed by a laughing Emmett. The geese looked around, stared at me for a few moments, and then plopped right down like they owned the place. This was too much for me. I fell to the floor laughing.
An hour or two later when the rest of the Cullens came home, they found Edward barricaded in his room, mumbling under his breathe, Emmett reading a large book in Latin, Jasper playing duck-duck-goose with the geese, and me still laughing on the ground.
"What did we miss?" They asked in unison.
Hoped you liked it.
-Lovely Penguin