A/N: Sup home dizz-awgz? EoS here to say that thing are about to get all kinds of crazy up in here! Just read to find out. Sorry I didn't update sooner.

I don't own IZ, okay? cries quietly to self I do own the girl. YAY ME!!!

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"I see you obeyed my orders," the girl said, still fairly engulfed by shadow. "A very wise decision."

Zim was getting thoroughly creeped out, but nonetheless, he kept his composure as well as he could. He screamed, "Why did you call me here, filth-pig? Reveal your purpose to ZIM!"

"Why, for the same reason anyone would call an alien out to a dark alley," the girl responded with a slight giggle, not shaken in the least by Zim's outburst, "To capture it."

Zim opened his mouth to protest, but was instantly cut off.

"Oh, shut it." The girl said.

"You work for the Dib-human, don't you?" Zim said, fully confident with his deduction

"Hah," the girl scoffed, "That boy is an amateur. He underestimates your abilities, your intelligence. You have, after all, been well trained, militarily speaking."

Zim opened his mouth once more to question how she knew this but was once again cut off.

"I know everything about you, remember?" she said, as if already knowing what he was going to say. "Nevertheless, I reiterate that they all take you too lightly."

Zim was still keeping his cool in this seemingly hopeless situation. "Flattery will get you nowhere, stink-beast."

"Oh, really?"

With that, she pulled a small remote control looking object out of her pocket. She pushed the button and the trash cans in the alley shot out robotic tentacles, binding Zim where he stood in less than two seconds.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ZIM!?! LET ME GO!!!" Zim shrieked, terrified out of his wits.

"Why? I have you right where I want you. I can finally prove to them that I am not crazy." The girl said, pride twinkling in her eyes.

"Heh?" Zim was officially confused.

"Oh. That's right. You wouldn't know. I was once a member of a ring of paranormal investigators. I was the best of all of them. They got jealous, said that my methods were too extreme. I'll show them. I'll show them all!" she said, pulling a small syringe out of her coat.

"What? What are you going to do to Zim?" he said in a voice so nervous that he himself could barely believe that it was coming out of his mouth.

"Don't worry," the girl replied, slowly walking closer to Zim. "This is just a mild sedative. It's completely non-lethal to Irkens. And before you ask, I know everything about you and your kind, remember?"

The girl gently pushed the needle into Zim's exposed forehead and emptied the contents into his brain. With that, Zim fell into unconsciousness.