Here is chapter two! Thanks to all the people who faved or alerted this story! Got one review, so being this here is a chapter! There is going to be more than one pairing but JohnKat is going to be the main don't worry...speaking of what couples do you want to see? The ones mentioned in this chapter or others?..Hm might go with the ones hinted in this one. Also there is going to be GAMZEE X TAVROS that's going to stay surely throughout the story.

Karkat: THE FUCK IS THIS FLUFF?

Kyoya: ADMIT IT YOU WANT SOME HOT EGBERT ASS!

Karkat: FUCK YOU

Kyoya: Fuck him instead, -coughwe want to see thatcough-.

Karkat: -walks out and slams door-

Enjoy this chapter!

Disclaimer: Don't own anything but the plot.

CHAPTER 2-Madness in the Mall:


"PULL THE FUCK OVER GAMZEE! GOGDAMNIT YOU'RE GOING TO GET US- FLYING FUCK!" Gamzee flew off a speed bump and skidded across the road. Someone challenged Gamzee at a stop light and of course he took it and raced the human. He won, being the human was scared shitless by Gamzee's troll nature, but he still couldn't drive due to his attention span. He blamed it on the "Mother fucking lights that shine like miracles". Everyone was shaken except for Terezi who laughed in her manic way of fun, but showed no mercy about the law of the road and rambled on about some court nonsense. Poor Tavros having experienced Gamzee's lack of skills gripped onto his seat for life. Dave was so fear stricken; Karkat could have sworn that he was turning shades.

After what seemed to be a long drive of Karkat's yelling and Gamzee's reckless tactics, they arrived at the mall; it was adorned with Halloween lights and Décor. When the van stopped and parked, everyone fell out on solid ground, and started to walk towards the entrance. Dave was grateful for the ground and lay kissing it thanking the gods that he was alive before he followed the rest of the group.

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"This smells so good! I wonder what it tastes like..." The group stopped at the food court to have a snack before beginning the shopping spree. "TEREZI IM NOT FOOD!" Karkat shoved his hand in Terezi's face keeping her from licking him again. "This food is purrfect, and the toy that came with this meal is so cute!" Nepeta bought a happy meal with Tavros while the rest ordered from other restraunts like Noodle Shop, Subway, Sushi Express, Taco Bell, and Burger King. Karkat stared at the taco Gamzee ordered for him, it seemed to be a bell pepper mixed with other ingredients topped with hot sauce. "Mother fucking best friend, try it …. It's filled with miracles bro." Karkat eyed the table and found people staring at him to eat it. Dave was seated next to john across from Karkat with a smirk on his face. Vriska was seated further down next to Terezi, and Nepeta and Tavros were seated on either side of him across from the rest in the booth with Gamzee right next to him. Hating to be the center of attention he took a bite of the taco. "This isn't that bad…" He took another bite and looked up when Dave slid a cup of water in front of him with that smirk still on his face. "You will need this…"

Karkat suddenly burst out yelling and gulping down the water and soaking himself when he dumped it on his head to attempt to cool down. Dave fell out of his chair laughing while John tried to calm Karkat. Everyone else couldn't help but join Dave on the floor laughing it up. "YOU FUCKASS YOU KNEW IT."

Dave just got back in his chair when a Faygo slushie was thrown at his face knocking him back down on the floor. "AND STAY DOWN BITCH." Gamzee looked broken staring at his slushie while everyone broke into another fit of laughter. "Damn you- SERIOUSLY NOT COOL!" Dave ran his fingers through his hair to get the clumps of ice out. 'Karkat will pay, and he will regret messing with a Strider.' He thought as he went towards the bathroom to wash up, with John following behind him.

"That wath amaziing. KK thould have got a Happy Meal, he needth one." Everyone turned their heads to find Sollux with two shopping bags around his wrists. Nepeta chimed in before Karkat could throw an insult. "Sollux! What are you doing here?" She happily hugged her friend and looked up for his reply. "Edrian and Fef dragged me here and ii wath iinformed of a party..." Sollux glanced around the messy booth and stared at the taco in front of Karkat. He grinned when he saw the "Don't say a fucking word or I'll murder you with it" glare from him. Being feeling like a total ass, he went ahead and threw an insult making Karkat slip and fall on the ground where he threw the slushie.

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After they left the food court with a pissed off Dave and a pouting Karkat (not that Karkat would admit he was pouting), they decided to break off in groups and meet back in an hour. Sollux was paired with Dave and of course Eridan and Fef whenever they were found again. Karkat was paired with John and Nepeta, and Gamzee was with Tavros leaving Vriska with Terezi.

-With John and Karkat—

"This is fucking stupid…" Karkat leaned against a dressing room door refusing to try anything on. "Aw come on Karkat, it's just a costume…see?" John showed it to him and put it in his hands. "Try it on; here I will try one with you." Before Karkat could argue he was pushed into a dressing room with John closing the door behind them.

Karkat stared at the strange clothing before looking up at John, only regretting it. He was turned but the angled mirror in the room gave him a good view of his bare chest. Karkat fought to keep the blush down that slowly crept on his face. 'The fuck... can't think of something like that here!' Karkat snapped out of his thoughts as John called his name. "Aren't you going to try it on? Want help?" Karkat stumbled back against the wall as John reached for him. John was dressed as a magician and somehow got into the tights when Karkat was dazed. Karkat had to admit it looked good on him, his body showed off a slightly feminine figure he didn't notice before, but still very attractive. 'What the fuck am I thinking…?' He mentally kicked himself for that.

"You like what you see?" Karkat stumbled over his words being he was caught staring…. "W-what the hell Egbert?" "Do you like the costume, what did you think I said?" Karkat forced himself to look away to hide his ever growing blush. "Karkat are you feeling well, you seem to be having a fever." John reached for Karkat's face making Karkat's blush worsen…what John didn't notice was that by his hand on Karkat's face, the troll slowly leaned in to the touch…Karkat was about to say something only to be interrupted by Nepeta's shrill.

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-With Sollux and Dave—

"How's this bro?" Dave spun around in the mirror and stopped halfway for Sollux to see. He had tried not to stare but it looked so fitting it was hard not to. Dave was dressed in loose pants but hugged his lower waist tightly. The pants were black with blood splatter, adoring a belt lined with a gold chain and music notes hanging from it. For his shirt he wore a tight ripped white and red striped, smeared with blood stains. "Killer DJ?" Sollux picked up the costume's bag and read the label. "Yup, what are you going to be, a bee?" Sollux "humph" and threw the bag at him.

The aisle next to them there was a sigh that wasn't noticed by the teens. Eridan had his back against the shelf and turned to face Fef in one of her costumes. She wore an elegant pink and blue dress with pearls lined on the lace that hugged her waist. In her hair was a crown made of shells, she looked stunning he had to admit. "So?" Eridan clapped his hands together and showed his approvement. "It is wwonderful, Fef! Are you going to buy a wwig to match?" She held up an aqua wig with pink highlights, glitter was reflected in the light. "Already got it picked out, speaking of; you should pick yours out instead of day dreaming." She walked off to pay for her things before he could answer.

Eridan sighed and scanned the costume racks again. 'Something that is stunning, to catch Sollux's eye…' His gaze landed on a certain vampire outfit. It had a cape which he could have no problem with since he loved to wear them; it also had a purple vest and white shirt. The pants seemed to be snug, just enough to get a certain troll's attention. The belt was a silver chain that hung loosely. 'Perfect' he thought as he hurriedly joined Fef at the register.

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Everyone met back at the meeting spot which was the fountain in the middle of the mall. Gamzee showed off his costume, it was a clown outfit and he bought an rainbow afro to match. Tavros bought a lion's outfit. He thought it would give him courage which Gamzee proudly agreed. Vriska and Terezi bought witch outfits only Vriska's where stripped stockings with a long hat and Terezi's was plain stockings with torn edges and a spider web hat. Someone was missing, more like John, Karkat and Nepeta. Vriska volunteered to go after them while the others waited.

-Back with Karkat, John, and Nepeta—

Karkat and John rushed out to find a very excited Nepeta. She picked out a fluffy neko outfit with matching collar and mouse. The fur was a light grey and felt soft to the touch. Karkat was kind of glad they rushed out of the dressing room; he didn't want to be so close to the other boy right at the moment. Karkat took this moment to sneak around and find an outfit. He stared at a particular outfit. It was a Devilish outfit where the shirt was half way to the torso and ripped to reveal the skin like something had clawed it. The pants matched the outfit which was black and red, having the same claw marks on the knees and inner thighs. The crimson blood that dripped on the edges made it perfect. He quickly grabbed it and checked out before John could notice.

Meanwhile Vriska was secretly watching the whole time before she decided to burst in with her hello and lead them back to the group after checking out.

'Karkat sure would look good enough…wonder why the special get up.' thought Vriska, as she led them back. Her thoughts were interrupted when she found Sollux on a bee kiddy machine.

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"MOTHER FUCKING WEE" Sollux was riding a $0.25 bee ride while Gamzee rode a Circus bus honking the whole time. Karkat was on the floor laughing his ass off while Nepeta thought it was too cute to pass up pictures. Dave pretended not to know the idiots as people stared at them. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DUMBASSES DOING?" Karkat yelled after he calmed down, only to attract more people to stare. "Aw Karkles you were fine just a moment ago, Dave dared Sollux to ride the bee, not that he was tempted just by looking at it. Gamzee just joined in for the fun of it." Somehow their shopping spree got side tracked to rides.

-Back at John's house—

Everyone went their separate ways leaving John and Karkat alone again- well not totally alone since Nepeta had nothing better to do. She noticed Karkat was acting strange whenever they started watching Con Air. (suggested by the John) He would inch away as they got closer on the couch, and when his hands brushed John's he would gasp yanking his hand away. She noted to put it in her shipping wall after she talked to Karkat.

"Karkat?" Nepeta followed him to his room after the movie ended; they were the only ones that didn't go to sleep. Hearing his name, he looked at the door way signaling her in to sit down. She happily curled up to him and nuzzled his face. "Karkitty what's the matter?" She glanced down at his hands, he was clutching something tight. She reached for his hands only to have him scoot to the side of the bed. He fought down a blush and quickly hid the object. Being the quick kitty she was she grabbed it and held it close to her. It was John's shirt that he wore a lot; the wave symbols were slightly faded from overuse.

She was about to say something when Karkat interrupted her. "It was in m-my room! Not like I was using it for a blanket or anything..." She couldn't help to smile. "You like him?" Karkat would have freaked out if it wasn't Nepeta there with him. He shyly nodded and reached for the shirt. She purred to her new information and hugged Karkat. "I knew it! The shipping was right!" He had to fight down another blush about her knowing it the whole time; he made her promise not to tell anyone before he led her to the spare room.

After he made sure everyone was sleep, he changed into his jammies. The shirt he was holding earlier; he wore with his grey boxer shorts. That night he had an erotic dream he couldn't get out of his mind the next day.


End of chapter two! So R&R, going to update more once there are more reviews.