A Jaw Dropping Revelation

by Happy Dickfart

Harry and Hermione are having a shag one lovely afternoon, but Voldemort's ghost is a prat and decided to interrupt. Hermione was a tad displeased with that turn of events, and decided to let Voldemort know how she really felt about him.

2. Kurt Vonnegut Wins

The next day Harry and Hermione fucked some more. They fucked so hard that everyone died.

And while they were fucking, a couple of tweets occurred.

at RealDonaldTrump

Clinton Comey Putin Russia Muslims Obama Unfair Biggest Ally to Women Drain the Swamp Locker Room Talk Let's Take Our Country Back Democrats covfefe. Sad!

at jk underscore rowling

Have I just been convinced that there is a modern villain more diabolical than Voldemort?

at RealDonaldTrump

Democracy is dead!

at kurt underscore vonnegut

So it goes.

The End?