DISCLAIMER: I am NOT Stephenie Meyer. I do NOT own ANYTHING TWILIGHT!

This is all done in plain...randomness fun!

Summary: Somethings up with Edward and Jasper. They're acting very strange. When they both decide to get online...things get VERY RANDOM!

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EmoLover47 [9:52 P.M.]: (jasper has logged on)

"PianoplayingVampire22" [9:54 P.M.]: (edward has logged on)

EmoLover47 [9:55 P.M.]: *does the river dance in the brand new cloggs alice got me*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [9:55 P.M.]: *runs into jaspers room...smacks him with a banana and* -takes off-

EmoLover47 [10:04 P.M.]: I wanna ask you somethin *puts hands behind back and rocks from side to side innocently*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [10:18 P.M.]: What jasp!

EmoLover47 [10:18 P.M.]: promise you wont get mad?? *makes sad face*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [10:19 P.M.]: *lifts one eye brow* wut wuld this sumthing be?

EmoLover47 [10:20 P.M.]: you gotta promise, brozies! *smiles, unconvincingly*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [10:20 P.M.]: *fake smiles* sure jaspy!

EmoLover47 [10:21 P.M.]: WHY ARE YOU GAY?!?!

EmoLover47[10:21 P.M.]: *slaps knee laughing*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [10:22 P.M.]: *snickers * ohh ur so hilarious! I herd u have an uncle...and isn't his name joseph! (A/N: Dont worry if you dont get this...its an inside joke with my sister and I..who co-wrote this funny little tid-bit!)

EmoLover47 [10:23 P.M.]: *fake cries* Esme walks in to comfort me. TAKE THAT YOU BLOODSUCKER! oh wait...im a bloodsucker too...*really starts to cry* WHY ME! WHY!

"PianoplayingVampire22" [10:24 P.M.]: Why you? If u hate being a blood sucker..then go live with jacob! U can take it like a bitch from jacob!

EmoLover47 [10:25 P.M.]: *gasps* OH NO!!!!

"PianoplayingVampire22" [10:26 P.M.]: *laughs and points* haha u look like a hoe! U need to pull the stick outa ur ass!!!

EmoLover47 [10:27 P.M.]: *takes the stick outa my ass and shoves it in yours* WHOS GOT THE STICK UP THEIR ASS NOW BITCH!

"PianoplayingVampire22" [10:29 P.M.]: AHHHH U BITCHH!!!!! *takes stick* smacks u with it! Ha u got hit by an ugly stick!

EmoLover47 [10:29 P.M.]: IT WAS ONLY UGLY ONCE IT WAS UP YOUR BUTT! *laughs like a crazy person and points, holding my stomache*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [10:32 P.M.]: Haha bitch! U stupid wasp! Go suck a fat one!

EmoLover47 [10:33 P.M.]: which brings me back to my original topic.. WHY ARE YOU SO GAY?!!? *giggles*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [10:39 P.M.]: Well if u really wana kno who's gay? Ur the one whos wearing esmes clothes! Which makes u look like a drag queen..a very hawt drag queen at that! *whistles*

EmoLover47 [10:41 P.M.]: it was ALICE'S CLOTHES! get it right! and thank you, lover boy! *bows* *screams* ALICE! RUN!!

EmoLover47 [10:52 P.M.]: Somethings wrong...all my family has dissapeared...*crawls to a corner and sobs and rocks*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [10:57 P.M.]: *points and laughs* ooooo sexi u better run or alice will take her clothes back!!!

EmoLover47 [10:57 P.M.]: EDWARD! YOUR THERE! OH MY! MY LIFE HAS MEANING AGIAN! SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME! SOMEONE WHO...*coughs* sorry about that... *twiddles thumbs*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:00 P.M.]: *pulls pantz down-moons u- kiss my pale white ass!!!

EmoLover47 [11:01 P.M.]: okie dokies! *puckers lips*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:02 P.M.]: Ahh u sick bitch! U kiss alice with that mouth? I hope she knows u kiss guys asses!

EmoLover47 [11:03 P.M.]: *looks frantically around the room* Uhhh...Ummm...of COURSE she does!! *glances behind to check for Alice*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:04 P.M.]: Wow u little hooker! *shakes head* tisk tisk!

EmoLover47 [11:05 P.M.]: SO! I caught you with Carlisle is his so called "study"! DONT THINK I DIDNT HEAR YOU TWO HEATHENS!! MUAHAHAHA! *puts two thumbs up* Yeah!

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:07 P.M.]: Oh don't go there with me waspy! Ooo wana play heads up 7 up?!?!?!

EmoLover47 [11:08 P.M.]: OH SNAP! We need everyone tho...whos all home? *looks around*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:11 P.M.]: See if u can round up the possy!!!

EmoLover47 [11:11 P.M.]: The possy's being pussys! *pouts*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:15 P.M.]: Damskies! Their all guna pay big time! Let's plot against them!!!

EmoLover47 [11:16 P.M.]: YESS!!! MUHAHAHAHA! something involving...KITTENS..and...PUPPIES...and...HATCHETTS!!!! *rawrs with laughter*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:17 P.M.]: *raaawwrrr* jaspy ur the smartests most smartest vamp! Now let's get plotten!

EmoLover47 [11:16 P.M.]: Calm down, Edward...

EmoLover47 [11:16 P.M.]: NO!

EmoLover47 [11:16 P.M.]: YES JASPER!

EmoLover47 [11:17 P.M.]: YOUR FRGGING CRAZY JASPER!

EmoLover47 [11:17 P.M.]: I KNOW! MUHAHAHAHAHA! *attacks the computer*

EmoLover47 [11:18 P.M.]: (EmoLover47 is now expiercing some difficulties)

EmoLover47 [11:18 P.M.]: (EmoLover47 is idle)

EmoLover47 [11:20 P.M.]: sorry 'bout that. I broke the computer. had to go grab Carlisle's. HAHAHA!!

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:20 P.M.]: Edward is gone at the moment! Leave a message after the beep! Beeeeep!

EmoLover47 [11:21 P.M.]: YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOUR THERE AND I KNOW IT!

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:21 P.M.]: Lol gottcha bitch tits!

EmoLover47 [11:22 P.M.]: EWWW!!! OMG!!! EWWW!!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND ON CARLISLE'S COMPUTER!!

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:22 P.M.]: OHHH EMM MUTHA FHUKIN GEE!!! telll meeee nooowww!!

EmoLover47 [11:24 P.M.]: THERES A PICTURE OF EMMETT DRESSED LIKE A BARBIE! AND CARLISLE IS HUGGING HIM, GRABBING HIS FAKE BOOBIE!! AHHH!!

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:25 P.M.]: OOOHHH my gawd! Good lord! I knew that kid was gay! Poor rose was a cover up!

EmoLover47 [11:27 P.M.]: *is fake puking since we cant really puke* Hey Edie-Kins...you and Emmie-Pie look like you'd be quite a couple! *pukes. laughs. pukes. laughs*

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:29 P.M.]: Oh wow waspy..u took it too far! *grabs soda can* -throws it at ur head- hahaha now go hump carlisle..he said he has a secret crush on u!!!

EmoLover47 [11:30 P.M.]: *watches Rosalie hump the fake hippo in Alice's room* HAHAHA! CONTROLING EMOTIONS IS SO MUCH FUN! MUHAHAHAHA!

"PianoplayingVampire22" [11:32 P.M.]: Ohh I saw this girl on the sidewalk and she wanted me to give u her number and its 1-800-Gofhukurself!

EmoLover47 [11:33 P.M.]: HAHA ROSALIE...HAHA!

EmoLover47[11:35 P.M.]: CRAPBALLZ! ITS 11:30! I GOTTA GO WATCH STEVE WILKOS! STEVE! STEVE! STEVE! I think hes secretly a vampire! MUAHAHA!

EmoLover47 [11:35 P.M.]: (jasper has logged off)

PianoplayingVampire22 [11:36 P.M.]: (edward has logged off)

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(A/N) Ok, Ok, Im not sure that this one is better than the first...but i guess the first one you make will always be funnier!! LOL! :D

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