Alrighty, quite a few of you guys seem to enjoy this story, so I present to you chapter 2. Again, I have no idea where I'm going with this, so no promises on update time.

Lux nervously raised her hand to knock on the door of the last suspect on her list: Syndra. The power-hungry Ionian mage was not known to be very friendly.

After a few seconds, the door swung open, and Syndra growled, "What do you wan- oh, hello Akali." Her tone changed mid sentence, and Lux thought she sounded almost friendly.

"H-hey…" Lux stammered out, somewhat terrified of Syndra.

"What brings you to my door? It's rare that you come visit."

"Um…" Lux said, suppressing the urge to fidget. "Can I come in?"

"Of course." Syndra stepped aside, waving Lux in. Lux froze as she entered. Everything in sight was dark purple. Everything.

Her walls were purple, her bedsheets were purple, even her lamps radiated purple light. It was somewhat disturbing.

"Syndra, how did you even get everything to be purple?" Lux felt the need to ask.

"I like the color." Syndra stated flatly.

"Wow, really, I couldn't tell." Lux muttered sarcastically. That doesn't answer my question though?!

Syndra seated herself on her bed, patting the space next to her. Lux nervously sat down, swallowing in fear at their proximity.

"So, what did you want to talk about?" Syndra asked curiously, tilting her head.

"Do you know of a spell that causes two people to switch bodies?" Lux inquired, not wasting any time.

"Hm…" Syndra looked up at the ceiling, deep in thought. "I have heard of its existence. I do not know how to cast it or who would know how."

"Do you know anyone who might know more?"

"Judging from the nature of the spell, I'd try asking Leblanc. Not sure how much you'll get out of her though, she's pretty tight-lipped." Syndra suggested.

Good thing she's on Katarina's list… Lux thought.

"Is that it?" Syndra asked after a moment of silence.

"Uh… yea." Lux said, snapped out of her thoughts by Syndra's voice. Rising, she waved a goodbye to Syndra and headed for the door.

"Come by anytime!" Syndra called after her as she left the room. Closing the door behind her, Lux breathed a huge sigh of relief. After all, she had entered Syndra's room and come out in one piece.

However, she hadn't been able to learn anything. None of the mages knew the cause of the spell. She just had to hope Katarina and Akali had more success.

Her stomach growled, and Lux remembered she hadn't eaten anything yet today. Putting off her interrogations for now, Lux headed towards the cafeteria.

"Hi Akali!" The voice came from behind her as she navigated through the halls.

Lux ignored it and continued walking, forgetting she was Akali until a hand came to rest on her shoulder. "Akali~" Ahri said in a singsong tone.

Spinning, she desperately tried to recover from her surprise and say hello, but tripped over her own feet and lurched forward, crashing into the fox lady.

Ahri let out a yelp of surprise as Lux plowed into her, taking them both to the ground.

As Lux recovered, Ahri let out a mewl, and she found with horror that her hand had come to rest on Ahri's breast. She let go quickly, but it was too late. She had unleashed the sex fiend.

Ahri smirked, sitting up and looping her arms around Lux's neck. "Didn't know you were that kind of girl, Akali." She teased.

Lux could feel her cheeks heating up. Girl or not, nobody would be able to keep calm in this situation. "I-it was an accident!" Lux sputtered, averting her gaze.

"Reeeally?" Ahri whispered in her ear, sending a shiver down Lux's spine.

Suddenly, a loud cough interrupted them, and Lux raised her head to find a very pissed off Katarina tossing a dagger in one hand, eye twitching with barely-concealed anger.

Ahri let go and Lux jumped up, waving her hands to placate the assassin. "Th-th-this isn't what it looks like!"

"Then what exactly is it, hmm?" Katarina smiled dangerously, and Lux found herself fearing for her life.

"WAAAAIIITTT!" Lux turned to see herself tackle Katarina from behind, sending them to the ground.

"Ow!" Katarina rubbed her forehead, which had collided with the floor unceremoniously. "What the fuck!"

"That's my body! Don't kill me for something I didn't do!" Akali pleaded.

"Oh." A look of recognition came over Katarina's face. "That's right. Teehee."

"I ALMOST DIED!" Akali yelled. "DON'T FUCKING GIVE ME THAT TEEHEE BULLSHIT YOU FUC-"

"Wait, what's going on?" Ahri asked. She had risen and now stood by Lux's side. "Why is Lux saying she's Akali?"

"Oh shit." Akali cut herself off mid-sentence, rising and brushing herself off. "Uh… no reason. Identity crisis here, and all that, yea..." She trailed off uncertainly.

Ahri raised an eyebrow. "I might be able to help, you know."

"Uh…" Katarina rose as well, sheathing her knife. "Lux and Akali switched bodies."

"Oh, so Lux is the lesbi-"

"NO I'M NOT!" Lux slapped a hand over Ahri's mouth. "IF ANYTHING IT'S THEM!"

"What?" Ahri was looking more and more confused by the second. "It's who?"

Realizing her mistake, Lux corrected herself in order to keep Katarina's secret, and her own life in the process. "Uh, nobody. Nevermind."

"ANYWAY." Akali cut in, shoving Lux to the side. "Lux and I have switched bodies. I don't really expect you to believe us but that's how it is."

"Oookay." Ahri gave a smile that said she kind of understood, but Lux could tell she had no idea what was happening.

"Yea." Akali nodded, then grabbed Lux and Katarina by the arm, dragging them past the dazed Ahri. "Now if you'll excuse us."