It's An Avatards Life
Chapter 2 Evil Schemes and Waffle Cones
Everybody stared at Aang.
Katara: Why did you yell 'No!' in a sudden burst of anger? :|
Aang: I, um...
Toph: Wow, usually it would have been Sokka or Zuko to yell out in a sudden burst of anger like that.
Sokka: The poor kid's delusional! :O
Zuko: Delusional... delusional... Aang is a llama?
Katara: Delusional doesn't mean llama, Zuko. :|
Zuko: ...Right. XD
Director: Aang, I don't care if you don't like the winners or not, they won so they're going to be meeting us tomorrow!!! -takes Tylenol and stalks away-
....
Aang: I think I'll hit the hay now, it's getting late.
Toph: -checks wristwatch- It's only five thirty!
Aang: Yeah, well, I....I...BO SHUDA! -runs away-
Katara: :| Sigh... bye guys. -walks off-
Toph: Later dudes. -flees-
Sokka: ...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Zuko: I am.....
Sokka/Zuko: BFF PARTEH!!!!! :DDD
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Jen: D: But...but....but- HOW COULD THIS BE?!
Aly: :| ....THOSE FREAKIN FLUBBER WAFFLE CONE EGG HEADS!!!!! -angry- WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN!
Jen: -sob- My life... IS RUINED!!!! -sob sob-
Aly: GETTUH HOLD OF YOURSELF, WOMAN!!!! -smacks Jen with an elephant-
Jen: EUREKA! I think the cause of you smackin' me with an elephant made me think of an idea! :D
Aly: ...wut? O.o
Jen: Okay, so we didn't win right?
Aly: Right. ):
Jen: But Karen and Joey DID win, right?
Aly: Don't make me smack you again. :|
Jen: -evil smile- I think I haz an idea.... BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! :D -laughs hysterically-
Aly: ... :| Eh, what the yack? -evil smile- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Katara: -crawls through Aang's window- Okay... now where is Aang? :|
Aang: -walks in with a fake mustache on- O.O
Katara: O.O
10 Minutes later:
Katara: Aaanyway, why did you yell no when the Director announced the winners?!?!? -jealous tone-
Aang: ELEPHANT KOI! -pulls a llama out of no where and eats it-
Katara: O.o Uh...
Aang: Alright, alright... :| -throws up llama; llama stalks off-
Katara: So?
Aang: I... well, Karen used to be my girlfriend. :|
Katara: .......................................Oh. Okay.
Aang: ...Katara? Are you okay?
...
Katara: I'M GUNNU KILL YEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -pulls out a waffle cone gun-
Aang: MOTHER! :O
Katara: -starts shooting Aang with waffle cones- DIE YOU THREE EYED TWISTED OLD GEEZER!
Aang: KATARA! :O
Katara: -surrounds Aang- I've got you know! -blasts Aang with sticky waffle cones-
Aang: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Jen: So this is what we will do... -picks up toy plush Aang doll- Okay, pretend this us us. We'll sneak onto a plane, steal parashoots, jump off, land on the roof of the building where they shoot ATLA, drill a hole, jump in, and find the room where they'll be. It's genius!- Genius I say! :D
Aly: ...Why don't we just walk in the building through the front doors?!
Jen: FUN SUCKER! D: That would be waaay too boring! Besides, the security guards will remember us from, Ahem, that day.... :|
Aly: -shiver- I remember... :|
Ooh, Flashback:
Aly and Jen were at the front desk in the building where they shoot ATLA. They were arguing with a snotty old geezer secretary.
Jen: We DEMAND to see the cast of Avatar! D:
Aly: And we won't take No for an answer!!! D:
Secretary: Well, in that case- NO! Now get lost! :|
Aly: Listen here you poo-breath-gorilla-faced-egg head! Jen and I are the biggest ATLA fans in the world and if you don't let us see them, YOU WILL DIE! DIE I SAY! Die! DIE!!
Suddenly Aang and Katara walk in from the elevator.
Katara: Platypus... plaaatypus.... weird, eh?
Aang: I know, right? I mean seriously- who names their dog Platypus?
Jen and Aly stare at them and freeze.
Aly: O.O
Jen: O.O
...
Aly/Jen: WE LURVE YEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -attacks Katara and Aang-
Katara/Aang; SECURITY!!!!!!!
Thirteen security guards crash through the wall and jump in the fight trying to stop Jen and Aly. Finally they've got them locked in their arms and Katara and Aang are free.
Aang: O.O Katara are you okay?
Katara: O.o... MONSTERS! :|
Aly: AANG I LURVE YEW!!!! I DREAM ABOUT YEW!!! I EVEN HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU DRESSED UP AS A SUNFLOWER IN MY DIARY! :DDDDD
Aang: O.O
Jen: MARRY ME, AANG! I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU DRESSED UP AS A WAFFLE CONE IN MY SECRET COLLECTION OF USED BANDAIDS!!!! :DDDDDD
Aang: Again, O.O!
Katara: Boys, take 'em away. :|
Aw, Flashback over!
Jen: Sigh... :)
Aly: :D Okay, so when will we commence plan High Jack A Plane And Steal parashoots And Land On the Roof Of The Building Of ATLA And Drill A Hole?
Jen: Soon, Aly Loo. :) -evil smirk- Very, soon...
Aly: ...Um, my name's not Aly Loo. It's Aly. :|
Jen: ...I knew that....
Aly: ..... :D
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Sokka walked through the door of Aang's house.
Sokka: Katara? Are you here? -he called out-
He walked towards Aang's bedroom, opened the door, and gasped.
Katara and Aang were hugging each other and crying like there was no tomorrow.
Sokka: Katara! Aang: :O
Katara: -suddenly stops crying- What do you want, Sokka?! :| We're kind of in the middle of something, here.
Sokka: Why are you guys crying?
Aang: Well we got into a fight and then we regretted it and so now we're hugging and crying in each others arms. :)
Sokka: ...Uuhhh, well then, I'll just leave.... -stalks away-
...
Katara: -smiles deviously- Oh Aaaaaang,
Aang: Yes my dear? :)
Katara: I lurve you. :D
Aang: :DD I lurve you more! -glomps Katara-
Katara: :DDDD -kisses back-
The poor waffle gun lay forgotten under Aang's bed, breathing harsh and dieing slow. The pain it suffered was great, and it no longer contained the love of the waffle cones it needed to survive. It cried one last misunderstood tear, and then left the world as a ghost of waffle cones...
Kewl, eh new chapteh! :DDD Epic ending with the whole waffle cone gun, right? :3 Ooh, yay Kataang! :D And then of course Jen and Aly with their evil schemes and such. 8D Please read and review. And read the next chapter to find out what happens next!!! Luv yew.