Letters from an Annoyed Brother

Ciao mio fratello,

Thank god you're not talking to that stupid potato basterd! You know how much I hate that you talk to that cretino. I'm surprised your still alive after eating America's food, usually you make your own pasta though. Did he bring you to a crappy restaurant or something. I'll send you some tomato sauce, that stupid tomato basterd Antonio gave me to much.

Nice job taking Russia's scarf stupid. Your so dead right now, go find your white flag if you want to live.

Oh and you mentioned that other people have been answering my phone, that was Sicilia and Calabria. How did you forget who they are? You've known Sicila since she was a little girl and Calabria is the boy that lives near her. Apparently according to Antonio last time the idiot came to my damn house he said it was a mess. The house was probably cleaner then his house for all I know. Anyway he said he would call the "refuerzos" [reinforcements], and apparently that means call in our own regions to come clean up the house like maids. He tried to put Sicilia in the ugly maid dress he used to make me wear. I head butted that perv so hard he'll be feeling it for a week.

I still can't believe you just left Italy to go to some stupid American college. There are plenty of art colleges in our own country. You could have gotten into the one I graduated from. I already got my first job after getting out of college. I'm teaching at one of the local high schools. Stupid kids have no appreciation for art work though.

If you want any pasta or sauce just ask and i'll send it over, don't be an idiot and eat any of America's fast food though! You have a higher chance dieing from that stupid fast food then Russia figuring out that you have his scarf!

write back soon stupid,

Romano

This was written by SakuraBlossom64, who is has no stories yet and has her own blog on YouTube. She will be playing as Romano, and I say she does a very good job. She also knows some Italian so that's another good thing. Hope you enjoyed reading it and don't forget to read and review...it feeds us...

Caio mio fratello- Hello my brother

Cretino- stupid jerk