CHAPTER 2: (sorry for spelling mistakes, my word is evil!)
larry, alice in wonderland spoof. i dont own one direction or alice in wonderland!
Questions I had asked so far,
Q: wheres alice?
A: with the white rabbit.
Q: wheres the white rabbit?
A: going to meet the queen.
Q: wheres the queen?
A: at her palace.
Q: whos the queen?
A: shes the queen of hearts.
Q: yes, but who is she, like your zayn and your liam, the white rabbit is niall e.t.c. so who is she?
A: what are you talking about, we are us and she is she, our queen. Sort of..
Q: why sort of?
A: we don't like her, shes mean, but we don't care as long as we have our partys!
That's when zayn grabbed my arm pulling me towards a gigantic mushroom, a big purple one with blue spots. "oh hes here, and we can get some help from him." Zayn says smiling at the figure above the mushroom.
"yeah!" liam smiled at me"butterfly! HEY CATAPILLAR!" liam smiled at the last name, making me think he used it to tese him.
The boy shouted getting the figures attention, it was so weird. A man with buttiful butterfly wings rapped around him making him look like a catapillar, he look scarily like josh! "you should know by now im much more then a catapillar!" it even sounded like josh, it then turned to me. "you wish too see alice?"
"yes.." i answered.
"answer this riddle you will then gain your wish. The answer is lieing below this shroom and you have until my blue puff of smoke fades. I have a face but can not speack, I have to hands but can not reach. I know numbers but I don't think, what am i?"
ifrantically searched, finding an old pocket whatch as i go, I throw it to the butterfly. " you are smart, now come sit behind my wings our guest will be here soon!"
With that the me, hare and hatter…. No! I will not get caught in this. Me, Zayn and LIAM, sat behind his gracel wings as we heard heavy breath and running. "Who are you?" asks a famillar voice, lous voice. I peck out from the wings to sees lous lovely fluched face.
"im the butterfly, and you are alice." Josh stated, yes I said josh!
"more like a catapiller accoerding to the story tale.. plus my names LOUIS na
Ot alice!" finally someone who remembers there name, relief filled me at that thought.
"it dosnt matter who you are it only matters who you follow, the white rabbit is close. I will help you find him by giving you a group of helpers." Josh says leaning back a puff of pink smoke in the air.
"oh god, not those tea party plonkers!" lou groans.
"hey that's mean and we brought a kitty!" liams says as he pulls me from behind the wings.
"yeah, meanie!" zayn saysfixing his hair as he appears.
"HAZZA!" liy shouts exited lauching to hug me then stopping. "wait don't tell me it scheaire not haz.."
"Lou of course its haz, I don't know whats wrong with these guys thoe!" I say siling atleast lou is still lou. He smiles at my words making butterflys erupt in my tummy.
"THANK GOD, im not the only one with some sense here. I missed yah hazza, babes!"he says hugging me tightly.
"yeah me to." I say "this isn't a dream is it, I know a dream and this is different"
"yeah ive got the same feeling, the last thing I rembered you fainted and I screamed out to you.." lou says his face falling. "plus you cant falls into someone else's dream, you cant SHARE a dream… so what is this."
"its wonderland, and you got her through the hole." Liam and zayn say slaping each other in some sort of game.
"Wait like a blackhole, is this a different dimension?" lou says looking very skeptical.
"no, your two minds have come together to teach you something. Its like reading the others mind but you view it as astory in your heads. You are building a world in your minds together, so the motre you work together the quicker you find what you need and leave." Says the butterfly.
"why did we make the Caterpillar a butterfly and josh?" lou asks.
"because like nialler he jump so high he sort of flys and cause hes often layed back like the Caterpillar dude." I say as if its normal,once I registered what I said I realized I must know more then I think.
"yeah" lou says and I feel my tail loosen. I tug and it comes off.
"what the?" I exclaim shocked.
"you worked together, so reality is coming back to you." Josh coutined, yes josh that butterfly thing is starting to annoy me.
"OK, lets go get nialler and meet this red queen, I wonder who it is." lou says smirking and grabbing my hand to drag me down a path. Zayn and liam follow. This could get good, and I really cant wait. I take a tight hold on lous hand and follow him on our journey through wonderland. what could happen next, I cant wait to see!