February 11th 2017

The Bermuda Triangle

0:1100 hours (11:00 A.M. Eastern Standard time)

(Skipper's POV)

"Skipper's Log, 0:1100 hours, We have just complete a top secret mission in the Caribbean and are currently flying back to New York." "Nothing but smooth flying ahead!" Kowalski announced. "I am hopeful for a turbulence-free flight back to New York,' I said into the recorder, "But I am keeping my paranoia cap on as we are currently approaching the infamous Bermuda Triangle the area of the sea where countless Ships, Aircraft, and people have mysterious disappeared along with all kinds of bizarre phenomenon."

"science discredited the Bemuda Triangle and all the so-called phenomenon many times over!" Kowalski said. "Yah what about the aliens," I said, "These could be part of a space-squid plot to aquire advanced earth technology!" "Aliens, Timewarps, Wormholes, Sea monsters," Kowalski said, "The Bermuda triangle is just that…a myth." "but the ship and aircraft disappearance…" "Draw a triangle on any area of the sea there are bound to be ships and aircraft that disappear without a trace…" "Storms and massive wave are what account for the disappearance of ships and Aircraft…mass panic and human ignorance and human gullibility is what fueled the bermuda Triangle…"

"I don't like your tone Kowalski," I said. "the Story of the Bermuda Triangle is just that…A story," Kowalski replied. "Um…Kowalski," Private said, "We have a storm incoming…" "that's impossible there was nothing on the rader…" "the Bermuda Triangle is angry I you," I replied. "A piece of ocean does not have feelings," Kowalski replied as the storm was upon us. "It's nothing," Kowalski said, "it's just a storm cloud…" but even he didn't seem so convinced. "Um do storm cloud surrounded you in a spinning vortex?" Private asked.

"No this isn't possible," Kowalski said, "This isn't scientifically possible…" "Do you believe in the Bermuda triangle now?" I said. "Fine I admit it we're stuck in a time… Waaaaaaaaarp!" I turned around and saw Kowalski get blasted off the plane by a gust of wind. "Kowaaaaalski!" I shouted. "Skippper!" Kowalski shouted. "Options!" I shouted. "Tell Doris I loved her!" the distance voice of Kowalski shouted as the Bermuda Triangle claimed another victim. "CURSE YOUR BERMUDA TRIANGLE!" "wait I see the exit!" Private said. "But what's on the other side?" I said as the vortex spit us out over the ruins of a New York-like city.

"See the Sun always…" Private said, "wait when did the plane stop running?" "don't be ridicious Private!" I said. Rico was behind me pointing at something. "What is it Rico?" I said looking up and seeing that in the plane was no longer running. "Smoked salmon," I said. The Plane than was unable to stay in the air and plummeted towards the surface. "Ahhh!" We all shouted as the Super-Plane crashed for the billionth time. I don't have an exact number as our number guy is who knows where. The Plane smashed into the ground in what was probably once a park or something. There was weird street sides and paths were marked off that were too normal for any normal human.

"What is this place?" Private asked. I looked up and saw something I absolutely didn't want to see, "We'll find the answer later," I said, "but right now we have Daleks incoming!" "Survivors detected!" "There should not be any survivors!" "Exterminate them!" "Wait…Scans indicate…IT IS THE PENGUINS!" "All Daleks stop exterminating survivors you primary objective is now the penguins. Exterminate them! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!" "why do we have to keep dealing with them," Private asked. "Move! Move! Move!" I said, "unless you want to be exterminated!" A warning blast that hit one of the Super-plane's wings was enough to underline my point. Rico Hacked up the Space Time Teleport and tried to teleport us back to New York.

This ruined city disappeared in a flash only for us to end up in a different part of the same city. "Well that's not going to work," I said, "Kowalski's options…" I than remembered that Kowalski wasn't here. "blast," I said, "if he was here he'll probably invent some madcap device to get us home…" "Private your our temporary options guy," I said. "Um..why me?" Private said. "Rico is going to suggest a lot of explosions," I said, "Things blowing up is nice and all… but's not going to get us home." "Um…Okay," Private said, "I guess we should find out where we are." "Yeah let's ask the locals," I said, "Oh wait they all running from daleks or are trying to exterminate us!" "I'm sure there's some sign or something left over from the daleks invasion."

"really?" "like the newspaper behind you," Private said. I turned around to find a roached out newspaper. "Avian Arrives in Z for first time in 50 years" "Okay," I said, "the city starts with Z that's a start…I got nothing." "Here's another newspaper some of the title is missing. I picked up the " pia times" "Okay it starts with Z and Ends with Pia," I said. "Here's another one," Private said. " return to Z topia." "Ngtholrs return to Ztopia?" I said, "Private get me a newspaper that doesn't have big holes in it!" Private came me a paper that the only word that was readable was "Police". "Okay," I said, "let's keep looking boys…"

(end of chapter one)