The day I killed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!part2



A/N: I hope this finds you well.


Harry: Herm, did you see Ron anywhere?

Herm.: why should we worry about that right now?

Harry: Ok lets just stop asking questions. (door shuts) (you can figure the rest out)

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Snape: Ron if the Chudely cannons win I will give 50 points to Gryffindor.

Ron: And if the Wimbourne Wasps win I get a detention.

Snape and Ron were listening to WWN and betting on the Quidditch game.

Snape: Whatever!!!!!!!!

Ron: Can you teach me how to say that?

Snape: Why sure.Come down here tomorrow and I will teach you. It is a very hard proces indeed.
(they were saying all this with their fingers intertwined)

Ron: I have to go I'll see you tomorrow. You know it was living hell when you weren't here.
You aren't cheating on me are you.

Snape: Of course not who would want to cheat on you? (Snape leaned foward and kissed Ron).
goodnight Ronnie.



(The next day at breakfast)


Harry: where were you last night Ron?

Ron: Where were you?(stuffing his mouth with food to end the conversation)

Dumbledore: There are two new students coming to Hogwarts tomorrow. Their names are Maggie and
Rachel. They will be in fifth year. Remember courtesy.

Ron: cool!! I really want to meet them.

Hermione: I think this will be an educational experience.

Harry: You always make everything sound sooooooooo boring.

( the next day)

(Rachel and Maggie await to be sorted)

Rachel: where do you want to be?

Maggie: I have no clue.

Rachel: you never have a clue.

(turns out they both got sorted into Gryffindor)

Harry: My name is-

Maggie: Cut the crap. you might as well say that your name is Slim Shady.I already know who
you are midget.

Hermione: Why are you swearing?

Rachel: Don't give her all the f...ing credit. I swear more.

Maggie: Whatever Bitch.

Rachel: go to hell Master M destoryer.

Maggie: I kind of miss our pupils.

Ron: I'm Ron.

Rachel: Ronald Regan. Ronnie Regan. HAhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Maggie: Now you are scaring me.

Rachel: It wasn't me!!!!!!

( they give each other a high five,and start singing a disturbing song with a carribean dude
who pops out of nowhere)

Maggie: That was entertainment!

Harry: Don't swear your hurting me.



A/N: Arabella do not tell them who these people are. R/R. I hope you thought this was funny.
More will come. Thank you to the two people that reviwed and the 19 others that read it *she means for the first part.*