Hey Hey Hey! Ok I know I haven't been updated in like... Months... But I NEVER and I mean never have motivation NOR Ideas! But I will try my hardest to keep ya'll happy!

Person in Kag's house (I think u know who it is...) POV

Ow! What the hell was that?!

Ok wait... Let me back this up.

I just bought this side of this Duplex today.

I go to take a shower, singing along to a song and the door opens and there's a very hot girl standing there, naked.

She screams and hits me in the head with something very hard.

So I lay there on the ground, not unconscious anymore, listening to the sounds of the water and realize that this is the neighbor I share this duplex with.

They said something about her, said she works a lot. Everyday, except Saturday and Sunday of course, Eight am to Seven pm.

Of course, I work. Well, worked... Ok now before you go jumping to conclusions, I got fired! They said I wasn't good anymore.

My job was fun... You see I was a porn star. I starred in pornographic films and got paid to fuck girls.

Sweet life, right?

Ok, I guess I should tell you my name.

My name is Inuyasha. Inuyasha Takahashi.

Ha ha I bet you gasped there, didn't ya?

I know... You're just sitting there like, "THE Inuyasha Takahashi?!"

Well yes! I am THE Inuyasha Takahashi.

And I'm currently out of a job and lying on the ground listening to a girl shower...

I wonder what she looks like with all that water running down her slim...naked...sexy body...

I felt a familiar object poking up between my thighs and quickly changed the subject in my head

I tried thinking about ramen, but all I could imagine is the girl feeding me ramen naked... or letting me eat it off of her body...

I got up there and walked into my bedroom.

I put on some boxers and jeans and snuck quietly over to the other side of the duplex.

I looked around for a bit and then I hear the shower turn off.

'shit!' I thought, trying to run past the bathroom door.

However, the door opened before I passed it.

She screamed and went to hit me again.

"Please don't!" I put my arm up defensively and she froze.

"Who are you and why are you in my house?" She stared at me like I was a piece of meat.

"I live here!" I shouted.

She laughed.

"Bullshit you live here." She looked to the side of me into the living room which had all of my boxes except for a few bedroom things.

I smirked at her.

"Well, I paid them some money and, um, well they gave me the keys to this duplex." I smiled at her and she growled a bit.

"You bought this side?" I nodded. Her face fell.

"Get out."

"No." She glared at me.

"I don't like you! Get out!" She pushed me away from her, trying to make me leave.

"Yea keep pushing... I like a girl who's rough." She immediately stopped.

"what?!" She hissed out.

"Yea... C'mon... we are going to live in the same building... lets get close...huh?" I purred close to her ear.

She pulled her hand back and slapped me.

"Ooh, Feisty! I love that in a girl!" She raised her hand again and I stopped.

"Look. I don't like you, and I don't care how you feel about me, but stay away from my side and stay away from me and we'll be just fine. Got it?" She stared at me.

"I'm sorry...but I can't agree to that..." I said, walking closer to her.

"Because when I see an insanely hot girl who doesn't throw herself at my feet, I know I have to work to get her. Especially when she's got these..."I grabbed her boobs and she squealed and jumped backwards.

"Y-Y-You Pervert!" She ripped my hands from her chest and covered her boobs with her arms.

"Who do you think you are?!" She yelled at me, her face flushed bright red.

"Oh, forgive me. I'm Inuyasha Takahashi."

She gasped.

"I-I-Inu-Inuyasha?" She backed away from me.

"Yes. And you are...?" I asked following her.

"Uh.. K-K-Kagome." She turned and sprinted down the hall and out her front door.

I ran outside and jumped into my car and trailed about 500 feet behind her. I pulled into the same coffee shop she did.

'Coco's Coffee Shop'

"Hey! This is where that girl that Miroku likes works." I said to myself getting out of my car.

I walked into the store to hear Kagome talking about me.

"Sango! It was him! Inuyasha Takahashi! You know him! I know you know who is! I mean I wouldn't of freaked out on him if I'd realized who he was! I hit and knocked out one of the hottest guys ever! I'm SO stupid!" Sango, the girl I recognized instantly as the girl Miroku loves so much, saw me right when I walked in. I knew she did. Yet she said nothing to her friend.

"You think I'm one of the hottest guys ever huh?" Kagome froze.

I walked up to the counter and sat down.

"Well Sango, I've heard plenty about you." Sango was taken aback.

"Wha- How?" She stared at me.

"Are you familiar with a man named Miroku?" Her face hardened.

"That pervert that always grabs my ass?" I chuckled.

"Yes, him. Well all he ever does is talk about you. I'd say he's love struck." Sango blushed.

"That pervert could never. Anyway do you want anything?" Sango asked, pushing a small menu in front of me.

"Hmm... I think I'll have a tall glass of..." I turned towards Kagome. "This." She snapped her head towards me.

"What?" I laughed.

"C'mon, you know you want me." Her face drew into a smirk.

"No not really... No one for sure knows where that dick has been, but I know for sure that I want it NO where near me." I laughed.

"Yea you do... Admit it..." Sango hit me in the back of my head.

"Ow, What the hell woman?!" She motioned for me to follow her.

I got up and she led me outside, behind the building.

"Listen Horn-Dog, She just got out of a relationship, she isn't in the mood to deal with this shit. Now, Maybe try the friends approach? And be sure to apologize. And remember, I'm letting you try this, cause, even though you just met, I can tell you're crushing on her."

"I am not!" I denied, lying to myself more than her.

"Yea, and I have a million dollars. Just now, If you hurt her, the next time you go to sleep will be your last." Sango smiled and spun around, her ponytail flying out a bit.

She walked back inside and I stood there for a moment.

'How the hell...?'

Blah! I know I need to update SoM, but I'm just too lazy! Sometime soon. The SATS are still going on... RIDICULOUS! I'm done with the crap already. And we're having Prom soon! :D Can't believe it! Graduation is in May... It feels so far away, yet SO close! :D Wish meh luck!

PS: I really want to update TLSC (The Letters STopped COming) But until I find the notebook with chapter 2 in it... It won't be up. :/ I lose everything. I don't know how I'm able to gradumicate! Lol I love it when people say that!